The Golden Spatula

For its predecessor, see Stat-Stick of Stoicism.

The Golden Spatula edit
"It must do something... Declined, it does EVERYTHING!"
Stats
+90 attack damage
+125 ability power
+20 ability haste
+40 armor
+40 magic resistance
+60% attack speed
+25% critical strike chance
+350 health
+200% base health regeneration
+350 mana
+200% base mana regeneration
+10% movement speed
+15% life steal
Passive
Unique – Doing Something: You are permanently On Fire!, causing you to burn nearby enemies every second for magic damage and reduce your cooldowns twice as fast as well as gain bonus movement speed while facing nearby enemy champions, bonus attack speed, and bonus mana regeneration. While On Fire!, however, you also take increased damage and reduce the effectiveness of incoming heals and shields.
Requirements
Requires the Quest: Urf's Champion augment.
Recipe
Cost	Special
Sell	481
ID	224403
Availability
Arena
Arena
Menu
Attack Damage Critical Strike Attack Speed Ability Power Mana & Regeneration Health & Regeneration Armor Magic Resistance Ability Haste Movement Life Steal & Vamp
Keywords
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The Golden Spatula is a distributed item in League of Legends. It is exclusive to Arena. Requires the Quest: Urf's Champion augment.

Cost Analysis

Gold Value

• 125 ability power =  2500
• 90 attack damage =  3150
• 20 ability haste =  1000
• 60% attack speed =  1500
• 25% critical strike chance =  1000
• 350 health =  933.33
• 350 mana =  350
• 200% base health regeneration =  600
• 200% base mana regeneration =  800
• 40 armor =  800
• 40 magic resistance =  800
• 10% movement speed =  837.5
• 15% life steal =  803.25
• Total Gold Value =  15074.08

Gold efficiency

Trivia

• The item's icon is reused from the Golden Spatula summoner icon.
  • It shares this characteristic with the Teamfight Tactics item Spatula.
• The item's caption and Named item effect of Do something references the caption of the Teamfight Tactics item Spatula.
• Even though it was unavailable on every map, The Golden Spatula could be seen in the item sets on the League Client during patch V8.21, as well as V11.8.
  • The Golden Spatula started as a debug item, probably used by the game-developing team of Riot Games Inc.

Media

Item VFX

Patch History

V14.19 - Removed

• Removed from the game on September 24th, 2024 since Arena is no longer available.

V14.17

• Bug Fix: On Fire! buff icon is no longer empty.

V14.16

• Ability power reduced to 125 from 150.
• Attack damage reduced to 90 from 100.
• Attack speed reduced to 60% from 70%.
• Critical strike chance reduced to 25% from 35%.

V14.9 - Re-added

• Available on Arena on May 1st, 2024.

V14.1 - Removed

• Removed from the game on January 8th, 2024 since Arena is no longer available.

V13.24 - Re-added

• Available on Arena on December 7th, 2023.
• Obtained from the Quest: Urf's Champion augment.
• Attack damage increased to 100 from 70.
• Ability power increased to 150 from 120.
• Armor increased to 40 from 30.
• Magic resistance increased to 40 from 30.
• Attack speed increased to 70% from 50%.
• Critical strike chance increased to 35% from 30%.
• Health increased to 350 from 250.
• Base health regeneration increased to 200% from 100%.
• Mana increased to 350 from 250.
• Base mana regeneration increased to 200% from 100%.
• Life steal increased to 15% from 10%.

V13.23 - Removed

• Removed from the game on November 27th, 2023 since Nexus Blitz is no longer available.

V13.21 - Re-added

• Available on Nexus Blitz on October 25th, 2023.

V13.16 - Removed

• Removed from the game on August 28th, 2023 (11:59 PM PST) since Arena is no longer available.

V13.14 - Re-added

• Available on Arena on July 20th, 2023 (1 PM PST).
• Cost: Special.
• Limit: Only available with the Thief's Gloves augment.

V11.13 - Removed

• Removed from the game on June 28th, 2021 since Nexus Blitz is no longer available.

V11.11 - Returning

• Unique passive renamed Doing Something from Do Something.

V11.1 - Removed

• Removed from the game on January 11th, 2021 since Nexus Blitz is no longer available.

V10.25 - Returning

• Available on Nexus Blitz on December 10th, 2020 (11:59 PM PDT).
• Total cost increased to 7487 from 7437.
  • Combined cost unchanged.
• Cooldown reduction reduced to 0% from 20%.
• Ability haste increased to 20 from 0.
• Unique passive is now named Do Something.

V10.17 - Removed

• Removed from the game on August 24th, 2020 (11:59 PM PDT) since Nexus Blitz is no longer available.

V10.15 - Returning

• Replaces Stat-Stick of Stoicism.
• Available on Nexus Blitz on July 22nd, 2020 (11:59 PM PDT).
• Renamed The Golden Spatula from Stat-Stick of Stoicism.
• New Effect: You are permanently On Fire!
• New Caption: "It must do something..." "Declined, it does EVERYTHING!"
  • Old Caption: "What if we only bought some of the stats?" "Declined, we must have ALL of them."

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