Journals (CONVRGENCE)/Kay's Diary

Dear diary!
Kay here! As you (I) know, I just lost my research papers to elnuk eatery, so I'm starting a proper diary this time. Shomi even welded a couple sheets of metal to the cover! Try getting your chompers on THIS, 3 Eugene!
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Dear diary,
PROGRESS! Managed to clone Eugene. Eugene 2 (Newgene?) looks and sounds exactly like Eugene. Note to self: need more hay. Also note to self: who to clone next...
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Dear diary,
Ekko was out all day today, aaand I got a little bored. Decided to draw straws with the rest of the gang to see who gets to go in the machine. Bad news: I got the short straw. Good news: I also got all the long straws! My friends are BORING.
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DEAR DIARY,
I'M COMING FOR YOU, KAY. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. I KNOW HOW YOU THINK. I KNOW E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
EVIL KAY.
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Dear diary,
So Ekko banned me from doing my research, and he's taking my notes from me. This is my final enTRY GOODBYE DIARY I'LL MISS YOU FOREV