User blog comment:Lyndongwapo/If you want to be a superhero...what champion in LOL would choose to be?/@comment-5331854-20150421085317

First, avoid any ellipsis and generally periods in a title, it messes up the hyperlink.

Second, the rest.

Hero: Gragas. C'mon, a jolly good fellow who can party hard and punch baddies even harder if they're crashing the party sounds like the bestest hero to have fun with.

Villain: Vladimir. We can assume that Vladimir's hemomancy allows him to change incompatible blood into a compatible blood type (otherwise he'd have trouble, what with him probably having a negative Rh blood type when his joke has a hint of truth). Therefore, we can also assume that he can magically filter out diseases and any other not-blood stuff out of blood, which would include alcohol.

Thus, by simply doing what Vlad does best, he can turn even a tiny amount of alcohol into a deadly threat by draining blood. Truly a befitting nemesis for Partyhard Man.