Talk:Cho'Gath/Background/@comment-68.185.236.205-20110410024105/@comment-62.1.128.49-20120829000445

Once upon a time, there was a tinie weenie lil voidling named Chogy. One day, a particularily eccentric Summoner called Chogy upon the world but could not contain him, because he ate the fridge. He became big and strong, and bigger, and stronger, and.... well... much bigger and stronger.

Then he travelled the world and learned of Science, Art, Philosophy, and good old-fashioned etiquette. But he had aquired a bad habit, not unlike those who generally practice old-fashioned etiquette: He developed a taste for buggery.

Thus, he came to the League, seeking for countless naab bums to infiltrate and silicone booubs to pinch with his gentlemanly, albeit gigantic, extra-dimensional pincers.

The End.