Talk:Ezreal/@comment-109.122.182.10-20120829022647/@comment-178.166.24.118-20120901115123

"Basically if you are a zone-control mage and/or rely on skillshots, Ezreal is going to defecate on your chest, because Arcane Shift jumps your zone and jukes skillshots. Off the top of my head: Zyra, Anivia, Brand, Cassio, Morgana, Lux, etc are going to claw out their own eyeballs against an AP Ezreal"

I laughed immensely at this. The level of ignorance is just way too damn high. Anivia players can press two buttons and clear a wave. Same thing for Zyra. And Brand. And Cass. Morgana might take longer, but it's still effective. 'Claw out their own eyeballs' you say? By all fucking means. I'd just laugh my ass off if I'd ever had such matchup, 'cause I know I could push all day, have 2x the creep score of Ezreal in 10 minutes and scale into something effective mid-late game. And I'm sure the likes of Morgana or Anivia would also 'claw out their own eyeballs against an AP Ezreal' during ganks. Dat Ez CC too stronk.

Please...