User blog:Purebreaker/Peacock, The Murder-Go-Round

Peacock, The Murder-Go-Round is a custom champion in League of Legends.

Lore
Once a war orphan slave named Patricia Watson, Peacock’s body was gruesomely mutilated by slave traders that captured her. She was rescued by Dr. Avian’s Anti-Skullgirls Labs, and rebuilt with a reality-defying arsenal of biomechanical weaponry: the Argus System augmented her body, and the Avery Unit gave her access to unprecedented weaponry.

Alas, they couldn’t do anything for her mind: Peacock’s damaged psyche and abiding love of cartoons shaped her new “toys” into a terrifying gang of cronies, whom she has no qualms using to paint the town red… with blood. As terrifying as she is, she may be the kingdom’s best bet against the Skullgirl.

Quotes
Upon Selection

"Soitenly!"

Movement

(TBA)

Attacking

"Time to paint the town red!"

"I've heard of armed and dangerous, but this is ridiculous!"

"It's the fuzz!"

"A puddy-tat!"

"Of couse you know, this means war."

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a knuckle sammich today!"

"Here-a we go!"

Taunt

"Yer outta here!"

Joke

" "BOARD" to death! "

'''Upon using BANG! BANG! BANG!'''

"Garbage day!"

"Reach for the sky!"

Upon using The Hole Idea

"Open, says me!"

"Hocus-poke-you!"

"Zoom-za-da-boom!"

Upon using Argus Argony

"Eyes... of Argus!"

"Argus AGONY!"

Upon using Goodfellas

"The gang's all here!"

"All together now!"

Upon Death

"Et-tu, brute..."

"Sufferin' succotash..."

"You're despicable..."

"You disgust me."

"I smell bread..."

Upon winning the match

"No sense in bumpin' gums."

"Wham!... Right in the kisser."

"That's all, forks!"

"Ain't I a stinker?"

Upon killing an enemy champion

"Either you're dead, or my watch has stopped."