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Mr Lovely

aka Lovely Pants

  • I live in the grey area between paranoia and denial.
  • My occupation is Inanity QA
  • I am mortal on most Tuesdays.
I am quite possibly a human. My summoner name is "Lovely Pants." Feel free to add me as you wish, but do take the time to leave me a message on my talk page so I know you're not just some random cretin.

Sadly, I don't get to play as often as I want to lately because of connection problems and I tend to spend countless hours testing out jungling routes and other random things in the custom games which I may or may not be able to finish.

1 Growth 18 1 Growth 18
Health 700 (+23.04) Attack damage (+0)
Health regen. -17 (+0.65) Attack speed 35 (+3.9%)
Mana 250 (+20) Armor 500 (+50)
Mana regen. 13 (+1) Magic resist. 6 (+2)
Attack range Infinite Mov. speed N/A

ChampCost |IP=10000 |RP=2

Mr Lovely is NOT a Champion in League of Legends.


Patch Unknown
Mr Lovely gains an Insomnia buff every day he sleeps for 4 hours or less. This buff stacks to a maximum of 15. Mr Lovely becomes increasingly annoying with each stack gained.

Ability Description Leveling up
Apathy Beam
(Passive) Mr Lovely will fall into fits of apathy at random. For the duration of this period Mr Lovely is immune to all damage but wastes this buff by watching silly videos instead of being productive.

(Active) Mr Lovely experiences an apathy backlash and suddenly does something useful.

  • Cost: 70 mana
  • Cooldown: 36,000 seconds

Number of useful actions performed: 1 / 3 / 7 / 12 / 55

+ 0.5 Ability Power
Disconcerting Ogle
(Toggle) Mr Lovely zones out and stares off into the distance, but inevitably seems to be looking directly into your soul. Champions in sight experience no negative effects or damage, but feel very uneasy and may choose to move to a different table in the diner.
  • No Cost

Disconcertment : 6 / 12 / 18 / 24 / 30

Selective Misanthropy
Mr Lovely feels very disappointed in society but still respects nearby champions as individuals. Mr Lovely contemplates throwing the world into anarchy, but instead cooks some pasta to restore 3% of his maximum health.
  • Cost: 65 mana

Quality of pasta sauce used: Mustard / Olive Oil and Pepper / Store Brand Tomato Sauce / Homemade / Garden Fresh

Literature Break
Mr Lovely reads a book and there isn't a goddamned thing you can do about it. One enemy champion takes massive magic damage for unrelated reasons.
  • Cost: 120 mana
  • Cooldown: 80 seconds
  • Range: Global

Magic Damage: 6000 / 7000 5000

+ 1 Ability Power

Current Thoughts

Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan.

Favorite Champions (According to latest polls)

(Skill of the summoner with above champions shall not be qualified here)

Favourite Match Moments

  • Slowly poisoning invisible Akali to death with Singed, running like a lunatic around the circumference of her sphere
  • Udyr vs Udyr.
  • Double Alistar slam. 8 champions in the air.
  • Zilean + any repositioner: Instant time bomb launcher.
  • Auto-attack Baron steal with a caster.
  • Random Nidalee trap kills after a team battle
  • Everyone on both teams dies, but the minions kill your tower and nexus while you sit watching helplessly for a full minute.
  • Shen forcing Alistar to use his ultimate to flee, 1v1.
  • Farming an "unguarded" lane as Singed...You have slain an enemy Teemo!
  • Face-checking brush like a moron with Morgana and then pulling off an enlightened reflexive Black Shield + Ult combo on the 5 enemies chilling there. Full enemy team stun, live with 300 hp and allies actually take advantage of my idiocy to pick up 3 kills.

Awesome Things Made By People

Soraka's Excellent Adventure

Notes to Self

Team a (ad buff)- Jax | Noc/Olaf | dps| Nunu | Taric

Strength: Weakness:

Team b (Balanced) - ? | Shen | ? | Ryze | Trundle

Strength: Weakness:

Team c (aoe) - Fiddle | ? | ? | Gangplank | Amumu

Strength: Weakness:

Team d (Save Kog) - ? | Shen | Kog | Soraka | Urgot

Strength: Weakness:

Team e - ? | Zilean | ? | ? | Alistar

Strength: Weakness:

Team f - ? | ? | ? | Nasus | ?

Strength: Weakness:

Team g - Blitzcrank | Maokai | ? | ? | Janna

Strength: Weakness:

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