User blog:Krauserlols/Miss Fortune real problem: inconsistency

So after much thought i finay found a way to put my hate for Miss Fortune in understandable words, sorta.

What have all female (and male for that matter) champpions in common? they all have a "theme" and all around that char is developed around that theme. here some examples:

- Riven the Exile: Riven is a pretty interresting girl, shes a Noxian who was raised to fight for the cause whit strenght and honor but seen how NOxians do their things she desided to run away, presumed to be dead after a chemical attack. In terms of Model and Voice it perfectly reflex her story, whit a strong yet calm voice and inspiring quotes, as for her model she wears what seems like rags of an old Noxian armor as well as her broken blade, making a reference to her status as an exile and and her bow to fight for the right path of the noxians.

Gameplay wise is also well done whit a very versatile kit whit lots of movility and a smart use of her broken blade.

- Ahri the Nine tailed Fox: another good example of a sexy champ whit a reason for it. Lore wise Ahri was a fox whit a strange connection to the magic around her, during a fight she aproached a wounded man and somehow she absorved the man's essence, turning her into a Human wich was her dream. but her transformation was incomplete so she used her charm and knowledge of humanity to lure more men and suck their essence away but due to a growing sence of morlatiy she joined the league in search for an alternative to complete her dream.

if you ask me her lore is surpricingly deep for a champ that may look like just a magnet for male players and her gamplay fits right in. Her desing is based on the Kitsune i think they are called... well the Nine Tailed fox a mitical creature who transforms into a sexy woman to lure men (and lesbians maybe) to drain their essence and her Lore has a nice twist to the legends. As well as her Model, quotes and even gameplay mirrors this perfectly, Her voice is seductive, her model is sexy and her gameplay is based around charming your foes to put them in a bad possition. 10/10 RIOT.

- Soraka the Starchild: This is a takee on the more bizzare side of things. Soraka is a Children of the Star who used her powers to curse Warwick into the form of a Wolf wile changing her into a more primitive form, how is it better to turn the greatest scientist in Zaun into a sentient werewolf is still up to debate.... but lets stay whit the problem... ok so her gameplay perfectly match her celestial theme focusing on healing and protect her allies while her model is based on her more "primitive" form for "abusing" of her powers... somehow is still not clear but the point stands. As well as her quotes have her talking about protecting others, as well as the banana joke.

- Lissandra, the Ice Witch: Lissandra is tthis really ancient Witch member of the Iceborn who has faked her dead for more years than she can count and now is plotting to bring back the Iceborn to its former glory and take down the other two sisters Ashe and Sejuani. Her model sports a really wicked witch look due to her been reborn as an Iceborn, her skills mirrors this as well maving her freezing her foes to dead. her Voice is pretty deep and mature whit that creepy echo than gives you the chills along whit both creepy and inspiring quotes.

Most of you should have already see when im going at, if not then you must be wondering "yeah what has all this to do whit Miss Fortune you NOOB?" or "MIS FORTUN IS SEXIR THAN ALL OF EM GET OBER IT!". Here is the thing:

Lore tells that miss Sarah Fortune is a Bounty Hunter than barely survived a Pirate attack that resulted in their parents death, if front of her btw, and now shes roaming the waters looking for the misterious red-eyed Pirate responsible for the murder of her parents, who was GP but after his VU its unknown if hes still that pirate or will be someone else in the future. Her Gamplay fits perfectly having her going guns blazing on her opponents.

Problem is that her Quotes and Model doesnt show this at all, these as well may belong to Ahri who is sexy and seductive for a reason. And thats her problem gamplay and lore wise shes a badass Pirate killer yet his Model and Quotes show her as a whore. Unlike any other female in the game she doesnt follow the theme and what we get as a result is a mixbag champion that feels incomplete.

Solution
Its simple, either go full slutty and change her lore and gameplay to fit this or go full Bounty Hunter and change her quotes and model to fit it.

Response to some exuses
One of the most prominent excuses in this matter is that shes suposed to be sexy and seductive to lower her opponents guard and shoot them in the face but there is a little problem whit that theory: She will get shot the moment he appears... why? well lets see this example: ''You are one of the most wanted criminals in Bilgewater, for Murder, theft and destruction of property so your drinking in a bar whit your shipmates and suddenly Miss Fortune, the most famous Bounty Hunter in Bilgewater, appears in the bar. What would you do as a mercyless badass pirate? '' What would you do? of course the last two!
 * Stare at her boobs like an idiot so she can shoot you and your shipmates and go away whit the bounty
 * Kill her and claim a bounty that may be on her head
 * Nock her out and slaving her as your crews bitch

Did i made my point? i hope so and wish to hear your thoughts on this.