- For information about the champion, see
Pyke.
Lore[]
Barkeep: Right-o, Lars, that's enough for you for one night. You'll be bothering my other customers.
Lars: Alright, alright, fine. Who's about one for the road though, heh? Hm. Somethin' for... to get me movin' like.
Barkeep: Nuh-uh! Not until you settle up. I'll not serve you tomorrow either. Not until you pay your considerable tab.
Lars: Ehe, that's fair enough. A good night to you, barkeep! I'll see you anon.
(Lars sings unintelligibly.)
Lars: (coughs) Heh, slipped eels under me blankets... Hahahaha... Ahhhhh... Mmm. Heh, sounds like someone be workin' late. Eh, bit late for carvin' your catch, ain't it? It'll wait till morning. Hello?
( Pyke stabs a nearby bystander and slowly peels the harpoon out, before brandishing it.)
Lars: Uh... oh, by the Lady's Beard... I, uh... I... I seen nothin' friend. 'Tis no business o' mine. Ehe... I'll just be on me way.
Pyke: You. You look familiar.
Lars: No, it can't be! Pyke? You're dead! The beast took ye!
Pyke: Yes. You were there. You cut my line!
Lars: Ah... It weren't me! Honest, I told them! Told them it weren't right!
(Pyke begins to move closer, causing the dock to creak.)
Lars: Stay back. Stay back, I say!
(Pyke runs faster before 
disappearing into sea-mist.)
Lars: What? Where'd he...
(Pyke emerges and beats up Lars, whom cries out in pain.)
Lars: Mother of Serpents! I'll give you a good slash, you watery madman!
(Lars hits Pyke twice before pushing him into the sea.)
Lars: Ah! Ahaha...hehe! Yeah! That's what you'll get! Back down to the shi--
(Pyke surfaces from the sea and and stabs Lars. Lars coughs in agony.)
Pyke: Another name off the list.
(Pyke catches Lars with his harpoon, pulling him into the sea.)
Lars: Aaah! Urrgh...
(Lars struggles as he is dragged deeper and deeper into the sea, slowly becoming quieter and weaker.)
Trivia[]
- This story was released during the Curse of the Drowned event that introduced
Pyke.
- Lars was one of the few people that knew Pyke in life. He was also indirectly responsible for his death, hence why Pyke hunted him down.