Talk:Fizz/@comment-5899362-20130623205242

Fizz on my team:

Goes 0/5 in lane. Misses nine out of ten ults. Jumps on the enemy tank with E and immediately dies.

Fizz on enemy team:

Goes 8/0 in lane. Roams bot, ruins my bot lane. Roams top, ruins my top lane. Takes his blue and obnoxiously steals mine. Hits nine out of ten ults. Barely builds AP, still oneshots my squishies with WQE combo. Buys Warmogs armor and Guardian Angel, becomes Untargettable Tank Carry Assassin Fighter. The one time my team manages to get him low? NOPE NOpe nope. 800 range jump every four seconds.

It's so frustrating, I turn off ingame sounds every time Fizz is on the enemy team, because I KNOW I'm going to want to kill myself if I don't.