User blog:Bassultra/I have too much time in my hands

I am bored. This is what I do when I'm bored.

Y u go down? U no play?

We'll get to that. First, I thought I'd take a minute to teach you a thing or two about super saiyans, starting with the basics.

Super... Saiya-jin?

Don't bother with it, I never asked you to explain anything.

You're going to love this, trust me. What you're seeing now is my normal state.



This is a super saiyan.



And this, this is what is known as a super saiyan that has ascended past a super saiyan. Or, you can just call this a super saiyan 2.

oh, oh! :O

ho-hum, what a useless transformation. You've changed your hair, so what?

Just wait!

Has he really found a way to surpass an ascended super saiyan? Is that possible?

He must be bluffing. I mean, what would that make him? Double ascended?

And this!

Whaaat's he doing?!

Is! to go even further beyond!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

No, stop it Goku! If you do this now its going to drain away all the time you have on earth. And I say you need every second of it as it is!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH





Its... unreal! How is he generating that much power?!

Do it dad!

Its... too much!

Huh? What's... going on? Goten's dad is putting out even more energy than before. I... I should go. I don't wanna get yelled at again.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Stop it! Stop it now Goku!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

It feels like the whole world is shaking apart! What is Goku doing? If he doesn't stop this, everything is going to be destroyed!

Please somebody make it stop. ;-;

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH



Oh shi-

I'm sorry that took so much longer than the others, but I haven't had much occasion to practice this one. This is what I call a super saiyan 3.

Ahhh... D:

oooh... :O

There's a super saiyan 3 now... :|