Talk:Jax/Background/@comment-5561377-20121221140055/@comment-62.1.237.36-20130221165645

Jax has watched so many summoners failing such big time and sucking such Gonzilla bazoonkas that he's now disgusted to report much to old Reggie...

Imagine his reports:

"90% talked about hypothetical sex with mothers"

"8% talked about hypothetical sex with fathers"

"99% never had sex"

...