Jesse Perring is currently working as the Customer Support Specialist for Riot Games Inc., and more importantly as the best League of Legends player in the company.
From the Riot Games profile page
Jesse Perring came from humble roots at the dawn of existence. Prior to the dawn of time and creation, he traveled to their ends, surveyed the results, and decided to grace them with his presence. At the inception of humanity, he invented popcorn, and has munched it while surveying their antics with general amusement and moderate meddling.
Skills: All + Infinity
Counter-Paradox: Jesse Perring makes a burrito so hot he cannot eat it, then creates a separate reality in which he eats it, then he brings the "burrito eaten" pocket of that reality back to the first and melds the two.
- Jesse Perring is stated to have taught his move, though unlike Jesse Perring's it does not kick players off the map.