Captain Verin,
I must bring URGENT attention to an insidious arcane phenomenon hiding on tables throughout Demacia: King's Gambit! Harmless dalliance? Nay! Secret SORCEROUS FILTH! What do we know of the origins of these so-called "telling stones" that introduce countryside youth to 
Dauntless Vanguard? The very idea of stones speaking reeks of magery! Concerned contacts say there are other versions, with symbols unknown but ASSUREDLY FOUL. Let me lead a task force to investigate!
With DIRECT CONCERN,
Mageseeker Inciter Junior, 
F. Falden
PS: I wish to requision a seven–weight of petricite to test a magic–proof tellstones set. I have lost no less than 23 times straight to that peasant, Zel, at the Steel Steed. He must be a cheating mage!
