Talk:Jarvan IV/@comment-203.177.74.144-20130204154416

Im not excited over the new J4 skin cause we all know what the best J4 skin is the "COMMANDO",

Cause nothing feels better than going into battle waving a BIG-ASS DICK around bitch-slapping people with it.

Heck you can even extend it to poke (like a real mans junk would do in real life) to annoy or destroy bitches.

Want to piss of enemies even further? Then throw a small version of your "WEAPON"(junk) to represent what theirs look like to humiliate them even further than show them what a real WEAPON should look like, then slap them with it silly.

Finally thrust that big ass DICK to the ground and fuck it real hard until a crater appears just to prove how strong it is then finish them off by slapping them with it.

COMMANDO J4 is the real MAN!!!