Talk:Ahri/@comment-25223119-20170202191709/@comment-4091261-20170223165253

"You need only dunk." --Dunkmaster

The only thighs I am concerned with are chicken thighs. Otherwise, I would be all over.

These thoughts and psyching out is find and dandy until you encounter an enemy who kills the enemy in 2 shots. This is the degree of overwhelming force to be equivalent to all those tactics. The simplest tactics are the hardest to maintain as they require a stupendous amount of shattered will.

Leaving a dent as permanent as destroying a turret is one of the testaments to raw power. As such, if one goes as far as destroying multiple turrets--it destroys the sanctity of the enemies' will while physically granting your team an overall lead.

When a squirrel faces the headlights in the dead of night, the squirrel must either flee or die. There is no time to think of other options when a player finds oneself as weak as the squirrel.