Talk:Jax/Background/@comment-64.113.185.196-20130104153526/@comment-62.1.237.36-20130221165421

In the beginning, there was a mysterious and terrible ancient Great Old One, simply known as OP (Oww-Pee). Then one day, after watching summoners tele-control champions and failing big time, he was so disgusted that he sent his own beloved son down to RuneTerra to chew bubble-gum and kick ass. The Son was called OP-jr (Oww-Pee-Junior) but, because OPJ doesn't make much sense, he was worshipped under the name JAX.

But he liked to drink much beer, and he got a pot-belly. :(((((((((((((((((((