Heimerdinger
1 3
"Mad scientist? Pft! I'm clearly a very-stable-if-slightly-disorganized-and-eclectic scientist, thank you very much!"
Rarity
Champion
Heimerdinger's Progress Day!
Description
Draw 3, then reduce those cards' costs by 1.
Create a
5 Heimerdinger in your deck.
PROGRESS DAY!
Celebrate at the PLAZA OF THE SUN GATES!
See HEXTech WONDERS!
Gasp at the
1 DARING Poro !
Hear the MAN OF TOMORROW speak on the STATE OF TODAY!
FREE entry!
Piltovan children welcome!
Artwork(s)
Primary
Heimerdinger
I've seen 1000 spiders squished
1 3
"Mad scientist? Pft! I'm clearly a very-stable-if-slightly-disorganized-and-eclectic scientist, thank you very much!"
Artwork(s)
Primary
Trivia
Heimerdinger stands in the mouth of 8 T-Hex in his 5 Level 2 artwork .
He also appeared in the artwork of:
Currently, all units in the "Tech" Group are generated exclusively by Heimerdinger .
With the exception of 8 T-Hex , each of the artworks for the turrets take place in the same scene, where additional visual easter eggs can be found:
A Target Dummy can be seen in varying positions.
Heimerdinger himself can be seen observing the turrets.
A gauge can be seen which rises in value, before breaking in the artwork for 7 Mk7: Armored Stomper .
Quotes
"Order, entropy, a never-ending cycle!"
"What seems to be the problem?"
"Answers, I have them."
"Ah, the sweet smell of science!"
"Eminently logical."
Enemy 3 Draven present
Draven: "Ya earned a ticket to a battle royale."
Heimerdinger: "I'd prefer a battle of wits, but you're unarmed."
Heimerdinger: "Ah, the sweet smell of science!"
Allied 3 Ezreal present
Ezreal: "So uhh... how do you get that kind of volume in your hair?"
Heimerdinger: "Electrical currents and aging safety equipment my boy."
Allied 4 Jinx present
Jinx: "You build the VROOM VROOMs and I'll do the kachachaCHOOs."
Heimerdinger: "Ah, I see we're using technical terms."
Enemy 4 Jinx present
Jinx: "Yay! Target practice. "
Heimerdinger: "I forbid it! You cannot ruin yet another batch of experiments!"
Enemy 4 Viktor present
Heimerdinger: "Order, entropy, a never-ending cycle!"
Viktor: "Entropy is an unacceptable outcome."
Allied 2 Eager Apprentice present
Eager Apprentice: "Professor, I've read all your manuscripts!"
Heimerdinger: "Oh my, what's the correct protocol here?"
Allied 3 Ezreal
Heimerdinger: "What's in that wrist piece? Trinitum? Quadranium powercells?"
Ezreal: "This ain't Hextech fuzz-man."
Heimerdinger: "Energy signatures of your arcaneological instrument, indescribable!"
Enemy 5 Heimerdinger
Heimerdinger: "Another Heimerdinger?! Nothing but rotating mirrors."
Heimerdinger: "And projected lights, oldest trick in the book!"
Allied 4 Jinx
Heimerdinger: "You know if you attached a coolant to the rotating barrel of--"
Allied 1 Teemo
Heimerdinger: "An organic explosive device? Fascinating!"
Teemo: "Is that a- wait, what?"
Allied 3 Amateur Aeronaut
"Huh, it works! Mostly.."
"Perhaps now you'll read your data sheets, mhm!"
"Can't fly if you don't try!"
"Inventors with work like that never last long!"
Allied 0 Mk0: Windup Shredder
"That will have to do for now."
"Innovation must begin somewhere."
Allied 1 Mk1: Wrenchbot
"Just when I needed assistance!"
"Requires just 1.21 gigahexes!"
Allied 2 Mk2: Evolution Turret
"Hm. It's smaller than the diagram."
"A sturdy construction. Yeah, uh huh."
Allied 3 Mk3: Apex Turret
"Aaand fire!"
"Yes, yes! Again!"
Allied 4 Mk4: Stormlobber
"An exceptional advancement in ballistics!"
"A machine for sportsball!"
Allied 5 Mk5: Rocket Blaster
"Launches at record velocities!"
"Nozzle design enables rapid projectile firing!"
Allied 6 Mk6: Floor-B-Gone
"My most... ground-breaking invention to date!" Heimerdinger laughs.
"Round and round and round it goes!"
Allied 7 Mk7: Armored Stomper
"Annealed crystal structures of unparalleled rigidity!"
"Unbreakable as thermodynamics!"
Allied 8 T-Hex
"Rise, my creation!"
"Behold!"
"They said it couldn't be done!"
"It works? Oh-ho, it works!"
Level Up Theme
"Advancing collective knowledge! "
"Prrrogress! "
"Everything can use an upgrade! "
Enemy 4 Deny
"Kindly keep your hands off my work!"
"Shoo, shoo! That was years in the making!"
Allied 6 Hextech Transmogulator
"Technology so brilliant, it must be mine!"
"If those fools in Theoretical Quaternaries could see!"
Allied 8 Progress Day!
"The only holiday worth celebrating!"
"A fine spectrum of pyrotechnics!"
"What a celebration... back to work!"
"Euuureka! "
Allied 5 Purrsuit of Perfection
"An extraordinary set of experiments!"
"A most impressive outcome, most impressive!"
Enemy 5 Purrsuit of Perfection
"Unrepeatable experiments are no good at all."
"Ha, sent a feline to do a yordle's job." Heimerdinger scoffs.
Allied 1 Rummage
"Too many ideas, not enough hands!"
"The answer is here! Somewhere..."
"Experimentation for optimal outcomes!"
Allied 1 Super Mega Death Rocket!
"Impressive firepower!"
"Taking notes!"
Allied 0 Thermogenic Beam
"Divert all power to main laser!"
"Full blast!"
Allied 6 Unlicensed Innovation
"Unwelded fastenings?! Loose nuts?! Yahah!"
"Where are your permits?! Where are your standards? "
"I hypothesize their demise."
"I concur."
"Goggles on!"
"I have a new method to evaluate!"
"Oh dear!"
"Anticipated outcome."
"I-Interesting solution."
"Unforeseen outcome..."
"Added to the bug list..."
Heimerdinger groans.
Turn timer appears
Allied turn timer
"Dimensions don't determine themselves."
Enemy turn timer
"Progress waits for no one."
Removed from Combat or Play
"Questionable reasoning."
Brought back to Combat or Play
Victory
"Calculated!"
"Truly remarkable!"
Defeat
"And what have we learned?"
"Calculated..."
"No system is truly error-free!"
Change Log
Heimerdinger (Level 2)
V1.0
Undocumented:
Flavor becomes: "PROGRESSSSS!"
Old Flavor: "Mad scientist? Pft! I'm clearly a very-stable-if-slightly-disorganized-and-eclectic scientist, thank you very much!"
Announce Preview Patch
Heimerdinger's Progress Day!
V1.16
Text becomes: "Draw 3, then reduce those cards' costs by 1. Create a 5 Heimerdinger in your deck."
Old Text: "Draw 3, then reduce those cards' costs by 1. Shuffle a 5 Heimerdinger into your deck."
V1.0
Undocumented:
Flavor becomes: "PROGRESS DAY! Celebrate at the PLAZA OF THE SUN GATES! See HEXTech WONDERS! Gasp at the DARING Poro ! Hear the MAN OF TOMORROW speak on the STATE OF TODAY! FREE entry! Piltovan children welcome!"
Old Flavor: "PROGRESS DAY! Celebrate at the PLAZA OF THE SUN GATES! See HEXTECH WONDERS! Gasp at the DARING PORO! Hear the MAN OF TOMORROW speak on the STATE OF TODAY! FREE entry! Piltovan children welcome!"
V0.9.3
Text becomes: "Draw 3, then reduce those cards' costs by 1. Shuffle a Heimerdinger into your deck."
Old Text: "Draw 3, then reduce their cost by 1. Shuffle a Heimerdinger into your deck."
Announce Preview Patch