Talk:Twisted Fate/@comment-4499945-20130211205653

NOBODY touches the hat. The last time someone touched the hat...

It was just an ordinary match in Summoner's Rift. Turrets were being destroyed, champions were being killed, and Baron Nashor was once again massaging his ego since entire teams would battle just over the right to claim his buff. Then, just as Fate's team was about to lose his last teamfight, Kha'zix accidentally knocked off Fate's hat with his blade.

Instantly, the champions on both teams' expressions turned to one of dread. Jarvan IV and Swain, two sworn enemies who had only seconds before been fighting to the death, now hugged each other in mortal terror. Malcolm Graves fled down mid lane in panic, having seen the wrath of a hatless Fate first-hand. Xin Zhao let out a girly scream and ran to hide in the jungle. The dragon flew away and Baron Nashor dug deep underground. Only Kha'Zix remained unfazed, completely unaware of the danger that he was in.

An inner demon had been unleashed in the card shark. Kha'zix barely had time to react before Fate dived at him. He ripped the blades right off of the unfortunate void hunter, completely ignoring the gashes that they tore into his hands. Fate then grabbed him by the head, whirling him around before flinging him into the enemy nexus, which exploded upon impact. Khaz barely had time to react before Fate grabbed him again and pummeled him until he was reduced to a pile of guts, bones, and skin.

It was only the intervention of Rengar, who had grabbed Fate's hat and steathily slammed it back onto the gypsy's head, that saved Summoner's Rift and everyone in it from being crushed into oblivion. Rengar may have hated Kha'zix with a passion, but not even he deserved to be mercilessly obliterated. A new rule was instated, proclaiming that NOBODY was allowed to touch Fate's hat ever again. All blinded champions were instructed to aim low to avoid causing a similar calamity in the future.

Remember kids, NOBODY touches the hat.