Talk:Ezreal/@comment-4550042-20111024163243/@comment-2124153-20111024203259

Oh please. You roll in here like you were God's gift to Ezreal players, telling people what they "need", and asserting that anyone who doesn't rush Sheen "doesn't know Ez"? Sorry to break this to you kiddo, but once you get out of whatever low-elo swamp that you're in where people run right into your Mystic Shots, you're going to find out real quick that everyone with a brain uses minions for protection and counter-builds Armor against you. Rushing Sheen guarantees that you're going to get worked by a good player, because the 2-second cooldown combined with Ezreal's low base AD dooms your damage output.

1) I don't need your permission to run with AD runes, son. They don't just "work for me", they are uniquely well-suited for Ezreal because of his AD ratios and starting item flexibility. Saying that someone "needs" ArPen runes is hilarious.

2) Get your money back. Ezreal's base MP/5 is 7.0, +0.65 per level. A full set of scaling MP/5 Clarity is 0.585 per level. At level 5, let's say, this is not even one extra Mystic Shot per minute. This is not spamming anything, except perhaps your mouth.

3) Sheen is great for harassing morons that don't know how to deal with Ezreal. Everyone else just lets you shoot minions and waste the proc.

4) This is fine for tower pushing. This is not fine for teamfights. Don't buff your team unless it makes sense, and unless you are playing AP Ezreal is usually does not make sense. Hit the enemy DPS champions, unless they are way out of range. Or better yet, use your ult to stack the passive, or pre-fight pokes from Q.

I don't care if you care to argue. You're wrong, and if you want to run away with your tail between your legs, that's fine with me.

By the way, Ezreal with Cloth Armor + 5 pots and flat Armor Seals will godstomp you in mid. Your team will need a spatula to peel you off the ground. There's a 30 Armor differential between the two of you, and he has 1000 HP sustain to your 400. That is such a huge difference that the other Ezreal can basically stand inside minions and autoattack you right in the face. You either die, or you get denied.

It doesn't even get better when you go back for your Sheen, either, since he's going back to get a Wriggle's Lantern. Now the the Armor differential is FORTY-THREE, he has +23 AD to your + bupkis AD, the 18% lifesteal erases all of your harass, he can push harder than you because of the minion proc, and he even has a free ward to protect against ganks!

Time for a true display of skill, etc.