Talk:Ezreal/@comment-80.15.143.26-20120607131059/@comment-2124153-20120608031712

@Fizzreal, who brought a bag of checkers to a chess match:

Essence Flux is not crowd control, anywhere, except inside your Reality Distortion Field. It does none of the things that real CC enables you to do. None. Zero. It's an AS debuff on a line nuke. CC? Insane.

Now, since you think that an AS debuff is more useful for utility than Wall of Pain, you're apparently so far behind the curve on gameplay analysis that it might actually be impossible to explain to you why you're wrong in a way that you could comprehend. I don't have any crayons, and I'm not willing to break into song.

WoP is an 80% slow, at 1000 range, in a horizontal wall, that lasts for five seconds, and shreds Armor/MR by 35%. If Karthus's team has gap-closers and catches you even slightly out of position, you are dead. If his jungler comes to gank his lane and you get touched by it, you are dead. This is what teamfight utility looks like. You peel for your teammates, you curtail enemy escapes, you pick people off.

Totally unbelievable. This is like a boxing match with a kitten, you don't even have a basic grasp of the fundamentals. Things like Ahri's taunt and Victor's Gavity Field have launched thousands of Aces, and you're impressed by some dumbshit AS debuff.