Talk:Jarvan IV/Background/@comment-50.103.5.185-20120322000443

So, Jarvan picked up a new girlfriend...Shyvana. I can only imagine how awkward the conversation if they made an "accident".

King Lightshield III: 'I see you returned. In your last letter, you mentioned that you slayed another dragon?"

Jarvan: "Actually, sire, I uh...I LAYED a dragon."

King Lightshield III: "What ever do you mean?.....My grandchild?!...YOUR HEIR IS A WHAT?!"