Talk:Ahri/@comment-6701708-20170506134123/@comment-26203093-20170522125622

So here we have the virgin in her natural habitat. Unable to cope with her sexual frustrations, she creates an account just to argue about a champion she doesn't understand in a game she doesn't understand, to prove she doesn't understand. Once evidence shows up that proves her peen is in fact not as massive as she thought, she thinks shouting will be enough to have them not notice. And after frantic google searching instead of using her life for something productive, she finally finds a low-budget analytics site that nobody trusts to prove her point.

Now, with nobody believing diddly shit she has to say, she flicks her bean in frustration trying to establish dominance by randomly claiming other's to be bellow her due to "that elo peen", and that her's is the biggest - not stopping for one second to think about how sad that is, nor how seriously, seriously sad that is. Completely unable to cope with disagreement, everyone is then labelled "Ahri mains" - not because that changes anything, but because it makes them feel better, and their ego is what all of this is about.

After the break we will talk about its mating ritual - which consists if being socially awkward, the mating call of saying something stupid as their voice breaks, and taking any rejection as an attack, and immediately attacking back so her ego doesn't have to deal with the blow. Stay tune.