Talk:Hecarim/@comment-71.23.178.252-20120509022055/@comment-71.23.178.252-20120509024206

Ha! The irony you exert is palpable. I will have YOU know that I am a much more competent speller than you!

But, when one is presented with your proposal of bodily combat, contradicting you is irrelevant and futile, for you are a dense and base idiot. I accept your challenge, and I will have you know that my lingual skills are equal to my combat skills. That said, our bout must be strictly physical; no artillery allowed. Should you beat me under the aforesaid stricture, I will stop playing League of Legends.

However, if I win, you must proclaim that I am superior to you in every facet.