User blog comment:Double Slap/Zara, The Cryptic King/@comment-27802145-20161002105400

I don't think you've emphasized Zara's strengths and weaknesses enough. I recommend you increase his base AD by 1000, but lower his attack speed to 0.01, and his movement speed to 1.

But seriously; sometimes people just need to stand back from the keyboard, and have a good look at what they're proposing for a bit. Surely you of all people can tell Zara would in no ways function in LoL. No matter the design process, no matter the intent of the design, and no matter the inspiration of said design, outrageousness does not warrant novelty, much less sensibility.