User blog comment:Dragonzzilla/Champion Themes and Purposes/@comment-24170465-20140421143152/@comment-1888392-20140422000006

Malphite apparently meditates in the caverns beneath the Institute of War and seeks to bring his own brand of justice to the chaotic world of mortals. But you wouldn't think this from his dialogue. That quite honestly sounds a lot more interesting.

Poppy's a blacksmith, somehow turned diplomat. I just find that weird to begin with, not even touching on her broken kit.

My only problem with Sivir is that she has a "screw you" shield that most anti-mages would be envious of. Other than that, I'm fine.

Xin Zhao is apparently a very old man, being close friends with Jarvan IV's grandfather, but he looks absurdly youthful. Apparently also runs Demacia to a degree, being the seneschal.