Talk:Warwick/Background/@comment-62.1.238.204-20121112002257

Hello my dear friends. I like the new lore. The old lore was somewhat silly, in a very ugly way. An alchemist becomes a werewolf and forgets about alchemy. He's cursed because a unicorn-dryad goddess cursed him with the awful curse of becoming a super strong crazed killing maching that has the potential to depopulate villages of hundreds. It's like me invoking dark Gods to curse my wife with the power of telepathy, so that she can find my hidden gay Ufoporno dvds.

At least the new lore is logical.

Thank you for your attention. You can now go Master Beytt to big-boobed champions as usual.