User blog comment:Tylobic/FUN – Realistic League of Legends/@comment-24660800-20150623221146

Nasus

Passive - Nasus gets buy one get one free deals at the store

Q - Nasus slaps something, getting stronger every time his slap kills however if he dosent kill the unit with his slap, hes forced to time out and is kicked from the game for 10 minutes

W - Nasus ages his target, causing them back pains for the next 5 minutes, however as they have aged, they are wiser and gain + 100 AP

E - Nasus makes a big thing appear on the ground, giving him free q stacks.

R - Nasus takes his branded steriods and therefore becomes huge for the next 3 minutes he is able to slap 5 units at once, however after these 3 minutes he is fatigued and becomes smaller than a yordle, and cannot slap enemies who are larger than he is, as they will retaliate