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  • This item has been removed on patch V10.15.

Stat-Stick of Stoicism was a legendary item in League of Legends icon.png League of Legends. It was exclusive to Nexus Blitz.


Stat-Stick of Stoicism item.png
Stat-Stick of Stoicism
7437 Gold 7437 (687 Gold 687)
Vampiric Scepter item.png
900 Gold 900 (550 Gold 550)
Zeal item.png
1050 Gold 1050 (150 Gold 150)
Dagger item.png
300 Gold 300
Kindlegem item.png
800 Gold 800 (400 Gold 400)
Aegis of the Legion item.png
1400 Gold 1400 (650 Gold 650)

Cost Analysis

Gold Value

Gold efficiency

  • Stat-Stick of Stoicism's Stat-Stick of Stoicism's base stats were 165.87% gold efficient.


  • It uses the same icon as The Brutalizer The Brutalizer.
  • The item's name references the stat-stick gaming term as well as the stoicism school of philosophy, possibly Daniel 'ZenonTheStoic' Klein who was one of the game designers developing Nexus Blitz.
  • Even though it was unavailable on every map, Stat-Stick of Stoicism could be seen in the item sets on the League Client during patch V8.21.
    • Stat-Stick of Stoicism started as a debug item, probably used by the game-developing team of Riot Games Inc.[1]

Patch History

V10.15 - Removed
  • Total cost increased to 7437 Gold 7437 from 7237 Gold 7237.
    • Combine cost unchanged.
  • Total cost reduced to 7237 Gold 7237 from 7337 Gold 7337.
    • Combine cost unchanged.
V9.1 - Removed
  • Removed from the game on January 21st, 2019 since Nexus Blitz is no longer available.
V8.24 - December 13th Hotfix
  • Total cost reduced to 7337 Gold 7337 from 7777 Gold 7777.
    • Combine cost reduced to 687 Gold 687 from 1127 Gold 1127.
V8.24 - Added
  • Availability: Nexus Blitz.
  • Recipe: B. F. Sword B. F. Sword + Vampiric Scepter Vampiric Scepter + Zeal Zeal + Needlessly Large Rod Needlessly Large Rod + Kindlegem Kindlegem + Aegis of the Legion Aegis of the Legion + 1127 Gold 1127 = 7777 Gold 7777.
  • Stats: +120 ability power, +30 armor, +70 attack damage, +50% attack speed, +20% cooldown reduction, +30% critical strike chance, +250 health, +100% base health regeneration, +10% life steal, +30 magic resistance, +10% movement speed, +250 mana, +100% base mana regeneration.
  • Caption: "What if we only bought some of the stats?" "Declined, we must have ALL of them."


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