The Golden Spatula

For its predecessor, see Stat-Stick of Stoicism.

		"You belong in a museum!" This article or section may contain obsolete information, but exists here for historical purposes. This item has been removed on patch V11.13.

The Golden Spatula edit
"It must do something... Declined, it does EVERYTHING!"
Stats
+120 ability power
+70 attack damage
+20 ability haste
+50% attack speed
+30% critical strike chance
+250 health
+250 mana
+100% base health regeneration
+100% base mana regeneration
+30 armor
+30 magic resistance
+10% movement speed
+10% life steal
Passive
Unique – Doing Something: You are permanently On Fire!
Recipe
+  +  +  +  +  +  687
Cost	7487
Sell	5241
ID	4403
Availability
SR
HA
Menu
Fighter Marksman Assassin Mage Tank Supporter Attack Damage Critical Strike Attack Speed Ability Power Mana & Regeneration Health & Regeneration Armor Magic Resistance Ability Haste Movement Life Steal & Vamp
Keywords
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The Golden Spatula was a legendary item in League of Legends. It was exclusive to Nexus Blitz.

Recipe

The Golden Spatula 7487 ( 687)
		B. F. Sword 1300
		Vampiric Scepter 900 ( 550) Long Sword 350
		Zeal 1050 ( 150) Cloak of Agility 600 Dagger 300
		Needlessly Large Rod 1250
		Kindlegem 800 ( 400) Ruby Crystal 400
		Aegis of the Legion 1400 ( 650) Null-Magic Mantle 450 Cloth Armor 300

Cost Analysis

Gold Value

• 120 ability power =  2610
• 70 attack damage =  2450
• 20 ability haste =  533.33
• 50% attack speed =  1250
• 30% critical strike chance =  1200
• 250 health =  666.67
• 250 mana =  350
• 100% base health regeneration =  300
• 100% base mana regeneration =  500
• 30 armor =  600
• 30 magic resistance =  540
• 10% movement speed =  800
• 10% life steal =  535.71
• Total Gold Value =  12335.71

Gold efficiency

• The Golden Spatula's base stats were 164.76% gold efficient.

Trivia

• The item's icon is reused from the Golden Spatula summoner icon.
  • It shares this characteristic with the Teamfight Tactics item Spatula.
• The item's caption and Named item effect of Do something references the caption of the Teamfight Tactics item Spatula.
• Even though it was unavailable on every map, The Golden Spatula could be seen in the item sets on the League Client during patch V8.21, as well as V11.8.
  • The Golden Spatula started as a debug item, probably used by the game-developing team of Riot Games Inc.

Media

Item VFX

Patch History

V11.13 - Removed

• Removed from the game on June 28th, 2021 since Nexus Blitz is no longer available.

V11.11 - Returning

• Unique passive renamed Doing Something from Do Something.

V11.1 - Removed

• Removed from the game on January 11th, 2021 since Nexus Blitz is no longer available.

V10.25 - Returning

• Available on Nexus Blitz on December 10th, 2020 (11:59 PM PDT).
• Total cost increased to 7487 from 7437.
  • Combined cost unchanged.
• Cooldown reduction reduced to 0% from 20%.
• Ability haste increased to 20 from 0.
• Unique passive is now named Do Something.

V10.17 - Removed

• Removed from the game on August 24th, 2020 (11:59 PM PDT) since Nexus Blitz is no longer available.

V10.15 - Returning

• Replaces Stat-Stick of Stoicism.
• Available on Nexus Blitz on July 22nd, 2020 (11:59 PM PDT).
• Renamed The Golden Spatula from Stat-Stick of Stoicism.
• New Effect: You are permanently On Fire!
• New Caption: "It must do something..." "Declined, it does EVERYTHING!"
  • Old Caption: "What if we only bought some of the stats?" "Declined, we must have ALL of them."

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