User blog comment:Draven, the Glorious Executioner/Introducing the Church of Draaaaaaaaaaaaaven/@comment-5824171-20131021012226

I, DWIMoonturtle, give myself to the church of Draaaaaaaaveeeeeeeeen.

First, though, I must make a confession... Once, I was mislead by inexperience; I played Teem_ for many a match.

I soon realised my folly, though, and sought, by the blade of Katarina and the scythe of Fiddlesticks, to kill the furry devil who had once taken my time, time which I can never regain.

I give myself, now, to the church of Draaaaaaaaaaaaaveeeeeeeeen, that I might repent my past misconduct and return to the path of righteousness, and overwhelmingly awesome facial hair.

Though I do not play well in the role of the ADC, and would therefore avoid playing Draaaaaaaaaveeeeeen, but I do this only in the interest of killing Teem_.

And so I ask now; will you accept me, despite my past mistakes, into your church of Draaaaaaaaveeeeeeeen? I will do everything in my power to destroy Teem_, its mushrooms, and all the evil it spreads. In the name of the moustached master of might and awesomeness, Draaaaaaaaaaaaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.