User blog comment:Commander Marko/Who's the prettiest of them all?/@comment-8802138-20140630141501/@comment-4290320-20140630220602

Secret Passive: Whenever Nami increases her *cough* breast size via respiration, surrounding male units get nosebleeds.

Units with nosebleeds lose 1% of their max health over 3 seconds.

If Nami were to increase her *coughs blood* breast size beyond a certain point, all male and female (ladies goin lesbo) suffer massive nosebleeds, losing 20% of their max health each second until they die. (Sorry, )