User blog comment:Krufix/A Scientific Discussion of Trollbuilds. Episode 1/@comment-5933616-20130226160412

My favorite is Tanky Teemo. Just imagine Teemo with Warmogs, Frozen Heart, Frozen mallet, Frozen Sceptre, att speed shoes (Homeguard for fast heals- just back and rush to lane again) and Abyssal Sceptre. It gives ~3500HP in total, bunch of armor, some Magic Resist, CDR and enough AP, AD to do some destroying...

And what's the best, if you way that you are going top with Teemo and will build TANK, you 75% of games are cosidered troll. And in-game all you see is enemy team always focusing tank, because "Teemo is annoying and does too much damage". If there is teamfight, just keep distance, put some shrooms so enemy can't run away (by getting behind them of course... even if it requires your flash), put some basic attacks to random enemy "for poison" (at least you get assist), bind adc and start melting lowest hp enemy. Some of them will start to run. And then it's tanky Teemo's time to get revenge for all harass in lane... Nobody runs away from Teemo with Frozen Heart AND Frozen mallet. And as always, some AOE skills in teamfight have got you, so you are with less than 50%HP. Even if enemy aready know he can't run, atleast he is pretty dead trying to kill you... Believe me, Teemo is not the champ whose "Passive Global Taunt" (somehow 2/20/3 teemo is getting more focus than 10/2/4 Ezreal...) can be countered by tons of Health. And no matter how bad enemy team got screwed by Teemo's Health stacking, it's still Teemo who is getting focused because "he is squeeeeeshy champion".

tl;dr

Tanky Teemo is trollbuild for both teams...