User blog comment:Dragonzzilla/Dragonzzilla's Champions/@comment-5924090-20131212032008/@comment-5331854-20131212101209

Rugged Teemo. Screw cuteness, because American Kirby is Hardcore! Grimdark, nao! Maturize everything, hardboil the yordles until they are no longer distinguishable from coal! Let's get our AAA-Hollywood-thinking caps on!

... Joking's aside, Rugged Teemo would sound interesting, since he's borderline psychotic to begin with.