Talk:Vladimir/@comment-3238314-20110122230845/@comment-223.133.62.24-20110216114356

No, really, your ideas are retarded. I don't even know where to start. It's painfully obvious you have never played vlad.

Why? No where do you discuss cool-downs, something that every vlad player is constantly aware of. The first levels of every skill but tides early on are 10 seconds +.

So how would laning look with your ideas? at level one to four, you can attack once every 10 seconds or so and heal yourself, but only by canceling out the healing factor of Q by using E (Seriously, you do realize that using E costs a lot of health that you dont have early game.)

If for some reason you aren't turret hugging the whole time and get ganked, unlike most champs, you have no escape mechanism, no CC, or anything but your summoner spells to rely on.

You can pool to avoid damage, but you escape nothing, slow nothing, and do almost no damage whatsoever. so basically you freeze yourself at one spot and wait to die.

Sounds...useful!

after level six your sole purpose would be use your ult and walk around and spam E until you run out of health, because Q doesn't work without E constantly being spammed.

What part of this isn't retarded? Its like mundo who can only throw cleavers if he spits on people first, and he cant Regen any health.