User blog comment:Tylobic/FUN – Realistic League of Legends/@comment-24660800-20150623221946

Yasuo

Passive - Yasuo hasaki (Has a key :^) ) and therefore unlocks the secret items in the shop for his team, they all cost 0 gold and grant you free card draw every turn. Also yasuo has 120% crit chance

Q - yasuo attempts to stab his victim, however, if caitlyn or vi witness this, you are removed from the game. PERMANENTLY

W - Yasuo blows back all your puny projectiles, however after x amount of projectlies have been blown back, yasuo will take 300% damage as his face will take a direct hit, due to him "attempting" to block them back

E - Yasuo slides across the ground, he has a 75% to slip over on grass, 50% chance on stone and he never slips on water

R - yasuo tries to defy gravity by holding an enemy unit up in the air, however... realising that this is impossible he falls to the ground taking damage equal to ( His height * Enemy's weight )