User blog comment:Saintneojimmy/Claws/@comment-3391671-20170129070430/@comment-7709681-20170129174021

The number of hits in Garen's E happens because of his R's passive, which happens every hit from attacks and E, so the damage increase the further ranks into the E, same principle here: Basic attacks', Q's and R's second hits would heal the respective amount for each hit possible for the ability, but such heal seems much more befitting for a Juggernaut than a health-based Diver.

Also, you're being too nitpicky about names and thematics for a concept without lore. Although you're right about bringing nothing new to the game, relax a bit. o3o