User blog:Parrrley/Serrah, the Surivor of Tomorrow

Serrah is not a champion in League of Legends.

Quotes
Upon Selection

For the day after tomorrow.

Attacking

''This isn't because of you ... this is because of me.'' This isn't personal. Killing is just what I do. Another day in the life of me. I hope this isn't the last one. Good ol' times! I'm used to this. Maybe they got something to loot. Easy targets are the best. I hope my crossbow doesn't break again. I only need one shot. This is gonna be an easy one. Don't cry, everyone's gotta at some point.

'Upon landing a critical strike

That must have hurt. Easy! ''Good shot, Serrah. Thanks, Serrah!'' This why I'm still here! I'm just too good!

Upon spawning

''This place seems so ... peaceful.'' ''There's war here? Do you know what war is?'' ''I was expecting more ... mayhem. Kinda disappointed.''

Movement

''What's that smell? Is that fresh air?'' ''I don't see any corpses? Weird.'' Flowers smell a lot better than dead people, let me tell you that much. ''Is that water? Like, drinkable water?'' ''This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen! Well, it's the first one but still!'' ''Nature's pretty cool, I can get used to this. ... We'll still kill someone, right?'' ''So I can just go back and like buy food and stuff ... that I earned from killing things ... Nice!''

Upon attacking Zombie Brand, Zombie Nunu, Yorick, Sion, or Urgot

This reminds me of my childhood.

Upon buying anything sword-like

''I have a crossbow ... what did I buy that for?!'' ''Looks cool! Kinda useless for me but looks cool!''

Upon buying Blade of the Ruined King

''Ruined King? Which one?'' How did you combine a cutlass and a bow into this?

Upon buying Recurved Bow or Runaan's Hurricane

''Can I get this but in crossbow form? You don't have crossbows? *sighs* Okay...''

Upon scoring a kill

(These are played outloud for nearby players to hear)

Making mama proud! Just like mama taught me! No problem for Serrah! Did you see that, mama?!

Upon scoring a kill with less than 20% health

That was closer than I'd like to admit.. ''This one put up quiet the fight! I like it!'' Close but not close enough!

Joke

TBA

Taunt

TBA

Upon recalling

Gonna get me some food!

Short Bio
Serrah is a young woman from a far-off future where technology and industry covers all of Runeterra. An unknown cause shortly before Serrah was born drove the world into an apocalyptic, chaoticly anarchistic world where everyone fought for themselves and their loved ones. While scavenging Serrah activated an old machinery which teleports her into the current time in Zaun, where she is recruted as a soldier due to her pragmatic inventiveness, battle skill, tenacity, and her ability to somehow always get out alive.