User:Typhron/Custom Champion:StanceDance

Based off the Black Knight concept.

Abilities
Hide= Design Philosophy= 'kay Mechanics=
 * The light construct's attack speed scales with Montgomery's and Montgomery's only. Effects like Blood Boil placed upon it and him (or AS steriod auras like Sivir's Ult, Warwick's W, or Zeke's Ferver) don't 'double dip'.

Recommended Items

 * Due to Riot currently screwing with items, this section won't be touched till their done.

Selection
"I'd say 'I'm getting to old for this', but you never get too old for winning."

Movement

 * "Yes, yes. Time is money."
 * "Where I walk, the people flock."
 * "Everything that glitters is gold. Mostly."
 * "Every goal has a cost."
 * "Every man has a price."
 * "*sigh* In a moment, in a moment..."

Attacking

 * "You sure that's going to be enough?"
 * "I see no harm in this. To me, at least."
 * "Ninety-Nine problems..."
 * "They won't bounce back from this."
 * "Too good for 'im, I say!"

Taunts

 * "Do understand, kiddo. *pauses* I have a monopoly on beating your face."
 * "Oh, you think you can best me? *pauses* Please, I'll own you like own my city."

Jokes

 * "'You wouldn't download a car, would you?' *pauses* What kind of dumb question is that, yeah I would."
 * "'Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?' *pauses* Not really, no. It's usually mine."
 * (With Greedling) "With my fortune, *said enthusiastically* I'll buy anything that's not bolted down." Greedling: "Then I'll buy the bolts!"

Casting Q on a champion

 * Mine.
 * Yoink!
 * Oh give me that.

(Rare) Casting W

 * Weeeee!

Casting R on himself

 * "Twice the smug!"
 * "Greed-so-na!"
 * "200% cooler!"

Specific Slaying lines

 * : "'Defender of Piltover'? More like 'The one that rolled over'."
 * : "Stop me? Hah, WRONG!"
 * : "'Ey, Vik. You know what really grinds my gears?"
 * : "Stop me if you've heard this one. "I created you. I can destroy you."
 * : "Blew you away"
 * (Rare) Any Ionian: *Sharp laugh* "Peacenik!"
 * Any Zaun-tech using or Zaun-affected champion: "All sales are FINAL. Good day."

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 Self insertion get This is surprisingly not shit This is unsurprisingly godawful