Talk:Malzahar/@comment-118.168.216.199-20121007081416/@comment-194.219.215.82-20121013195658

I love KSing. It makes me feel alive. It makes me feel pleasure. It tingles my pleasure points with sensual, warm energy.

I also love to read bitching in game chat/all chat. It makes me feel erotically aroused. It makes me feel like a Man. A Manly man. An ally wasting precious seconds out of his unnessecary life to type "ks noob!" is an ally that could be best described as a lover to me. The way I orgasm when I read such noobness makes me feel as if we were true Lovers. Soulmates.

I also love it when I pretend farming minions then blast a low health enemy minion with E Maleficus OrgasmaVision near an enemy champion, open Ignite/Morello's and give him the Yog-Sothothian gaze of sensuous anus-stretching. All while the allies autoattack him to get the kill, eventually giving it to me.

SO SEXY.