Champion Select[]
- Pick
- Ban
- ▶️ "Oh, I knew you was all yeller!"
Movement[]
First Move[]
- ▶️ ▶️ "Them's humans!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "What was that? Oh, I should go for the decakill? Uh, if you say so."
- ▶️ ▶️ "It's my property! All sixty gazillion acres of it!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Holy ****, where are we?"
Moving[]
- While Mounted
- 15 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ ▶️ "This land was made for me—and me alone."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I hate to advocate violence and insanity, but it's worked for me."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Were you just talking, or was it the voices again?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I do not want my lands tamed. I want them unruly and free."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm from all over. It's next to nowhere and shut the hell up!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I play with guns. I work with an axe."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Mushrooms are healthy! Once you get used to the madness and paranoia."
- ▶️ ▶️ "A man without a weapon ain't worth listening to."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeah, I like it out here. Freedom, communing with nature, killing hikers."
- ▶️ ▶️ "They ain't ready for us."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I keep hallucinating that you can talk."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Skaarl! This ain't no time for philosophying!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Killing a few things might loosen this up."
- ▶️ ▶️ "No more of that! You're upsetting the invisible badgers!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "My land begins where I walk. It ends where the sun don't shine!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Damn cowards, making me ride over to kill 'em."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Well, maybe I am looking to start a fight!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I do prefer to ride into battle."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeah, but... then how we gonna invade both bases at once?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "No, I'm positive, I ain't delusional! ...More than usual..."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Of course I'm paranoid! You tried to kill me yesterday!"*
- ▶️ ▶️ "I came to cut off a piece of that Noxian dream... and I ain't sharing my piece!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Nah, them we kill them too! Ain't nobody on my team but you."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't try and understand 'em, just rope, throw and brand 'em."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I grew up mean and now I'm older than murder."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Ain't nothing more beautiful than the Noxian plains... excepting a rich corpse."
- ▶️ ▶️ "All we need is open country, but we gonna take everything they got!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I fight better when I've had my... medicine."
- ▶️ ▶️ "No! Planning and strategy? That's city-folk stuff!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't need a plan... long as I got this axe."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeah, they just confirming our suspicions, ain't they?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I don't have trouble communicating. Words is just treacherous bastards."
- ▶️ ▶️ "You ready, Skaarl? This day's gonna require some mindblowing weirdness."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Are you ready for anything?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Hey, it's Forward Admiral Major Kled! I ain't been a Mister since ever!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Shh! Them brain weasels probably listening for us."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Let's get to killing them interloping intruders!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Ain't nothing like having the wind on your back and blood on your face."
- ▶️ ▶️ "It's your birthday, Skaarl! Let's bake a murder cake!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Well, my foot wanted to meet your ass, and I'm about to give them a shotgun wedding!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Shh! It's time to get violent... and weird."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Oh, we find 'em, tie 'em up, then they's like a piñata full of meat."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Damnit Skaarl, d'you hide my mushroom juice again?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "After we finish murdering these folks, what do you think? Tacos? Yeah, tacos."
- ▶️ ▶️ "First, we kill 'em, then we make 'em tell us where they came from."
- ▶️ ▶️ "There ain't no land that ain't mine. Just land I ain't got around to claiming."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Just 'cause they're our team don't mean we can trust 'em."
- ▶️ ▶️ "They're all trespassers, we're just killing them five first."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeah, yeah, invade Ionia you said, it'll be fine you said!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeah, reminds me of the siege of Ruug. Lot of men died on its high walls. It was fun."
- ▶️ ▶️ "At the gates of Qualthala, they tried using that boiling oil on us, but you can't deep-fry courage!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I am deep-fried courage, and an apple pie of angry!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I know, I know."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Would you stop bitching for one minute?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Because I know someone is trying to sneak up on us!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeah, they think they so clever! Brains don't win fights, brains is what splatter on you!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Well, you the only thing I trust."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeah, well, that's what I thought."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Shut your hole, you dumb lizard."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Well, just 'cause you're a hallucination and I don't speak lizard don't mean I can't understand you!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You do come up with the best ideas."
- ▶️ ▶️ "No, it's when I don't drink mushroom juice that I have a problem!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "We was having a nice conversation, then they showed up... uninvited!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Noxus was created to train the faithful."
- ▶️ ▶️ "What are you whining about? I already fed you half a platoon!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't you bite me again!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Naw, it's just like the assault on Glorft. You seen one artillery vanguard in a commando fleet action, you seen 'em all."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Noxus ends where I say it ends."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Ain't much I love. Only this big sky, and this dumb lizard."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Let's get some new property."
- ▶️ ▶️ "The sky is my roof, the open plains are my bed, and this lizard is the only company I need."
- ▶️ ▶️ "This big sky, this green land. Now how could I share this with anyone?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Woo, it's darn pretty round here. Glad it's mine."
- ▶️ ▶️ "You can't be lonely when the land is this beautiful."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Of course I want to pick a fight with 'em."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Was the battle of Fallgren when I first took the rank of Sergeant General Colonel. Least, I think that's what rank they was. Gotta remember to ask before killing them."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Remember when we sacked Trevale, and that general thought we'd be willing to share the spoils? Pheh! Officers die just as easy as anybody."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I am Kled! High Major Commodore of the First Legion Third Multiplication Double Admiral Artillery Vanguard Company! You will respect my authority!"
- While Dismounted
- 15 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ ▶️ "This world is rough. You gotta be tough or die."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yes, a sane man would run, but I ain't the running kind!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "No-one tells me what to do."
- ▶️ ▶️ "This here land is mine!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "This is just a victory waiting to happen!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "This desert sky's gonna open up with a rain of heavenly bloodshed and glorious violence!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I am the brutal instrument of my own destiny!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Ain't nobody gonna give you nothing. Gotta take it yourself."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Impossible ain't a Noxian word."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I didn't become a Rear Forward Brigadier Admiral from running!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I don't need that lizard! Kled's got his own ideas."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I don't need nothing but this axe... and this gun... and this hat."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Why's all these intruders so far away?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I know that lizard ain't talking, but I still hear him. Shut up, lizard. Shut up!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Stop talking, you stupid brain badgers!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Hey, what was that? Of course I don't need Skaarl... but he helps."
- ▶️ ▶️ "What was that? Run straight into the tower?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I don't need a team to start a teamfight!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Sure! I'll kill all of them myself!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I don't need you Skaarl!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I said I wasn't not backing off, no how!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Even if I lose, I win! Just means I get to come back and kill you later!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I know you're listening, brain weasels! I ain't falling for it!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I am Sir Admiral Major Kled, and I smell a victory potpourri!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "First thing you learn as a Lieutenant Sergeant Commodore: rely only on yourself."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Skaarl! Come back, buddy! Skaarl?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Damnit, Skaarl! I hate walking!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I didn't not earn the rank of Sergeant double Admiral by not running!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Folks say I got violent tendencies." Kled laughs.
- ▶️ ▶️ "Oh, she'll see, she'll see! She'll come strolling back when I turn them interlopers into a purée."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Ain't nobody tough as Kled! I've got gravel in my guts and a fire in my head!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I came here to... well, I don't know what I came here for, but I'm gonna defend it!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Lord Colonel Major Centurion Kled don't run, no he don't!"
First Encounter[]
- First Encounter with
- ▶️ ▶️ "Drinking from battle? What kind of dumb crap is that?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Telling people you're a god? Hell, you're barely a paring knife."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Something caught in your throat? 'cause you sound desperate!"
- First Encounter with a Noxian
- ▶️ ▶️ "You may be from Noxus, but you ain't Noxian."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't mess with Noxus, brother."
- ▶️ ▶️ "You know, I like you, brother. As much as I can like a lily-livered jungle-sniffer."
- ▶️ ▶️ "You sure you're Noxian? You look a little Ionian to me."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Watch your stepping! That's my land you're gallivanting on!"
Taunt[]
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't worry, them voices ain't telling me to kill you no more...! Yeah, of course we still gonna kill 'im."
- ▶️ ▶️ "You do realise... you're on my property?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I figure I'll help you kill 'em... before I kill you."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Usually I find conversation boring and useless. You remind me I'm right."
- ▶️ ▶️ "You feel like arguing about something? It'll make what happens later easier for you."
- ▶️ ▶️ "So... when exactly you planning on getting the hell outta here?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Woo, no sir, I ain't gonna kill you and feed you to my lizard! Them's just... malicious rumours!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Oh, before I forget, what, uh... rank are you, exactly?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You got a purdy mouth."
- Taunt Response
- ▶️ ▶️ "Say that again! I dare you."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Thems fighting words! See, Skaarl? That's why I don't like people."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Shut your mouth hole! Them badgers are listening."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm just a Yordle standing in front of you, asking you to shut the hell up!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Of course you realize, this means war."
Joke[]
- Joke Response
- ▶️ ▶️ "So, that's what considered funny in the city, huh?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I got a joke too! It's called me kicking your teeth in!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "That it? That was your joke, huh?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Was you making fun of my Skaarl?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Real funny! Knew a funny guy in the Drekan Campaign—took a javelin in the spine, couldn't walk after that. Used him as a coat rack."
Laugh[]
Attack[]
Basic Attacking[]
- 50% chance
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled yells.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled yells.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled yells.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled yells.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled yells.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled yells.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled yells.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled grunts.
Attacking[]
- While Mounted
- 15 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ ▶️ "Slow down so I can kill something!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Get off my lawn!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "They's about to be dead!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "This land is my land!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Damn trespassers!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Step on my land again, you're done!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "How about a long axe in your guts?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You are perturbing my tranquility!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You should run! Skaarl likes his food lively!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't interrupt me! I'm trying to start a fight!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Damn city folk!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm Kled, and this here's Skaarl. Prepare to die."
- ▶️ ▶️ "This is how it's gonna work: I kill you, then I take your stuff."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Look, Skaarl! It's dinner time!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You see my welcome sign back there? No? It was your friend's skull!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You will salute when you address me!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Let's get them trespassers!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Why ain't they saluting me? They should be saluting me! Salute me now!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You get my invitation to visit? No? 'cause there ain't one!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Let's do it!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Oh, it's on!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I got your welcoming present right here!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "The badgers command your death!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Only coffin's gonna be this lizard's belly!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Let's get 'em, Skaarl!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I might have to jump off this lizard and put my boot in your watoosie!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Let's get 'em, 'fore they get us."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm gonna murder you to death!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I will murder your whole family!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "My brain is on fire, my soul is strong, and my lizard is hungry!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You mocking me?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "He looked at me funny! Get him."
- ▶️ ▶️ "You can't take what's mine!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You looking at me? 'cause I'm gonna kill you!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You can't bushwhack a bushwhacker!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You just justified a preemptive retaliatory strike!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "They came looking for a fight? Let's oblige 'em."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I am justified, and I am armed!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Howdy!" Kled laughs.
- While Dismounted
- 15 seconds cooldown
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm through running!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Die!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'll kill you!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Now you done it!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'll gut you!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'll say something witty after I kill you!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm gonna cut you open and use your spine for a back scratcher, because it is itchy! Very itchy!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I can only express myself through violence!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Who sent you?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Welcome to Noxus!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "This! Is! Noxus!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I hate you!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You's trying my patience!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Come back here and fight!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "My axe talks for me!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You thought I was done? Kled ain't never done!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I can't be reasoned with!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "It's go time!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I ain't stopping!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You see, Skaarl? I'm doing it alone!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'll kill 'em all!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "See, Skaarl? I don't need help!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Skaarl! You're missing the fun!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm just beginning to fight!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'll kick the crap outta you!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "No trespassing!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Intruder!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You're a cockroach, and it's half-past stomping time!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "My brain is full of weasels!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Serenity now!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I don't like sharing!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Oh, you prancing bastard!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "My blood is piss and vinegar!"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled laughs.
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm gonna reach down your throat, and turn your lungs into mittens!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm gonna make you wish you were a hallucination!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You think I don't hear you laughing?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "There's fixing to be two sounds: me hitting you, and---" Kled curses.
- While is Active
- Quotes are listed in order in each group.
Ability Casting[]
Using []
- When gets to low health
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't get weird on me!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Dang nabbit, you're gonna get us killed!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Calm down, you damn-!" Kled curses.
- ▶️ ▶️ "Whoa! Whoa! Don't get excited, now!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't get your britches all rumpled!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Calm down, girl!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Whoa, Skaarl, whoa!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Skaarl, I got this!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't you run off on me! Skaarl!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Easy, girl, easy!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Quit your worryin'!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "No Skaarl, no! Bad Skaarl!"
- When deserts
- ▶️ ▶️ "Hey! We ain't done!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Get back here you-!" Kled curses.
- ▶️ ▶️ "Darn nabbit! You lily-livered flea bucket!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I knew you was a coward!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I ain't never forgiving you, you flea-bitten-!" Kled curses.
- ▶️ ▶️ "Go home, get! I never needed you no how!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Not again!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "No, no! The other way! Get back here!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "The fighting's this way!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Traitor!"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses. "You stupid, dumb animal!"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses. "Get back here, you---" Kled curses.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses. "I will--- I ain't backing down! I don't back down! Never!"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses. "Where you going? We got 'em right where we want 'em!"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses. "Now I gotta walk!"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses. "Fine! I'll kill 'em!"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses. "I'll take 'em alone!"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses. "What are you doing?"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled curses.
- When returns
- ▶️ ▶️ "Now we got 'em!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "If you does that one more time I'll skewer you and roast you myself!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Where you been?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Get over here, buddy!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Woo, good timing!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I knew you'd be back."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Dang nabbit, I love this lizard!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Boy am I glad to see you!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "The badgers command it!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "For the brain weasels!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeehaw! I knew you couldn't quit me, Skaarl!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeah!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yahoo!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Wahoo!"
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled laughs.
- ▶️ ▶️ Kled laughs.
Using []
- 35% chance
- ▶️ ▶️ "Gotcha now!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "How you like that leash?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Gotcha!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Oh, you ain't getting away!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You ain't running!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Just try and run!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You ain't going nowhere!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Get back here!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Thought you wanted to visit!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You think you can run?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I'm gonna learn you about pain!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Come back, I gotta put an axe in your brain!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Aw, you ain't leaving, are you?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Oops, bear trap in your neck!"
Using []
- 50% chance
- ▶️ ▶️ "Get 'em!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Hyaah!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Woo!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Get 'em, Skaarl!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeehaw!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yip yip!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Wowee!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Ha!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Whoa!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Wahah!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Woo!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yah!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Hee hee!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Ha-ha!"
Using []
- ▶️ ▶️ "Chaaaaarge!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Chaaaaarge!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Let's get 'em!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yaaaahoooo!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yaaaahoooo!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeeeehaaaw!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeaaaaaaah!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Follow meeeee!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "No prisoneeeers!"
Kills and Objectives[]
- Killing a Champion
- ▶️ ▶️ "This is Noxus, son! Winner takes all!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "That'll learn 'em!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Thought you could take my land, huh? How'd that work out for you?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "How's that dirt taste?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't worry, Skaarl! We'll come back so you can eat 'em later."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Whoops! Looks like I accidentally stabbed you with my long axe—until you were dead!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You were a visitor, now you're mulch!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Skaarl, that was what we call a predictable scenario."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I told 'em what was gonna happen if they came onto my land!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Next time you visit, bring more stuff I can take!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I might be a deranged lizard-riding bandito, but I whooped you real good!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Now, I might have overreacted to you unlawfully entering my property—but I don't think so!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Ahahahaha! I warned him! I did warn him!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "It's funny, 'cause he died right on the border of my land, and more of my land!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Glad you could visit!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Don't let the door hit you on your way to hell!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "They never learn."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Tried to bushwhack a bushwhacker!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "That learned 'em real good."
- ▶️ ▶️ "We didn't come here to teach lessons in humanity!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Y'all made a nice stabbing bag."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Killing makes me thirsty."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Nothing like a river of blood to send a message."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Y'know, a long time ago, being crazy meant something."
- Killing a Yordle
- ▶️ ▶️ "Just 'cause we was kin don't mean I ain't feeding you to Skaarl!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Hey cous', glad you came to visit!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "A relative's just another unwanted guest."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Afraid I had to cut your visit short."
- ▶️ ▶️ "You ain't cute now!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Aw, you are so cute... 'fore I ripped your fuzzy head off!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I could feel bad about killing you, or we could stomp on your corpse!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "You was cute—lousy, but cute."
- Killing
- ▶️ ▶️ "He died as dumb as he sounded."
- ▶️ ▶️ "And he ain't even had the indignity to call himself a demon."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Never had much to say, but I'm sure glad we shut him up."
- Killing
- ▶️ ▶️ "Girl was all messed up."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I guess it's snake dinner tonight!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Was that lady half-snake, or that snake half-human? She is... confusing. Dead, but confusing."
- Killing
- ▶️ ▶️ "Hey, lizard food! What exactly was you general of?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Nice axe! Learn to use it!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Death by my hand!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "He wanted to unify Noxus. Guess that makes me a secessionist."
- Killing
- ▶️ ▶️ "KLEEEEEED... naw, it's just Kled."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Who wants some Kled?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "This is where Kled shines!"
- Killing
- ▶️ ▶️ "Skaarl? You eatin' good tonight! That girl's got some meat on her!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "And you thought I talked crazy!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I gotta stop the mushroom juice... I swear that girl had some tentacles or something!"
- Killing
- ▶️ ▶️ "Bye bye, fancy pants!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Hey, fancy pants! Got your cloak dirty!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "I don't know what he was. I just needed him to shut up."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I can respect crazy, but what kind of fool reloads in the middle of a fight?"
- Killing
- ▶️ ▶️ "A sinister blade? Heck, girl, Skaarl's got farts more sinister than you was."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I like a girl with moxie."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Humans is such easy prey."
- Killing
- ▶️ ▶️ "She had one crazy getup! Them city-folk clothes is getting ridiculous."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Go back to Noxus Prime!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "All your little city-girl dreams just got stomped."
- Killing
- ▶️ ▶️ "We wrecked that thing!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Damn varmint left holes all over the yard."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Queen of what? Darn thing made Skaarl look smart!"
- Killing
- ▶️ ▶️ "Pure Noxian girl. Almost liked her. Almost."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Seems to have lost your bounce, girl."
- ▶️ ▶️ "All that hippy hop! Getting on my nerves!"
- Killing
- ▶️ ▶️ "How many times do I gotta kill him?"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Too stupid to live, too dumb to die."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I don't think you can eat that one."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Huh. I liked him better when he was alive."
- Killing
- ▶️ ▶️ "Tactician? More like bird brain."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Master Tactician? He can keep that title."
- ▶️ ▶️ "He gonna taste good deep-fried."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I figure he gonna taste like chicken."
- Killing
- ▶️ ▶️ "Well, that shut him up!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Finally, some silence."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I knew he was a liar, 'cause he used them big words."
- Killing
- ▶️ ▶️ "I've seem some dumb outfits, Skaarl, but a cape made out of knives? Woo, ha! That took the cake!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Another dead city boy, thinking he could sneaky-sneak on my land."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Let that be a lesson for all them sneaky-sneaks!"
Other Gameplay[]
- Placing a Ward
- 30% chance
- ▶️ ▶️ "I keep my eyes open—all the time."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I ain't paranoid—I'm ready. Real ready."
- ▶️ ▶️ "They's always trying to sneak up on us. Trying, that is."
- ▶️ ▶️ "I know them trespassers is somewhere..."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Them sneaky-sneaks ain't gonna sneak on us, no sir!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "It's mine, and I got my eye on it!"
- ▶️ ▶️ "Yeah, any of them varmints sneak up on us, we'll know."
- ▶️ ▶️ "It ain't paranoia if everyone is out to get you."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Paranoia... means having all the facts."
- ▶️ ▶️ "There's no such thing as paranoia; your worst fears can come true at any moment."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Paranoia is just another word for ignorance."
- ▶️ ▶️ "Total paranoia is just total awareness!"
- Skaarl voicelines
- The following voicelines play randomly in the interactions with Kled.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
- ▶️ ▶️ Skaarl growls.
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- While Dismounted
- 75% chance, 10 seconds cooldown
Death[]
Sound Effects[]
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- ▶️ Mounting SFX
- ▶️ Mounting SFX
- ▶️ Mounting SFX
- ▶️ Mounting SFX
- ▶️ R Charge SFX
- ▶️ R Charge SFX
- ▶️ R Charge SFX
- ▶️ R Charge SFX
- ▶️ Dismounted Recall SFX
- ▶️ Mount Return Warning SFX
- ▶️ Dismounted Kled Background SFX (0-15 Courage)
- ▶️ Dismounted Kled Background SFX (0-15 Courage)
- ▶️ Dismounted Kled Background SFX (15-60 Courage)
- ▶️ Dismounted Kled Background SFX (15-60 Courage)
- ▶️ Dismounted Kled Background SFX (60+ Courage)
- ▶️ Dismounted Kled Background SFX (60+ Courage)
- ▶️ Dismounted Kled Background SFX (60+ Courage)
- ▶️ Dismounted Kled Background SFX (60+ Courage)
- ▶️ Courage Gain SFX
- ▶️ Courage Gain SFX
- ▶️ Courage Gain SFX
- ▶️ Courage Gain SFX
- ▶️ R Ally Speed Buff Activate SFX
- ▶️ R Ally Speed Buff Deactivate SFX
- ▶️ R Charge Shield Activate SFX
- ▶️ R Dash Hit SFX
- ▶️ R Dash SFX
- ▶️ Recall SFX
- ▶️ Remount Cast SFX
- ▶️ Remount Explosion SFX
- ▶️ R Cycle SFX
- ▶️ R Cycle SFX
- ▶️ R Cycle SFX
- ▶️ R Loop SFX
- ▶️ W Deactivate SFX
- ▶️ W Deactivate SFX
- ▶️ W Activate SFX
- ▶️ W Activate SFX
- ▶️ W Activate SFX
- ▶️ W Activate SFX
- ▶️ W Activate SFX
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[]
- ▶️ Mounting SFX
- ▶️ Mounting SFX
- ▶️ Mounting SFX
- ▶️ Mounting SFX
- ▶️ R Charge SFX
- ▶️ R Charge SFX
- ▶️ R Charge SFX
- ▶️ R Charge SFX
- ▶️ Dismounted Recall SFX
- ▶️ Mount Return Warning SFX
- ▶️ Dismounted Kled Background SFX (0-15 Courage)
- ▶️ Dismounted Kled Background SFX (15-60 Courage)
- ▶️ Dismounted Kled Background SFX (60+ Courage)
- ▶️ Courage Gain SFX
- ▶️ Courage Gain SFX
- ▶️ Courage Gain SFX
- ▶️ Courage Gain SFX
- ▶️ R Ally Speed Buff Activate SFX
- ▶️ R Ally Speed Buff Deactivate SFX
- ▶️ R Charge Shield Activate SFX
- ▶️ R Dash Hit SFX
- ▶️ R Dash SFX
- ▶️ Recall SFX
- ▶️ Remount Cast SFX
- ▶️ Remount Explosion SFX
- ▶️ R Cycle SFX
- ▶️ R Cycle SFX
- ▶️ R Cycle SFX
- ▶️ R Loop SFX
- ▶️ W Deactivate SFX
- ▶️ W Deactivate SFX
- ▶️ W Activate SFX
- ▶️ W Activate SFX
- ▶️ W Activate SFX
- ▶️ W Activate SFX
- ▶️ W Activate SFX
[]
- ▶️ Mounting SFX
- ▶️ Mounting SFX
- ▶️ Mounting SFX
- ▶️ Mounting SFX
- ▶️ R Charge SFX
- ▶️ R Charge SFX
- ▶️ R Charge SFX
- ▶️ R Charge SFX
- ▶️ Dismounted Recall SFX
- ▶️ Mount Return Warning SFX
- ▶️ Dismounted Kled Background SFX (0-15 Courage)
- ▶️ Dismounted Kled Background SFX (0-15 Courage)
- ▶️ Dismounted Kled Background SFX (15+ Courage)
- ▶️ Dismounted Kled Background SFX (15+ Courage)
- ▶️ Courage Gain SFX
- ▶️ Courage Gain SFX
- ▶️ Courage Gain SFX
- ▶️ R Ally Speed Buff Activate SFX
- ▶️ R Ally Speed Buff Deactivate SFX
- ▶️ R Charge Shield Activate SFX
- ▶️ R Dash Hit SFX
- ▶️ R Dash SFX
- ▶️ Recall SFX
- ▶️ Recall Winddown SFX
- ▶️ Remount Cast SFX
- ▶️ Remount Explosion SFX
- ▶️ R Cycle SFX
- ▶️ R Loop SFX
- ▶️ W Deactivate SFX
- ▶️ W Activate SFX
- ▶️ W Activate SFX
- ▶️ W Activate SFX
Trivia[]
- ▶️ "Holy ****, where are we?" has the curse bleeped over for ESRB rating concerns, as well as for other ratings (League of Legends is rated T for 13-year-olds and above by ESRB) as well as humorous purposes.
- In the Latin America localization, added another sentence that shares from the same interaction, such as "¡Recorcholis! ¿Dónde estamos?" ('Gee whiz! Where are we?'). It was originally going to replace that phrase for this region, but that so much original that the modified version is both too good that it ended up including both.
- ▶️ "Of course you realize, this means war" references Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes.
- ▶️ "I dont need nothing but this axe... and this gun... and this hat" references The Jerk.
- ▶️ "I'm Kled, and this here's Skaarl. Prepare to die" references Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride.
- ▶️ "Don't try and understand 'em, just rope, throw and brand 'em." is a reference to the song Rawhide.
- ▶️ "Serenity now!" references an episode from Seinfeld.
- ▶️ "It's go time!" might be referencing Seinfeld as well.
- ▶️ "This! Is! Noxus!" references the 300 movie.
- ▶️ "Nice axe! Learn to use it!" is similar to 's quote "Nice axe—I'll take it!".
- ▶️ "Yeah, yeah, invade Ionia you said, it'll be fine you said!" references the meme It Will Be Fun, They Said.
- ▶️ "Y'know, a long time ago, being crazy meant something." is a quote by Charles Manson.
- ▶️ "Too stupid to live, too dumb to die." references Raoul Duke from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
- ▶️ "I hate to advocate violence and insanity, but it's worked for me." is a play on a quote by author Hunter S. Thompson.
- ▶️ "Noxus was created to train the faithful." references Dune.
- In the Latin America localization, ▶️ "I might have to jump off this lizard and put my boot in your watoosie!" is replaced by "¡Debería bajarme de esta lagartija sólo para patear el Waka Waka!" ('I should get off this lizard just to kick the Waka Waka!'), referencing Shakira's song Waka Waka (This Time for Africa).
- Kled shares quotes with: