User blog comment:Rapacious/Guide to how not to be an asshole in LoL Part 1/@comment-3140234-20110327151003

The trick is, tanking is an artform in hard trolling. Pick a champion that is totally absurd for tanking (twitch) and itemize the hell out of him.

Point in case with twitch as an example, lots of people will RAGE at stealthers and will always try to focus you, no matter what. As for tankutility, twitch has an abnormally nice slow, which goes through the roof if you get a Frozen Mallet (which you should).

Remember to type /l a lot while the opponent crawls around with 50 movementspeed. Rejoice in your Force of Nature, Thornmail and Warmogs and the fact that noone can kill you.

Tanking is so sweet.