Talk:Troubleshooting/@comment-94.69.85.209-20111201135357/@comment-3107063-20111201141013

We here at Riot care deeply about your gaming satisfaction. Our crack squad of engineers are already en route to the source of the problem and will have things back up and running at optimal performance in a jiffy. Thank you for bringing this problem to our attention. Have a nice day and remember our motto here at Riot: "Sex can wait, masturbate".