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Short Story

Council Archives

By Ty Sheedlo

The Council Archives. You'd heard stories at the Academy, of course, but words could not describe the breathtaking magnitude of its contents. The entire history of your city: its glorious achievements, its sinister secrets, painstakingly documented, waiting to be read.

The Grand Conspiracy

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The wavy pink hair, the self-inked tattoos. It's a realistic painting of former inmate #516. No—not a painting—but an image captured from reality, a moment frozen in time with this Zaunite urchin. In all you've researched, there was no indication that the criminal was even capable of smiling. But in this picture… she's laughing.

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There's something about Kiramman's tenacity that's both inspiring and downright dumbfounding. That she would risk her job, her reputation, and her very life to pursue a case after nearly dying. You recognize this "Conspiracy Board" confiscated from the intrepid enforcer's house. She was three steps ahead of everybody, working alone. Imagine what she could have done with Piltover's resources.

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You've seen rifles like these, of course, slung over the shoulder of every enforcer in Piltover. But this one appears to be built for a smaller frame. And while the weapons of your typical officer are merely functional, this gun is irrefutably expensive; its receiver is as glossy as the day it was made. Like its owner, it was never meant to see battle or hardship. You know all too well that she had different plans.

COLD CASES - SEEK CAPTAIN'S APPROVAL BEFORE OPENING


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ROUTE TO: HOMICIDE
INCIDENT NUMBER: 1972

Piltover Enforcer Department
Incident Information
TIME OF INCIDENT: ███████
LOCATION OF INCIDENT: ██████████████
CROSS STREET/LANDMARK: THE LAST DROP
Victim Information
NAME: GRAYSON AGE: MIDDLE AGE SEX FEMALE
EYE COLOR: BROWN HAIR LENGTH/COLOR: SHORT, BLACK FACIAL HAIR: N/A
WEIGHT: MUSCULAR HEIGHT: TALL SCARS/TATTOOS: N/A
VICTIM TYPE: HUMAN
OFFENSES VICTIM OF: HOMICIDE
WEAPON INVOLVED: UNKNOWN
Suspect/s Information
NAME: UNKNOWN AGE: UNKNOWN SEX UNKNOWN
EYE COLOR: UNKNOWN HAIR LENGTH/COLOR: UNKNOWN FACIAL HAIR: NONE
WEIGHT: UNKNOWN HEIGHT: UNKNOWN SCARS/TATTOOS: UNKNOWN
SUSPECT LOCATION: AT LARGE
Crime Narrative

Captain Grayson was investigating a call in the undercity when she was attacked by an unknown assailant. Marks on her body are consistent with attacks by that of a large animal.

There is no evidence of the animal's origin or potential owner. No predators capable of inflicting such wounds are known to exist in Piltover.
  • Could the attacker have been human?
  • Could a human have made those marks?
  • Who closed this case?
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Autopsy Report
NAME: GRAYSON
AGE: █████
SEX: FEMALE
ADDRESS: ███████████████
AGE RACE SEX HEIGHT WEIGHT EYES HAIR SCARS/TATTOOS
███ HUMAN F ███ ███ BROWN SHORT, BLACK N/A
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Deep slashes across the chest and back caused massive internal bleeding.
Probable Cause of Death
Blood loss - attributed to an animal attack
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COLD CASES - SEEK CAPTAIN'S APPROVAL BEFORE OPENING


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ROUTE TO: HOMICIDE
INCIDENT NUMBER: 3021

Piltover Enforcer Department
Incident Information
TIME OF INCIDENT: ███████
LOCATION OF INCIDENT: ██████████████
CROSS STREET/LANDMARK: THE LANES
Victim Information
NAME: ████████████ AGE: MIDDLE AGE SEX MALE
EYE COLOR: GREEN HAIR LENGTH/COLOR: N/A FACIAL HAIR: FULL BEARD, RED
WEIGHT: HEAVY-SET HEIGHT: TALL SCARS/TATTOOS: MISSING RIGHT LEG
VICTIM TYPE: HUMAN
OFFENSES VICTIM OF: ROBBERY, DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY, HOMICIDE
WEAPON INVOLVED: UNKNOWN
Suspect/s Information
NAME: UNKNOWN AGE: UNKNOWN SEX UNKNOWN
EYE COLOR: UNKNOWN HAIR LENGTH/COLOR: LONG, BLACK FACIAL HAIR: NONE
WEIGHT: MUSCULAR HEIGHT: VERY TALL SCARS/TATTOOS: UNKNOWN
SUSPECT LOCATION: AT LARGE
Crime Narrative

During the night of ███████, an unknown person entered the business of ████████████. The suspect entered through the door, which was found ripped off of its hinges by investigators.

The sound of the break-in alerted ████████████, who rushed from his domicile upstairs with a legally owned firearm. He discovered the suspect rummaging through his possessions.

A witness overheard the victim give the suspect a verbal warning. This was followed by the sounds of shattering glass and heavy objects being tossed about. The witness reports hearing the victim fire several shots in rapid succession. A scream let out that the witness recognized as belonging to the victim. Suspect was seen fleeing the scene holding a large, club-like object.

Inventory documents reveal that a stash of medical items worth approx. ████████████ is missing from the premises.
  • Suspect displayed unparalleled strength and constitution
  • Showed diminished cognition - did not respond to victim
  • What did they take?
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Autopsy Report
NAME: ████████████
AGE: █████
SEX: MALE
ADDRESS: ███████████████
AGE RACE SEX HEIGHT WEIGHT EYES HAIR SCARS/TATTOOS
███ HUMAN M ███ ███ ███████ █████ N/A
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Several slashes across the body caused massive internal bleeding. These were deep cuts, seemingly random - the work of a crazed individual. The right leg was removed from above the knee. The wound is old and healed - it had been amputated some time ago.
Probable Cause of Death
Blood loss - attributed to a type of serrated blade
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PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT OF RECORDED INTERVIEW
DATE - ███████
LOCATION: OFFICE OF PILTOVER ENFORCEMENT
PURSUANT TO CASE #3021

ENFORCER This interview is being recorded. I am Officer - Junior Officer - Caitlyn Kiramman with the Piltover Enforcers. Can I get your full name?
RH ████████████
ENFORCER Thank you.
RH You know, they already got my information. I came in before.
ENFORCER And we appreciated your cooperation.
RH So, why am I here again?
ENFORCER You told our reporting officer that you noticed the suspect fleeing with a club-like object.
RH Sure, sounds like something I woulda said.
ENFORCER Do you think that could have been a prosthetic leg?
RH You know, now that I think about it… maybe it coulda been.
ENFORCER Where would someone get a prosthetic like that?
RH I suppose some sort of medical doctor.
ENFORCER Hmm… yeah, thank you.
RH No problem, officer.
ENFORCER You mentioned the suspect appeared unwell. Can you elaborate?
RH Eyes bugged out, sweating. Frothing at the mouth.
ENFORCER Have you ever seen anyone like this before?
RH You ever been to the undercity?
ENFORCER No. No I haven't.
RH You should visit sometime.
ENFORCER So this wasn't an isolated incident.
RH I said all I'm gonna say.
ENFORCER You need to tell me more. I can help you.
RH The fact that you think you can… means you definitely can't.

END OF PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT
  • IS THIS SHIMMER?
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ARTICLE: NOTE EVIDENCE NO. 9
DATE FOUND & LOCATED: ███████
WHERE THIS ARTICLE WAS FOUND: WAREHOUSE OFFICE
INVESTIGATING OFFICER: MARCUS ██████████
I warned you what happens if you don't pay back what you owe. Don't bother going to one of my compatriots for help. You don't have a leg to stand on. :)

- Smeech

  • Who is Smeech?
  • Who does he work with? Who does he work FOR?
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MISSING PERSON REPORT


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ADULT DATE AND TIME OF REPORT: ██████████ DATE AND TIME OF LAST CONTACT: ██████████ REPORT NUMBER: 593
REPORT TYPE: ◯ ABDUCTION ◯ VOLUNTARY ◯ RUNAWAY ⦻ UNKNOWN CIRCUMSTANCE
CATEGORY: ◯ PRIOR MISSING ◯ URGENT CASE ⦻ AT RISK
NAME: ██████████ SEX: FEMALE
DOB: █████ HEIGHT: SHORT WEIGHT: THIN
EYE COLOR: BROWN HAIR COLOR: BLONDE CORRECTIVE LENSES: YES
SCARS/MARKS/TATTOOS: NONE
RACE: HUMAN
ADDRESS: ██████████████
CLOTHING: CASUAL WEAR
KNOWN ASSOCIATES: UNKNOWN POSSIBLE DESTINATION: UNKNOWN
LAST KNOW LOCATION: SCHOOL
REPORTER'S NAME: ██████████
RELATIONSHIP TO REPORTEE: DAUGHTER
ADDRESS: █████████████
REPORTING OFFICER: ██████████
  • Did the officer have any intent in finding her?
  • What would have happened if this child had been from Piltover?
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REJECTED BY ORDER OF CAPTAIN MARCUS ██████████
PILTOVER ENFORCER DEPARTMENT
DATE: █████
FILE #: 2098
PRESS RELEASE
Abduction Ring in the Undercity

On ██████, a Piltover enforcer on a routine patrol was alerted to strange noises coming from the sewage tracks running between the Fissures and the streets above. Backup was deemed unnecessary, and the enforcer proceeded to investigate the disturbances.

Entering the pipes, the enforcer followed the noise - a sort of mechanical whirring (ADD THAT HE HEARD CRYING, TOO). The enforcer gave a verbal warning that he was marching forward. There was no response.

The enforcer continued deeper down into the lanes. They reached a wall obstructed by a large metal gate. The enforcer brute-forced the gate open and proceeded down a dark passage in the waste-management system.

Some time down the path, the enforcer was alerted to a bright light coming through a crack in the wall. Moving several bricks aside, they entered into what appeared to be a make-shift hospital.

In the hospital, several children were sat at (CHANGE TO STRAPPED TO) beds and hooked up to machinery. Syringes at the arms, legs, and neck injected a greyish-green liquid into their squirming bodies. At this time, the Piltover Enforcers suspect that the children were part of scientific experiments.

Upon safe return to Piltover, one child was identified as ██████████, a missing child reported over a month ago. They were reunited with their mother, a citizen of Zaun. The other children have yet to be identified.

The illegal operation has been shutdown and all equipment confiscated for examination by Piltover Enforcement. Any potential leads should be reported to authorities.

  • Were the children there voluntarily?
  • Why was it shutdown?
  • How did the officer just stumble on the hospital? Tipped off?
  • WHO IS RUNNING THE OPERATION?!
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#4435
ARTICLE: CHEMICAL TECHNOLOGY EVIDENCE NO. 11
DATE FOUND & LOCATED: ███████
LOCATION FOUND: DEFUNCT SANATORIUM
INVESTIGATING OFFICER: MARCUS ██████████
  • Are they experimenting with shimmer?
  • Suit looks too big for children
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TRANSCRIPT OF RECORDED INTERVIEW
DATE - ███████
LOCATION: OFFICE OF PILTOVER ENFORCEMENT
PURSUANT TO CASE #4435

ENFORCER We are now recording. This is Officer ██████████. Can I get your name for the record?
BGW ██████████
ENFORCER You're gonna tell me the truth, right? You know the difference between right and wrong?
BGW Yes.
ENFORCER Good. If you cooperate with the enforcers, that's how we can help you.
BGW I know.
ENFORCER You seem like a smart kid.
ENFORCER Start at the beginning.
BGW I have trouble breathing. A lot of kids in the Fissures do.
BGW They, um, they offered me a chance to be healthier.
ENFORCER ██████████
BGW ██████████
ENFORCER ██████████
BGW ██████████
BGW *coughing*
ENFORCER So you're saying that they lied?
ENFORCER The chemicals… What did they do?
BGW I don't know.
ENFORCER Was it shimmer?
BGW Not like any shimmer I'd seen before.
ENFORCER How was it different?
BGW It powered their machines.
ENFORCER These illegal experiments.
BGW ...Yes.
ENFORCER And did you ever catch a glimpse of who was running things?
BGW She wore a suit-
UNKNOWN Officer, stop the recording.

END OF TRANSCRIPT
  • Does Shimmer have other uses?
  • What doesn't the department want me to know?
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Piltover Enforcer Department
DISCPLINARY ACTION REPORT FILE # 894
RANK/TITLE NAME SERIAL # UNIT
OFFICER CAITLYN KIRAMMAN 3908 C022
Allegation:

Violation of Piltover Enforcement Department Policy & Procedures Pursuant to: Standards and Duties - Employee Will Respect Superior Officers and Follow the Chain of Command

Specification:

This discipline is based on repeated transgressions and violations of Enforcer Policy. In the latest instance, you were found rummaging through files to a case that you were not assigned. You were told repeatedly that closed cases are only to be reopened by Lieutenants or Captains. You were also warned that subsequent infractions would result in disciplinary action. Yet, you continued to disturb the processes that allow officers' jobs to run smoothly.

Stay in your lane, Kiramman.

██████████

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  • Who is Renni?
  • Do they work with Smeech?
    • For Smeech?
    • Does Smeech work for them?
#4435
ARTICLE: CHEMICAL TECHNOLOGY EVIDENCE NO. 11
DATE FOUND & LOCATED: ███████
LOCATION FOUND: DEFUNCT SANATORIUM
INVESTIGATING OFFICER: MARCUS ██████████

EXPERIMENTAL SUIT FOR USE BY RENNI ONLY

CRIMINAL PROFILE - WORK IN PROGRESS
"CHROSS"
Officer Kiramman


Though Chross' real name is unknown, the criminal has made a name for himself in the undercity. He's the leader of a highly organized and dangerous gang, as ruthless as he is clever.

He originally hails from Piltover, but the opportunities present in the undercity were more favorable to his skill set and personality. What follows is a collection of information - largely focused on his most infamous former hitman - intended to help dedicated officers track down this wanted offender.

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PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT OF RECORDED INTERVIEW
DATE - ███████
LOCATION: OFFICE OF PILTOVER ENFORCEMENT
PURSUANT TO CASE: #----

ENFORCER Please state your name for the record.
NE ██████████
ENFORCER I'm Officer ██████████.
NE What happened to the other guy? I want to talk to him.
ENFORCER What other guy? I want to talk to him.
NE Nevermind
ENFORCER Tell me about the man you work for.
NE Chross? What do you want to know?
ENFORCER What's he like as a boss?
NE He keeps us honest. Not afraid to do the hard work.
ENFORCER Did you know that he's from Piltover?
NE Yeah.
ENFORCER And that doesn't change your opinion of him?
NE He may come from up here, but he's a citizen of the nation of Zaun.
ENFORCER The what?
NE An independent nation. If we don't get the luxuries of living under you, why should we be ENFORCERed by your laws? Should we not make our own? A government that works for us instead of against us?!
ENFORCER Sit down!
NE …Yes, ██
ENFORCER Is that what Chross wants to do? Start his own nation?
NE No, not Chross.
ENFORCER Someone else. His boss?
NE I ain't telling you EXPLETIVE.
ENFORCER We have you for life for numerous hits. You took out everyone that crossed him eh?
NE I was damn good at it too.
ENFORCER Not so good at not getting caught.
NE You know, I've heard the food in the prisons ain't much worse than the stuff they serve in the Fissures.
ENFORCER I think we might be able to get the judge to take another look look at your case. 20 years ain't so bad next to the next 50.
NE I'm not turning.
ENFORCER You seem jittery. How long has it been? A couple days?
NE I don't know what you're talking about.
ENFORCER Shimmer's a helluva thing isn't it?
NE I'm not saying EXPLETIVE. EXPLETIVE. EXPLETIVE.
ENFORCER Shame.

END OF TRANSCRIPT
  • Which officer does NE want to talk to? Why?
  • Can't find anyone in the system matching this perp's description.
    • What happened to him?
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ROUTE TO: ORGANIZED CRIME
INCIDENT NUMBER: 9393

Piltover Enforcer Department
Incident Information
TIME OF INCIDENT: ███████
LOCATION OF INCIDENT: ██████████████
CROSS STREET/LANDMARK: ███████████
Victim Information
NAME: MUN POLARANT AGE: MIDDLE AGE SEX: MALE
EYE COLOR: PURPLE HAIR LENGTH/COLOR: SHORT/BLACK FACIAL HAIR: MUSTACHE
WEIGHT: MEDIUM HEIGHT: MEDIUM SCARS/TATTOOS: SEVERAL TATTOOS
VICTIM TYPE: HUMAN
OFFENSES VICTIM OF: GANG VIOLENCE - HOMICIDE
WEAPON INVOLVED: MEAT HOOK
Suspect/s Information
NAME: UNKNOWN AGE: N/A SEX: N/A
EYE COLOR: N/A HAIR LENGTH/COLOR: N/A FACIAL HAIR: N/A
WEIGHT: N/A HEIGHT: N/A SCARS/TATTOOS: N/A
SUSPECT LOCATION: AT LARGE
Crime Narrative

Victim was found dead in storage fridge of Polarant's Meats. An anonymous employee discovered his boss around dawn, hanging from a meat hook and entering the stages of Livor Mortis. He immediately contacted the authorities.

In interrogation, employee informed authorities that his boss Mr. Polarant owed money to several undercity gangs. He was reportedly attempting to expand his business to several other locations.

Investigators discovered a Progress Day pin at the scene stained in the victim's blood. There are no suspected links between the victim and the Piltovan event
  • Victim was expanding business - must have been in talks with heads of industry/business owners
  • Track down list of industrialists in the undercity, maybe they'd know more?
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Autopsy Report
NAME: MUN POLARANT
AGE: MIDDLE AGE
SEX: MALE
ADDRESS: 9082B3-88762
AGE: RACE: SEX: HEIGHT: WEIGHT: EYES: HAIR: TATTOOS/SCARS:
███ HUMAN M ███ ███ PURPLE SHORT/BLACK SEVERAL
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Gaping wound in upper back. Victim was found suspended on a hook that had pierced through the teres major muscle and into the right lung.
Probable Cause of Death
Internal Hemorrhaging
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ROUTE TO: ORGANIZED CRIME
INCIDENT NUMBER: 10136

Piltover Enforcer Department
Incident Information
TIME OF INCIDENT: ███████
LOCATION OF INCIDENT: ██████████████
CROSS STREET/LANDMARK: ███████████
Victim Information
NAME: LLAN DRENAUGHT AGE: MIDDLE AGE SEX: MALE
EYE COLOR: BLUE HAIR LENGTH/COLOR: MEDIUM/WHITE FACIAL HAIR: GOATEE
WEIGHT: HEAVY-SET HEIGHT: MEDIUM SCARS/TATTOOS: NONE
VICTIM TYPE: HUMAN
OFFENSES VICTIM OF: GANG VIOLENCE - HOMICIDE
WEAPON INVOLVED: NONE
Suspect/s Information
NAME: UNKNOWN AGE: N/A SEX: N/A
EYE COLOR: N/A HAIR LENGTH/COLOR: N/A FACIAL HAIR: N/A
WEIGHT: N/A HEIGHT: N/A SCARS/TATTOOS: N/A
SUSPECT LOCATION: AT LARGE
Crime Narrative

Workers at the 9th St. Bathhouse noticed a foul smell coming from one of the steaming pools. Upon investigation, they discovered the body of Mr. Drenaught clogging the filters. Coroner's cause of death was listed as drowning, though it appears his body was mutilated afterwards to contort into the filter pod.

Drenaught was a regular at the bathhouse, and its primary shareholder. The business had recently opened its shares to the public.

Investigators discovered a Progress Day pin stuffed in an adjacent filter pod. It is recommended that the investigating officer refer to case file #9393.

What is the pin's significance?

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#10136
ARTICLE: PROGRESS DAY PIN EVIDENCE N0.3
DATE FOUND & LOCATED: ███████
WHERE THIS ARTICLE WAS FOUND: 9TH ST. BATHHOUSE
INVESTIGATING OFFICER: MARCUS ██████████
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ROUTE TO: ORGANIZED CRIME
INCIDENT NUMBER: 10844

Piltover Enforcer Department
Incident Information
TIME OF INCIDENT: ███████
LOCATION OF INCIDENT: ██████████████
CROSS STREET/LANDMARK: ███████████
Victim Information
NAME: FAREN REVARO AGE: MIDDLE AGE SEX: MALE
EYE COLOR: BLUE HAIR LENGTH/COLOR: LONG/BROWN FACIAL HAIR: LONG BEARD
WEIGHT: MEDIUM HEIGHT: SHORT SCARS/TATTOOS: SCAR ON UPPER JAW
VICTIM TYPE: HUMAN
OFFENSES VICTIM OF: GANG VIOLENCE - ASSAULT AND BATTERY
WEAPON INVOLVED: NONE
Suspect/s Information
NAME: NERO ESO AGE: ████ SEX: MALE
EYE COLOR: ████████ HAIR LENGTH/COLOR: ███ FACIAL HAIR: ██████
WEIGHT: ███ HEIGHT: ███ SCARS/TATTOOS: ██████
SUSPECT LOCATION: IN CUSTODY
Crime Narrative

Enforcer █████████ on his nightly beat through the undercity when a scream rang out from a nearby nondescript building. The officer rushed inside to find a man - later identified as Nero Eso - lording over a makeshift operating table. The officer then saw another man - Faren Revaro - strapped to the table.

The officer raised his firearm and instructed Eso to get on the ground. The suspect complied. The officer reported the suspect had a very "nonchalant" attitude.

Back-up arrived on the scene shortly thereafter and helped to book Eso. It was at this time that enforcers carefully removed the straps and medical equipment around Revaro. Investigators noted that Mr. Revaro's mouth had be amateurly sewn shut with copper wire. The wire continued down the length of Revaro's neck, where it entered his skin, connecting to a small mechanical device at the top of his spine.

Medical experts on staff determined the wire not only functioned to keep Revaro from speaking, but also - if removed - would trigger the device, causing a deadly explosion.

As for the suspect, he too remained silent. The only contraband confiscated at booking was a Progress Day pin.
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PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT OF RECORDED INTERVIEW
DATE - ███████
LOCATION: OFFICE OF PILTOVER ENFORCEMENT
PURSUANT TO CASE: #----

ENFORCER What's the significance of the pins…
NE Pins?
ENFORCER We found them at all of your hits. They're from old Progress Days.
NE Oh that's what they're from!
ENFORCER So it wasn't your idea?
NE No, no way. Boss told me to do it.
ENFORCER Chross?
NE The other guy. It was his way of playing a little joke on Chross I think.
ENFORCER How so?
NE A reminder of where he came from. Who he really is.

END OF PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT
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#10844
ARTICLE: PROGRESS DAY PIN & NOTE EVIDENCE N0.7
DATE FOUND & LOCATED: ███████
WHERE THIS ARTICLE WAS FOUND: ██████████████
INVESTIGATING OFFICER: MARCUS ██████████
"REGARDS, S."
  • Who is S?
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PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT OF RECORDED INTERVIEW
DATE - ███████
LOCATION: OFFICE OF PILTOVER ENFORCEMENT
PURSUANT TO CASE: #9222

ENFORCER -you're a known associate of Mr. Eso.
NMA Sure, we were coworkers.
ENFORCER You were?
NMA He's… retired.
ENFORCER But you still work for Chross?
NMA I never said that.
ENFORCER You work for an S person?
NMA A what?
ENFORCER SLIDES OVER EVIDENCE NO.7
ENFORCER Who does S refer to? Smeech?
NMA Hahahaga!
ENFORCER What's so funny?
NMA Hahaha. Hahaha.
ENFORCER Answer me!
NMA S ain't Smeech. That yordle's just a lieutenant. We wouldn't let'em govern us like you do up here.
ENFORCER So who is it?
NMA Why you asking me? He's got just as many people working for him topside as he does in the Fissures. Get your EXPLETIVE out of the square for once, and you'll find him. He's not trying to hide anymore.

END OF TRANSCRIPT
  • FIND S
  • FIND THE MOLE
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