Champion Select[]
- Pick
- Ban
- ▶️ "Oh, I knew you was all yeller!"
Movement[]
First Move[]
- ▶️ ▶️ "Them's humans!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "What was that? Oh, I should go for the decakill? Uh, if you say so."
- ▶️ ▶️ "It's my property! All sixty gazillion acres of it!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Holy ****, where are we?"
Moving[]
- While Mounted
- 15 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ ▶️ "This land was made for me—and me alone."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I hate to advocate violence and insanity, but it's worked for me."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Were you just talking, or was it the voices again?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I do not want my lands tamed. I want them unruly and free."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm from all over. It's next to nowhere and shut the hell up!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I play with guns. I work with an axe."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Mushrooms are healthy! Once you get used to the madness and paranoia."
- ▶️ ▶️ "A man without a weapon ain't worth listening to."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeah, I like it out here. Freedom, communing with nature, killing hikers."
- ▶️ ▶️ "They ain't ready for us."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I keep hallucinating that you can talk."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Skaarl! This ain't no time for philosophying!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Killing a few things might loosen this up."
- ▶️ ▶️ "No more of that! You're upsetting the invisible badgers!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "My land begins where I walk. It ends where the sun don't shine!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Damn cowards, making me ride over to kill 'em."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Well, maybe I am looking to start a fight!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I do prefer to ride into battle."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeah, but... then how we gonna invade both bases at once?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "No, I'm positive, I ain't delusional! ...More than usual..."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Of course I'm paranoid! You tried to kill me yesterday!"*
- ▶️ ▶️ "I came to cut off a piece of that Noxian dream... and I ain't sharing my piece!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Nah, them we kill them too! Ain't nobody on my team but you."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't try and understand 'em, just rope, throw and brand 'em."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I grew up mean and now I'm older than murder."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Ain't nothing more beautiful than the Noxian plains... excepting a rich corpse."
- ▶️ ▶️ "All we need is open country, but we gonna take everything they got!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I fight better when I've had my... medicine."
- ▶️ ▶️ "No! Planning and strategy? That's city-folk stuff!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't need a plan... long as I got this axe."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeah, they just confirming our suspicions, ain't they?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I don't have trouble communicating. Words is just treacherous bastards."
- ▶️ ▶️ "You ready, Skaarl? This day's gonna require some mindblowing weirdness."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Are you ready for anything?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Hey, it's Forward Admiral Major Kled! I ain't been a Mister since ever!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Shh! Them brain weasels probably listening for us."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Let's get to killing them interloping intruders!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Ain't nothing like having the wind on your back and blood on your face."
- ▶️ ▶️ "It's your birthday, Skaarl! Let's bake a murder cake!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Well, my foot wanted to meet your ass, and I'm about to give them a shotgun wedding!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Shh! It's time to get violent... and weird."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Oh, we find 'em, tie 'em up, then they's like a piñata full of meat."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Damnit Skaarl, d'you hide my mushroom juice again?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "After we finish murdering these folks, what do you think? Tacos? Yeah, tacos."
- ▶️ ▶️ "First, we kill 'em, then we make 'em tell us where they came from."
- ▶️ ▶️ "There ain't no land that ain't mine. Just land I ain't got around to claiming."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Just 'cause they're our team don't mean we can trust 'em."
- ▶️ ▶️ "They're all trespassers, we're just killing them five first."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeah, yeah, invade Ionia you said, it'll be fine you said!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeah, reminds me of the siege of Ruug. Lot of men died on its high walls. It was fun."
- ▶️ ▶️ "At the gates of Qualthala, they tried using that boiling oil on us, but you can't deep-fry courage!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I am deep-fried courage, and an apple pie of angry!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I know, I know."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Would you stop bitching for one minute?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Because I know someone is trying to sneak up on us!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeah, they think they so clever! Brains don't win fights, brains is what splatter on you!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Well, you the only thing I trust."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeah, well, that's what I thought."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Shut your hole, you dumb lizard."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Well, just 'cause you're a hallucination and I don't speak lizard don't mean I can't understand you!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You do come up with the best ideas."
- ▶️ ▶️ "No, it's when I don't drink mushroom juice that I have a problem!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "We was having a nice conversation, then they showed up... uninvited!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Noxus was created to train the faithful."
- ▶️ ▶️ "What are you whining about? I already fed you half a platoon!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't you bite me again!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Naw, it's just like the assault on Glorft. You seen one artillery vanguard in a commando fleet action, you seen 'em all."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Noxus ends where I say it ends."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Ain't much I love. Only this big sky, and this dumb lizard."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Let's get some new property."
- ▶️ ▶️ "The sky is my roof, the open plains are my bed, and this lizard is the only company I need."
- ▶️ ▶️ "This big sky, this green land. Now how could I share this with anyone?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Woo, it's darn pretty round here. Glad it's mine."
- ▶️ ▶️ "You can't be lonely when the land is this beautiful."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Of course I want to pick a fight with 'em."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Was the battle of Fallgren when I first took the rank of Sergeant General Colonel. Least, I think that's what rank they was. Gotta remember to ask before killing them."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Remember when we sacked Trevale, and that general thought we'd be willing to share the spoils? Pheh! Officers die just as easy as anybody."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I am Kled! High Major Commodore of the First Legion Third Multiplication Double Admiral Artillery Vanguard Company! You will respect my authority!"
- While Dismounted
- 15 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ ▶️ "This world is rough. You gotta be tough or die."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yes, a sane man would run, but I ain't the running kind!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "No-one tells me what to do."
- ▶️ ▶️ "This here land is mine!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "This is just a victory waiting to happen!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "This desert sky's gonna open up with a rain of heavenly bloodshed and glorious violence!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I am the brutal instrument of my own destiny!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Ain't nobody gonna give you nothing. Gotta take it yourself."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Impossible ain't a Noxian word."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I didn't become a Rear Forward Brigadier Admiral from running!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I don't need that lizard! Kled's got his own ideas."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I don't need nothing but this axe... and this gun... and this hat."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Why's all these intruders so far away?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I know that lizard ain't talking, but I still hear him. Shut up, lizard. Shut up!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Stop talking, you stupid brain badgers!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Hey, what was that? Of course I don't need Skaarl... but he helps."
- ▶️ ▶️ "What was that? Run straight into the tower?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I don't need a team to start a teamfight!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Sure! I'll kill all of them myself!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I don't need you Skaarl!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I said I wasn't not backing off, no how!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Even if I lose, I win! Just means I get to come back and kill you later!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I know you're listening, brain weasels! I ain't falling for it!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I am Sir Admiral Major Kled, and I smell a victory potpourri!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "First thing you learn as a Lieutenant Sergeant Commodore: rely only on yourself."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Skaarl! Come back, buddy! Skaarl?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Damnit, Skaarl! I hate walking!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I didn't not earn the rank of Sergeant double Admiral by not running!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Folks say I got violent tendencies." Kled laughs.
- ▶️ ▶️ "Oh, she'll see, she'll see! She'll come strolling back when I turn them interlopers into a purée."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Ain't nobody tough as Kled! I've got gravel in my guts and a fire in my head!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I came here to... well, I don't know what I came here for, but I'm gonna defend it!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Lord Colonel Major Centurion Kled don't run, no he don't!"
First Encounter[]
- First Encounter with
- ▶️ ▶️ "Drinking from battle? What kind of dumb crap is that?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Telling people you're a god? Hell, you're barely a paring knife."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Something caught in your throat? 'cause you sound desperate!"
- First Encounter with a Noxian
- ▶️ ▶️ "You may be from Noxus, but you ain't Noxian."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't mess with Noxus, brother."
- ▶️ ▶️ "You know, I like you, brother. As much as I can like a lily-livered jungle-sniffer."
- ▶️ ▶️ "You sure you're Noxian? You look a little Ionian to me."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Watch your stepping! That's my land you're gallivanting on!"
Taunt[]
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't worry, them voices ain't telling me to kill you no more...! Yeah, of course we still gonna kill 'im."
- ▶️ ▶️ "You do realise... you're on my property?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I figure I'll help you kill 'em... before I kill you."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Usually I find conversation boring and useless. You remind me I'm right."
- ▶️ ▶️ "You feel like arguing about something? It'll make what happens later easier for you."
- ▶️ ▶️ "So... when exactly you planning on getting the hell outta here?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Woo, no sir, I ain't gonna kill you and feed you to my lizard! Them's just... malicious rumours!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Oh, before I forget, what, uh... rank are you, exactly?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You got a purdy mouth."
- Taunt Response
- ▶️ ▶️ "Say that again! I dare you."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Thems fighting words! See, Skaarl? That's why I don't like people."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Shut your mouth hole! Them badgers are listening."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm just a Yordle standing in front of you, asking you to shut the hell up!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Of course you realize, this means war."
Joke[]
- Joke Response
- ▶️ ▶️ "So, that's what considered funny in the city, huh?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I got a joke too! It's called me kicking your teeth in!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "That it? That was your joke, huh?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Was you making fun of my Skaarl?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Real funny! Knew a funny guy in the Drekan Campaign—took a javelin in the spine, couldn't walk after that. Used him as a coat rack."
Laugh[]
Attack[]
Basic Attacking[]
- 50% chance
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled yells.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled yells.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled yells.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled yells.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled yells.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled yells.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled yells.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled grunts.
Attacking[]
- While Mounted
- 15 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ ▶️ "Slow down so I can kill something!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Get off my lawn!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "They's about to be dead!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "This land is my land!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Damn trespassers!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Step on my land again, you're done!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "How about a long axe in your guts?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You are perturbing my tranquility!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You should run! Skaarl likes his food lively!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't interrupt me! I'm trying to start a fight!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Damn city folk!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm Kled, and this here's Skaarl. Prepare to die."
- ▶️ ▶️ "This is how it's gonna work: I kill you, then I take your stuff."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Look, Skaarl! It's dinner time!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You see my welcome sign back there? No? It was your friend's skull!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You will salute when you address me!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Let's get them trespassers!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Why ain't they saluting me? They should be saluting me! Salute me now!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You get my invitation to visit? No? 'cause there ain't one!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Let's do it!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Oh, it's on!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I got your welcoming present right here!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "The badgers command your death!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Only coffin's gonna be this lizard's belly!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Let's get 'em, Skaarl!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I might have to jump off this lizard and put my boot in your watoosie!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Let's get 'em, 'fore they get us."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm gonna murder you to death!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I will murder your whole family!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "My brain is on fire, my soul is strong, and my lizard is hungry!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You mocking me?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "He looked at me funny! Get him."
- ▶️ ▶️ "You can't take what's mine!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You looking at me? 'cause I'm gonna kill you!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You can't bushwhack a bushwhacker!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You just justified a preemptive retaliatory strike!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "They came looking for a fight? Let's oblige 'em."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I am justified, and I am armed!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Howdy!" Kled laughs.
- While Dismounted
- 15 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm through running!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Die!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'll kill you!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Now you done it!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'll gut you!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'll say something witty after I kill you!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm gonna cut you open and use your spine for a back scratcher, because it is itchy! Very itchy!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I can only express myself through violence!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Who sent you?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Welcome to Noxus!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "This! Is! Noxus!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I hate you!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You's trying my patience!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Come back here and fight!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "My axe talks for me!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You thought I was done? Kled ain't never done!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I can't be reasoned with!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "It's go time!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I ain't stopping!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You see, Skaarl? I'm doing it alone!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'll kill 'em all!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "See, Skaarl? I don't need help!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Skaarl! You're missing the fun!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm just beginning to fight!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'll kick the crap outta you!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "No trespassing!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Intruder!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You're a cockroach, and it's half-past stomping time!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "My brain is full of weasels!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Serenity now!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I don't like sharing!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Oh, you prancing bastard!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "My blood is piss and vinegar!"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled laughs.
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm gonna reach down your throat, and turn your lungs into mittens!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm gonna make you wish you were a hallucination!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You think I don't hear you laughing?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "There's fixing to be two sounds: me hitting you, and---" Kled curses.
- While is Active
- Quotes are listed in order in each group.
Ability Casting[]
Using []
- When gets to low health
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't get weird on me!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Dang nabbit, you're gonna get us killed!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Calm down, you damn-!" Kled curses.
- ▶️ ▶️ "Whoa! Whoa! Don't get excited, now!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't get your britches all rumpled!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Calm down, girl!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Whoa, Skaarl, whoa!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Skaarl, I got this!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't you run off on me! Skaarl!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Easy, girl, easy!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Quit your worryin'!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "No Skaarl, no! Bad Skaarl!"
- When deserts
- ▶️ ▶️ "Hey! We ain't done!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Get back here you-!" Kled curses.
- ▶️ ▶️ "Darn nabbit! You lily-livered flea bucket!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I knew you was a coward!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I ain't never forgiving you, you flea-bitten-!" Kled curses.
- ▶️ ▶️ "Go home, get! I never needed you no how!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Not again!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "No, no! The other way! Get back here!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "The fighting's this way!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Traitor!"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses. "You stupid, dumb animal!"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses. "Get back here, you---" Kled curses.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses. "I will--- I ain't backing down! I don't back down! Never!"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses. "Where you going? We got 'em right where we want 'em!"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses. "Now I gotta walk!"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses. "Fine! I'll kill 'em!"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses. "I'll take 'em alone!"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses. "What are you doing?"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses.
- When returns
- ▶️ ▶️ "Now we got 'em!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "If you does that one more time I'll skewer you and roast you myself!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Where you been?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Get over here, buddy!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Woo, good timing!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I knew you'd be back."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Dang nabbit, I love this lizard!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Boy am I glad to see you!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "The badgers command it!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "For the brain weasels!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeehaw! I knew you couldn't quit me, Skaarl!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeah!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yahoo!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Wahoo!"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled laughs.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled laughs.
Using []
- 35% chance
- ▶️ ▶️ "Gotcha now!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "How you like that leash?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Gotcha!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Oh, you ain't getting away!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You ain't running!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Just try and run!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You ain't going nowhere!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Get back here!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Thought you wanted to visit!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You think you can run?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm gonna learn you about pain!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Come back, I gotta put an axe in your brain!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Aw, you ain't leaving, are you?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Oops, bear trap in your neck!"
Using []
- 50% chance
- ▶️ ▶️ "Get 'em!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Hyaah!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Woo!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Get 'em, Skaarl!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeehaw!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yip yip!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Wowee!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Ha!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Whoa!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Wahah!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Woo!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yah!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Hee hee!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Ha-ha!"