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 * Vi DefacedSquare.png FATHANDS


 * Piltover Crest icon.png LAME-TOVER


 * Blast Shield.png WUSSY VEST
 * Vault Breaker.png FAIL TRAIN
 * Denting Blows.png LOVE TAPS
 * Excessive Force.png INSUFFICIENT FORCE
 * Assault and Battery.png POLICE BRUTALITY


 * Vi sTaNdS fOr STUPID. RuNnInG aLL oVeR ToWn WiTh SiLLy CaitlynSquare.png HaT LaDy, VI CoUlDnT sOlVe a CrImE iF A CrImiNaL sNuCk Up BeHiNd HeR aNd ShOt HeR iN tHe HeAd - I MeAn TuRnEd HeRsElF iN - WaiT WhaT wAs I sAyIng? oH YeAh, VI DoEsEnT GeT iT: RuLeS aRe MeAnT To Be BrOkEn, LiKe BuIlDiNgS, Or PeOpLe!!! IlL Be bAcK sOoN EnOuGh. No OnE DIE sCrEaMiNg WiThOuT ME!!!!