User:Kaori Emora/chat/logs/2013-09-14

[11:57:27] -!- RedMageStatscowski has joined Special:Chat [11:58:02]  uh, hi everyone [11:58:09]  hi [11:58:38] -!- SirAston has left Special:Chat [11:58:56]  I usually just lurk around, looking at blogs and the pages, but I've decided to enter the chat this time [11:59:41]  well, Riven wanted me to... [12:00:33]  Riven wanted you to, eh [12:00:47]  Who? [12:00:54]  Riven, the Exile [12:01:03]  it's a long story [12:01:11]  The actual champion? [12:01:20]  yeah [12:01:26]  Right.. [12:01:34]  and I thought Iak had problems [12:01:46]  same reaction as anyone I tell this to [12:01:51]  I've got 99 problems but the Lich ain't one. [12:02:08]  and I thought, being a League of Legends chat room, I'd have some people who believe me... [12:02:07] -!- Bloodstrider has joined Special:Chat [12:02:22]  no, we believe you [12:02:24] <Feirund> tell us more [12:02:42] <BryghtShadow> No don't believe Feirund [12:02:42] <Bloodstrider> Classes... are so boring ~_~ [12:03:09] <BryghtShadow> Hello Bs [12:03:11] <RedMageStatscowski> it was last year [12:03:12] <Feirund> believe me [12:03:18] <RedMageStatscowski> 14th September, last year [12:03:23] <RedMageStatscowski> was when it all started [12:03:26] <Bloodstrider> Hello Bs [12:03:54] <RedMageStatscowski> I joined a queue, the spot left was top lane [12:04:06] <RedMageStatscowski> back then, I only knew how to use ranged champions [12:04:15] <RedMageStatscowski> so I was about to pick Vladimir, my top laner back then [12:04:16] -!- TaC0CaT has joined Special:Chat [12:04:24] <Psykolog> *yawn* [12:04:26] <RedMageStatscowski> that's when I heard Riven [12:04:29] <TaC0CaT> ohai [12:04:36] <BryghtShadow> ohai TaC [12:04:38] <Bloodstrider> http://i.imgur.com/4U1E1Yr.jpg [12:04:43] <Psykolog> I'll come back when he starts to talk about his sexual prowess involving riven [12:04:58] <Feirund> maybe he's a pure one [12:05:04] <RedMageStatscowski> she... taught me how to use melee champions, how to jungle, which champions I should play [12:05:35] <BryghtShadow> So you're saying figuratively she told you to enter the chat room... [12:05:35] <RedMageStatscowski> and today is 1 year since I felt the connection [12:05:35] <Psykolog> fei [12:05:42] <RedMageStatscowski> and still together [12:05:43] <Psykolog> two things you should ask yourself [12:05:48] <Bloodstrider> The heck is happening [12:05:49] <Psykolog> 1) what defines a pure one [12:05:53] <Bloodstrider> Also psyk, opinion on that. [12:05:58] <Psykolog> 2) how long can anyone stay pure [12:06:01] <BryghtShadow> Riven told RedMage to enter chat room [12:06:06] <Psykolog> it refuses to load, blood [12:06:17] <Feirund> what does it have to do with her telling you to enter the chat though [12:06:20] <BryghtShadow> Absol [12:06:49] <RedMageStatscowski> just saying, Riven's been able to talk to me since [12:07:02] <RedMageStatscowski> and today, she wanted me to join the chat room, looking for Akali (the wiki Akali, not the champion) [12:07:03] <BryghtShadow> You might want to get that checked. [12:07:15] <Bloodstrider> Eh. [12:07:20] <Feirund> then you're in for some futanari pain [12:07:22] <Feirund> good luck [12:07:35] <Bloodstrider> http://imgur.com/4U1E1Yr [12:07:39] <RedMageStatscowski> she just wanted to say thanks for the blog post, is all [12:07:41] <Bloodstrider> how about now psyku ? [12:08:04] <TaC0CaT> Its a trap! Literally [12:08:05] <BryghtShadow> Right, I had a feeling it had something to do with Akali talking to you. [12:08:12] -!- Izkael has joined Special:Chat [12:08:19] <TaC0CaT> ohai iz [12:08:24] <Feirund> haven't you been listening [12:08:25] <Izkael> Hello [12:08:59] <Feirund> hey [12:09:06] <RedMageStatscowski> personally, I was hoping that you all, being league players too, would accept this... [12:09:12] <RedMageStatscowski> but I guess I was mistaken [12:09:14] <Bloodstrider> Izku, http://i.imgur.com/4U1E1Yr.jpg [12:09:20] <Bloodstrider> Accept what ? [12:09:27] <RedMageStatscowski> me having this connection with Riven [12:09:35] <Bloodstrider> What connection ? [12:09:41] <BryghtShadow> We've had our share of "This champion, is a physical manifestation and speaks to me" [12:09:45] <TaC0CaT> Riven the person or the champion? [12:09:53] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> champion [12:09:55] <RedMageStatscowski> Riven, the Exile [12:09:58] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> Oh great Lord taco [12:10:04] <RedMageStatscowski> the champion, gigantic sword, Noxian girl [12:10:07] <BryghtShadow> Riven the champ talks to Red Mage and says that they should talk to Akali, the user. [12:10:17] <BryghtShadow> right... [12:10:18] <TaC0CaT> It all makes sense now [12:10:31] <BryghtShadow> It's all IAmAkali's doing [12:10:38] <RedMageStatscowski> hey, I found the blog post [12:10:43] <BryghtShadow> why else would Riven have connections with Akali. [12:10:47] <TaC0CaT> We've all been there RedMage, but in the end we leave with broken hearts [12:11:01] <Feirund> not necessarily [12:11:07] <TaC0CaT> Urgot... my love [12:11:14] <RedMageStatscowski> hah, as if, 1 year and still connected is good [12:11:26] <BryghtShadow> The connection is one way [12:11:36] <BryghtShadow> She's cheating on you. [12:11:42] <Feirund> it would be interesting to believe you're mentally unsound [12:12:34] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> An udyr telling you to bitchslap people and then burn them afterwards [12:12:40] <Psykolog> feirund [12:12:43] <TaC0CaT> I know right? [12:12:48] <Psykolog> don't worry, this is not a belief [12:12:55] <Psykolog> this is a vision enforced by facts [12:12:58] <RedMageStatscowski> I tried getting a connection with other champions (such as my main, Sona), but no luck [12:13:07] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> Riot [12:13:11] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> make this an anime [12:13:12] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> now [12:13:14] <BryghtShadow> ”Get your hands off my Sona!" [12:13:16] <TaC0CaT> Sona is a mute [12:13:17] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> and make it kinda crappy [12:13:29] <Psykolog> you may believe that you're making yourself sound unique and interesting [12:13:29] <RedMageStatscowski> I play Sona as a mid laner [12:13:36] <Psykolog> you however are mistaken [12:13:46] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> Sona is still mute [12:13:53] <BryghtShadow> ”No, she's mine!" [12:13:59] <RedMageStatscowski> just saying, I don't play her support [12:14:05] -!- Felza has joined Special:Chat [12:14:08] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> WAT [12:14:12] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> hi felza [12:14:16] <BryghtShadow> She's land mine. [12:14:18] <TaC0CaT> ...and Bryght already called it [12:14:25] <TaC0CaT> ohai Fel [12:14:27] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> and I just realized who your name is from [12:14:28] <BryghtShadow> Hi Fel [12:14:37] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> from red mage in 8-bit theatre [12:14:42] <Felza> hey ya'll [12:14:52] <RedMageStatscowski> yeah, I made the name back when I was 8-bit theater fan [12:15:04] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> it made me laugh while it lasted [12:15:08] <RedMageStatscowski> it sort of stuck on me even until now [12:15:43] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> Look at my magix change the conversation [12:16:03] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> Im bored [12:16:07] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> im gonna watch MLP [12:16:54] <RedMageStatscowski> ... [12:17:20] <RedMageStatscowski> still can't believe not even the people here believes me, unbelievable [12:17:40] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> We're not addicts to league [12:17:44] <Bloodstrider> Redmage. [12:17:45] <RedMageStatscowski> I'm not either [12:17:47] <BryghtShadow> we just get tired of these "fictitious character speaks to me" [12:17:56] <Bloodstrider> you should hang around a bit more, and talk with akali when he comes. [12:18:07] <BryghtShadow> I get tired* [12:18:08] <Psykolog> sigh [12:18:17] <BryghtShadow> Stop enabling [12:18:19] <TaC0CaT> Thats my shtick [12:18:22] <Psykolog> once again, there is pain [12:18:25] <RedMageStatscowski> that's what I plan to do, and what she wants me to do anyway [12:18:35] <Psykolog> they bring flame, they bring war [12:18:39] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> even the site I watch MLP on is acting up [12:18:42] <Psykolog> blood red drama's coming home [12:18:45] <BryghtShadow> Riven doesn't want you to talk to Akali. Akali wants you to talk to Akali. [12:18:45] <TaC0CaT> they bring hours of bore [12:18:46] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> damn you Older sister! [12:19:07] <RedMageStatscowski> I do get times where I wasn't aware of something in game, but Riven just dashes or jumps back in a rush [12:19:14] <RedMageStatscowski> turns out, enemy skillshots were incoming [12:19:18] <RedMageStatscowski> ones I wasn't even aware of [12:19:26] <Psykolog> that's called a "click" [12:19:30] <BryghtShadow> Turns out, it's your latency and subconscious. [12:19:34] <Psykolog> and "reflexes" [12:19:34] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> "A wild Nidalee max range spear appeared" [12:19:43] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> "Failed to dodge" [12:19:46] <BryghtShadow> How many games have you been playing? [12:19:49] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> *Dead* [12:20:06] <RedMageStatscowski> I have over 1000 wins recorded in game, I say about 150 are with Riven [12:20:14] <BryghtShadow> So then it's your reflexes. [12:20:27] <RedMageStatscowski> did I say she moved back BEFORE the projectile appeared? [12:20:31] <BryghtShadow> Yes [12:20:38] <RedMageStatscowski> how about this then [12:20:43] <Psykolog> that's called "being aware" [12:20:46] <RedMageStatscowski> I was focused on the middle lane where a fight was breaking [12:20:50] <RedMageStatscowski> Riven moving through the jungle [12:20:54] <BryghtShadow> You're basically arguing for the existence of "god" [12:20:57] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> give us plausible proof [12:21:02] <Feirund> try as you might, dude [12:21:02] <Psykolog> he can't, garen [12:21:03] <RedMageStatscowski> Talon jumped on her from a brush [12:21:04] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> and then we might believe [12:21:13] <TaC0CaT> "the athore coments al totol lies!" [12:21:14] <RedMageStatscowski> she just fought back and killed her [12:21:16] <Psykolog> he uses the good ol' "prove me wrong" fallacy [12:21:24] <RedMageStatscowski> and I wasn't even aware she was under attack [12:21:24] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> her [12:21:27] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> so she killed herseld [12:21:30] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> herself* [12:21:30] <RedMageStatscowski> did I say Talon? [12:21:34] <BryghtShadow> Talon is female, guys. [12:21:36] <RedMageStatscowski> I meant Katarina [12:21:38] <Bloodstrider> okay [12:21:41] <RedMageStatscowski> wrong noxian [12:21:42] <Feirund> get your own story straight [12:21:43] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> ERMAHGERD [12:21:44] <Bloodstrider> someone explain why my team has 4 bans [12:21:46] <BryghtShadow> You're delusional then [12:21:49] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> TERLERN ERS FERMERL [12:21:55] <Psykolog> because bug, blood [12:21:56] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> blood [12:21:58] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> magix [12:22:01] <TaC0CaT> Honest mistake, they can both blinkstrike [12:22:12] <Psykolog> ^ [12:22:15] <BryghtShadow> Also, champions fight back [12:22:17] <Psykolog> I do confuse them from time to time [12:22:25] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> except kat has damage and is easier to kill than talon by using a riven [12:22:29] <BryghtShadow> unless you tell them explicitly to stop doing anything [12:22:32] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> kat's [12:22:33] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> * [12:22:43] <RedMageStatscowski> Riven used her skills... [12:22:50] <Psykolog> you pressed the buttons* [12:22:51] <BryghtShadow> God used his skills. [12:23:01] <RedMageStatscowski> my screen was elsewhere [12:23:02] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> Know what else? [12:23:08] <Psykolog> yeah, we believe you [12:23:08] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> white and black magix [12:23:12] <Psykolog> totally [12:23:16] <BryghtShadow> Your buttons are statically positioned. [12:23:17] <Psykolog> you have utterly convinced us [12:23:33] <Psykolog> since you don't need to convince us anymore go annoy some other people somewhere else with your lies [12:23:37] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> "Psyk used Sarcasm on Redmage!" "It's super effective!" [12:23:42] <RedMageStatscowski> lies? [12:23:55] <Bloodstrider> Oh well [12:24:00] <Bloodstrider> looks like wu vs jax top [12:24:01] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> Everything is a lie [12:24:01] <RedMageStatscowski> say something unbelievable, get called a liar... [12:24:02] <Bloodstrider> >_> [12:24:03] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> EVERYTHING [12:24:10] <RedMageStatscowski> even when it's true [12:24:17] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> Say you saw a real life unicorn [12:24:21] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> no one would believe ya [12:24:27] <TaC0CaT> say something unbelievable without proof, get called a liar, thats how the world works [12:24:28] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> I think....... [12:24:31] <BryghtShadow> You're making fabrications just to try and convince us that "Riven" has AI. [12:24:33] <Psykolog> there's a difference between "unebelievable" and "impossible and said by a visibly confused and unfocused person" [12:24:52] <BryghtShadow> Go file a bug report. [12:24:53] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> unbe* [12:25:16] <Psykolog> you want to be interesting, and you manage to be... by being interestingly dumb. [12:25:27] <RedMageStatscowski> ... [12:25:32] <TaC0CaT> Maybe she is self aware already`? [12:25:34] <Psykolog> not unique, though : we get a lot of people like you. [12:25:40] <BryghtShadow> this is why Akali shouldn't be making 3 accounts.... [12:25:47] <TaC0CaT> 4* [12:25:47] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> Self-Awareness is dangerous [12:25:52] <Psykolog> a common point among them is their incredible and definitive knowledge of Truth. [12:26:17] <RedMageStatscowski> no, I can still hear Riven [12:26:24] <BryghtShadow> You're delusional. [12:26:25] <Psykolog> take pills [12:26:32] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> Apparently [12:26:34] <Psykolog> they will overwrite your personality and remove the voices [12:26:35] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> he's not deaf [12:26:44] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> he can hear riven's in-game lines [12:26:48] <Psykolog> ^ [12:26:51] <BryghtShadow> That's exactly the same statement that "I can hear God" says. [12:26:53] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> HURRAY [12:27:05] <Psykolog> how do you know you hear riven and not the voice actor that voices her [12:27:08] <Felza> lol [12:27:38] <RedMageStatscowski> because it's lines not mentioned in game [12:27:43] <BryghtShadow> So you're insane [12:27:49] <Psykolog> now now, bryght [12:27:52] <BryghtShadow> Have I said that you're insane? [12:27:53] <Psykolog> use the proper terminology [12:27:54] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> can I caps lock?\ [12:27:59] <BryghtShadow> No, you cannot. [12:28:03] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> can I caps lock my sarcasm? [12:28:09] <TaC0CaT> Don't listen to them RedMage, they are only jealous of your connection [12:28:15] <TaC0CaT> Your gift [12:28:17] <TaC0CaT> your power [12:28:24] <Psykolog> he's a nutjob, not insane [12:28:27] <BryghtShadow> I'll connect with Riven, if you know what I meam. [12:28:28] <TaC0CaT> your reason to exist [12:28:49] <TaC0CaT> Spread the word [12:28:53] <TaC0CaT> find more followers [12:28:57] <TaC0CaT> that is the way of Riven [12:28:58] <Psykolog> did you know that your precious riven partakes in dubious activities with strangers and releases tapes ? [12:29:01] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> post it on twitter [12:29:13] <Psykolog> riven porn is pretty well-known [12:29:18] <Feirund> exactly [12:29:18] <Psykolog> among LoL fappers [12:29:27] <Feirund> your pure maiden has been a lie all along [12:29:28] <BryghtShadow> She does indecent activities with Irelia, Shyvana, Quinn, and Akali. [12:29:33] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> now [12:29:39] <Feirund> you forgot the rest of the champions [12:29:44] <BryghtShadow> No, just those 4 [12:30:00] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> go read something that someone (The artist guy who made LoL doujins) made [12:30:02] <BryghtShadow> Harem [12:30:02] <Psykolog> you're mistaking reality for iak's mind, bryght [12:30:03] <Feirund> ask the Inner Circle of Internet [12:30:07] <TaC0CaT> Lies, there is no proof, heretics! [12:30:12] <Felza> Alright [12:30:14] <Felza> I shall brb [12:30:16] <Felza> Cya'll [12:30:17] <Psykolog> now I go eat [12:30:19] <BryghtShadow> bye [12:30:23] <Psykolog> keep proving that guy wrong for me [12:30:31] <Psykolog> while I'm stuffing myself full [12:30:32] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> EXACTLY [12:30:34] <TaC0CaT> ohbai Fel [12:30:35] -!- Felza has left Special:Chat [12:30:38] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> there is NO proof [12:30:48] <Feirund> of what [12:30:57] <TaC0CaT> Riven [12:31:01] <BryghtShadow> Proof died. [12:31:07] <BryghtShadow> RIP Proof. [12:31:18] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> were you absent until the riven porn was mentioned? [12:31:30] <Feirund> who are you asking [12:31:38] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> R.I.P. Proof E. Vidence [12:31:40] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> you [12:31:42] <BryghtShadow> mhm [12:31:46] <TaC0CaT> It does not exist, its a fabrication by unbelievers [12:31:52] <Feirund> I wasn't motivated enough until Riven porn was mentioned [12:31:59] <BryghtShadow> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proof_%28rapper%29 [12:32:01] <RedMageStatscowski> ... [12:32:05] <Feirund> go play super deepthroat and Riven'll talk to you plenty [12:32:16] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> look at us talk about riven porn [12:32:17] <Feirund> you can even write her dialogues for her [12:32:21] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> yaaaaaaaay [12:32:25] <BryghtShadow> shh [12:32:35] <RedMageStatscowski> We're leaving, we'll wait until Akali comes on [12:32:46] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> What would akali do if he was here right now?\ [12:32:46] <RedMageStatscowski> sheesh, and I thought the people here would be a little more mature... [12:32:51] <Feirund> stop -cough cough - forcing it down my throat [12:32:56] <BryghtShadow> Mature, hahahahaha [12:32:58] <Feirund> it can't go in any deeper [12:33:04] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> Define "mature" [12:33:16] <BryghtShadow> nnature [12:33:21] <TaC0CaT> Oh god. he says "we" [12:33:28] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> How do you talk perfect English with a cock down your throat [12:33:30] <TaC0CaT> This is a lost cause [12:33:36] <BryghtShadow> Akali will really love you. Love you lots. [12:33:39] <Feirund> go talk to some venerable dude [12:33:50] <Feirund> and see what he says [12:33:52] -!- Izkael has left Special:Chat [12:33:54] <TaC0CaT> Its not that HARD Garen, HUEUHUEUHUE [12:34:02] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> hue [12:34:08] <Feirund> she says those things [12:34:10] <BryghtShadow> Stop making this joke LONG [12:34:11] <Feirund> when you take it out [12:34:13] <GaReN'SFoRNooBS> to hue, or not to hue [12:34:13] <Feirund> duh [12:34:23] -!- RedMageStatscowski has left Special:Chat