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Don’t Eat the Fish![]

DON’T EAT THE FISH!

Why didn't anyone ever tell me? Sure they said to pack yer vittles for more'n a day's rest, but never that if ye get lost not to make do. Nobody ever said Marty, ye cannot fish those strange lakes n ponds on the isles.

Sure I'd seen em! some with eyes that glow! N strange the color of its guts when i cut it open, but im no stranger to strange fish, having been a sailor all me life, n we sees plenty o strange in bilgewater. besides, she fried up right nice...But now she's sittin like lead in me gut and I think it might be the end.....

Make sure they give me a good anchor n dont let me float-

Pity me, pity me! n if ye dont then at least tell the ol bloke at the whale's tooth what laffed at me on my way out to bugger off!!!

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