User:Erikah Mabayo/MarthaD

Champion Select
Pick
 * There's no turning back, Noire. Let's do this together.

Ban
 * Ehe, let's get back to training then.

Upon Starting a Game

 * So this has been just started then.
 * I just had enough butterfly knives latel-- oh, it's time now.
 * I wonder if I face Noxians here...?
 * The whole thing to do here is to crush the enemy Nexus, nothing else...
 * Is it worth killing everyone out of my sight either...?

Upon Starting a Game with 3 or more Allied Champions are Noxians
 * And here we go. We meet again, fellow Noxians.
 * Looks like we've fight alongside each other once more.
 * Martha and Noire: THIS. IS. NOXUS.
 * Now things have gotten to be more interesting.
 * Looks like I've gone from retirement for now.
 * Now such Noxians need me once more.

Upon Starting a Game with 3 or more Allied Champions are Noxians but Martha is on her "Demacian Martha"
 * Whoops. I end up in a wrong neighborhood. Whatever.
 * So I just suit a disguise for our team? Interesting...
 * Okay, this has gone a bit more embarrassing for the Noxus...
 * Damnit, I was on my wrong outfit!

Upon Starting a Game with 3 or more Allied Champions are Demacians
 * So things has been turned around then.
 * So this is the best of the Demacian group.
 * What a reverse psychology...
 * So this is a twisted fate.

Upon Starting a Game with 3 or more Allied Champions are Demacians (except ) but Martha is on her "Demacian Martha"
 * Demacia. Now, and forever.
 * DEMACIAAAAA!!!!
 * Martha and Noire: DEMACIA!!!
 * This is correct for disguising as a Demacian soldier...

Upon Starting a Game with another Darkin (including )
 * It's nice to see another Darkin here.
 * Now a Darkin's fighting side-by-side, ain't it...?

Upon Starting a Game with another Martha (usually One For All-like modes)
 * When did I just saw a clone of myself...? This was unusual.
 * Okay, this was too tedious.
 * So this is basically a mirror match, huh?

Upon Starting a Game with 
 * That's... rad. Nice to see you then.
 * I like for the ones like you if you don't stand against me,.

Upon Starting a Game with 
 * Now this is a one-hell-of-a-pain argument in the end...
 * Okay now, I'm not your enemy despite of my different persona.

Upon Starting a Game with 
 * Now it's time for me to side with another wanderer.
 * Care for the duel after the end of the game, ?

Movement

 * Hope or despair is depended on one's fate.
 * Such despair can be twisted into hope, or something even worse.
 * There's a lot of ways to twist a bad situation...
 * I can be as difficult to use, if you're not getting it, get back to where we fight against dummies...
 * Fate can be twisted, and mostly by your own.
 * A path can be changed at anytime.
 * Most people are so forgetful about the Darkin nowadays, they have to find more clues about it.
 * Man, I wanted to fight.
 * Now, who needs a map?
 * If I have to hear a Pentakill song, that'll be fine.
 * (yawn) This can be a good move then.
 * I can't be as fast as or what  was runnin' about, but I can be such a powerful one.
 * I like witching hours.
 * I don't know if things getting worse or better time to time either.
 * So most people depends on kills, what is important is pushing yourself until you crush the Nexus...
 * I wonder how this game will last, Noire?
 * Noire: I don't even know, dear.
 * 3:00AM is a good time.
 * Noire: Not for most.

Upon offensive stance
 * At least I'm not that freakin' killer nor the grammar ...
 * I would be fine if someone idiot burns in my light.
 * A challenge is a challenge. Where's the challenger...?
 * Now, who's up for a challenge?
 * I'm ready to fight. Let's get it on.
 * Who shall I kill?
 * Noire: Hmmm....
 * If that Nexus is done...
 * Noire: ...then it's game over..

Upon defensive stance
 * If these enemies are up to get me, it's their doom... probably if I did it right.
 * Time to get back to training then.
 * Looks like it's up for them to fight now.
 * If there's a Mortal Reminder to these minions out of my way.
 * I heard that my challengers are getting stronger time to time. Time to get stronk.
 * Things are getting complicated...
 * I hear the voices in my head...
 * Noire: They council me, they understand...
 * They talk to me...

Attacking

 * Now it's a good time to fight.
 * Let's get it on.
 * I'm thirsty for a challenge, friend.
 * A fight.
 * For No-- oh wait.
 * It's time.
 * Might as well learn when I killed someone, ja?
 * Time to refine what I need to refine.
 * (yawn) Here goes.
 * Bring it on.
 * Clock tickens.

Joke

 * Whatever you got, come and fight. I'm just a human.
 * Let's race until one crashes to the enemy Nexus.
 * What a discorded fate.
 * Noire transforms into a pig.
 * No, not this.
 * Noire transforms into a ball.
 * Are you serious?

Joking against the enemy 
 * What's with all of these tails for?
 * I'm not sure how such relationship start when you charm me.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Now I have to face with a lot of cow milk...
 * Forgot to drink milk, err, I mean soy milk.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Ashes to ashes.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Okay, I see how you play sandcastles.
 * Do you bring a bucket to handle sand though?

Joking against the enemy 
 * Please don't hook me, just these friggin' minions instead.
 * Or even 's should you even hook?

Joking against the enemy 
 * Ooh, you're fired up. Keep it up.
 * It's just you getting fired.
 * YOU'RE FIRED! Oh wait you're not my student.

Joking against the enemy 
 * I missed drinking tea with my relatives.
 * Yeah, you should also eat cupcake either.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Nice... legs?
 * That's rad.

Joking against the enemy 
 * That reminds me of facing a bunch of Lamias during my journeys...
 * Yeah, Boots aren't applicable.

Joking against the enemy 
 * That's a humongous mistake right there.
 * You should eat instead. He gives you six stacks...

Joking against the enemy 
 * Rematch, you say?
 * Dunk em' up later on, you say.

Joking against the enemy 
 * MUNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... oh what the hell I am doing.
 * Noire: Get back to your concentration Martha!
 * Are you really a Doctor, Mundo?

Joking against the enemy 
 * Oh look it's Draaaaaaaaaaven.
 * Rematch, you say?
 * Probably if I get killed you had a chance to show yourself to the world.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Time to finish something... IMPOSSIBRU!!!

Joking against the enemy (Human Form)
 * That's good legs there.

Joking against the enemy (Spider Form)
 * What a crazy turnabout, sis.

Joking against the enemy 
 * E... Z? Damnit, I forgot what's his name...
 * G...G... EZ? Ugh.

Joking against the enemy 
 * I prefer your old you.
 * French toast days...

Joking against the enemy 
 * What's up, playa?
 * So I just saw a secondary... ...

Joking against the enemy 
 * I thought your name's reminded me of something.
 * This is why I hate being ganked by mom sometimes...

Joking against the enemy 
 * DEMACIAAAAAAAAAA!!! Eh.
 * NOXXXUUUUSSSSS!!! That's preferred.

Joking against the enemy (if Martha was at her "Demacian Martha" skin)
 * NOXXXUU-- oh s#@*.
 * How's that feel doing push-ups even you are still wearing armor?

Joking against the enemy 
 * Maybe it's okay to start another beer party at the end of the game?
 * Ugh, I don't want lemon parties.

Joking against the enemy 
 * I used to smoke.
 * May I borrow one of your cigar at the end of the game though?

Joking against the enemy 
 * Making dongers, interesting.
 * Sorry, no, I don't have a donger present.

Joking against the enemy 
 * At least you don't have smaller blades like I do...

Joking against the enemy 
 * I wonder why people revere you as a goddess...

Joking against the enemy 
 * I'm not sure how you will exact your revenge soon.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Not even some yellow rat I've reminded of...
 * It's all about teamtwer... bleh, teamwork.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Hoo boy, this is what I wonder about Anonymous people...
 * A... Guy Fawkes mask? Interesting.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Staying cool is like being.
 * Sometimes it is getting incomprehensible...

Joking against the enemy 
 * Now it's all about spearing until it counts to 3.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Most people know "karma is a b&#%^" but it's totally different if one knows how to twist it.
 * I'm also meditating regularly. So it can be a decent counter somehow...

Joking against the enemy 
 * Pentakill! PENTAKILL!

Joking against the enemy 
 * Blink here, blink there... I somehow don't get it...
 * Childhood memories...

Joking against the enemy 
 * John Kennen. Interesting...
 * Now this is what I call "small but terrible".

Joking against the enemy 
 * So this is what I'm wondering about, some creatures want to be perfect...
 * Not even a certain would do...

Joking against the enemy 
 * LeBron, LeBronze... oh damnit.
 * French toast days...

Joking against the enemy 
 * I hate the sun, damnit.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Okay, that's some different Ice...
 * But still such aura is different, too.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Senna? Who's Senna?

Joking against the enemy 
 * What a deluxe way to fight you.
 * Just to be clear, I don't like getting rooted.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Okay, here's the Rock, and the Rock Bottom hits.
 * If there's some cold stone right here...

Joking against the enemy Martha
 * Ooh, a mirror match indeed.
 * You versus yourself. What a creative idea.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Master... weeeeeee~

Joking against the enemy 
 * So that's the source of misfortune... that wasn't even such days...
 * That was a different "ganked-by-mom" term...

Joking against the enemy 
 * So this one wants his empire back. Interesting.
 * Sorry, I'm a ret- er, I'm retired.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Is your name Morgana Freeman?

Joking against the enemy 
 * If there's balls to tame this dog.
 * Did I just remind me of throwing a ball to this cutie pi-- oh wait.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Show me your true side, Nid.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Now this ain't frozen cold as a snow.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Whoa, that's how technology works at the time.
 * A ball as a weapon? I wonder...
 * Dodgeball days but with a twist...

Joking against the enemy 
 * Sucks you can't upgrade my weapons...
 * No thanks, I got Wasp and Widow Schrond whom I befriended before.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Now this is some real fight.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Okay, this ain't a troll.
 * So this was a banhammer? Interesting.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Quills and feathers, and this ain't anarchic as ...
 * Oh, hey, her partner is just Valor and it ain't.

Joking against the enemy 
 * 's right, bunch of women like him, but I'm more of a different one.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Ok.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Now this one wants me to show how to get myself rekt.
 * Or so does the creeps.

Joking against the enemy 
 * So this is how cats hunt other puss-in-boot types of cats.
 * Not even what would do.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Cry a.
 * At least you look for the future.
 * I wonder how much should find the true murderer which is, I suspect, her.

Joking against the enemy 
 * This is why I'm ready for.
 * Okay, a Rumbling machine.

Joking against the enemy 
 * So that's how - has been applied...
 * Now he wants people, but he is like in a different way.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Hoo boy, not a killer clown...

Joking against the enemy 
 * A Half-Dragon... interesting, very interesting.
 * That should make up most of my experience when I know how to kill her.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Fight and still fight. Now this is interesting match-up.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Now at these annoying boomerangs.
 * Should I mind not to get into a way...

Joking against the enemy 
 * Urgh, now I have to test my abilites to defeat Bruce Swain-- er Jericho Swain.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Alright, here goes a game of dodgeball.
 * Dodge, duck, dip, dive and... dodge.
 * Things I hate is, these players know how to dodge the queue.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Don't ever eat me, you perv.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Rocks. But hey, that is something...

Joking against the enemy 
 * Now most assassins do jump.
 * But I don't know if they could catch me down.
 * Jumpers nowadays.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Now this is outrageous.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Meanwhile how to cure my blindness when I get hit.

Joking against the enemy 
 * So this is Thresh prince.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Now this is a clearly-unique fighter right there, but friendly at the same time.
 * But bombing around like ...

Joking against the enemy 
 * Reminds me of yellow barbarians elsewhere...

Joking against the enemy 
 * Too ironic of a name.
 * Or its fate is already twisted he keeps twisting it.

Joking against the enemy 
 * So there was someone who keeps twitching.

Joking against the enemy 
 * That's a lot of forms at once, this is weird...

Joking against the enemy 
 * Most Noxians rely on such weapon like this...

Joking against the enemy 
 * Now this is just a mere turnabout...

Joking against the enemy 
 * I'm looking for a lot of vinegar, ja?

Joking against the enemy 
 * I wonder what's left to the initials?
 * Vi.. cious... Vi... olent... Vicky... Turning?

Joking against the enemy 
 * Now there's some wanna-be creator out there. I don't get trust nowadays...

Joking against the enemy 
 * Put... in... a ward? Hold on, wrong name.
 * Kozlov's been here someday, but he's gone now.
 * Blood's everywhere, not even my Widow ones...

Joking against the enemy 
 * How's ?

Joking against the enemy 
 * Now this is getting interesting. An intelligent chipmunk. Er, monkey.
 * Oh, sentinent one, too.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Oh, how's ?
 * Xayah's now just a different side of, and her partner's not a bird nor a plane.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Seriously, you as a master? I don't get it.

Joking against the enemy 
 * So this is the source of "I can't pause it mom" jokes...

Joking against the enemy 
 * Dead chicks don't say no.

Joking against the enemy 
 * I'm not always on the shadows,.
 * Betrayal's fresh, that's what she.

Joking against the enemy 
 * Least it's not even throwing bombs to a country...

Joking against the enemy 
 * Hey, how's ?

Taunt

 * Why would I diss someone when "actions speak louder than words"?
 * I don't do taunting, like don't do damn jokes seriously.
 * This is just a waste of time...
 * No, summoner, no please.
 * Not today, summoner.
 * Just please no, summoner.

Upon Changing Stances
Upon going Defensive Stance
 * Damnit.
 * Aaargh.
 * Disassembled...
 * Oh boy.
 * Not again...
 * Time to protect myself...

'Upon going Offensive Stance
 * Noire!
 * Bring it on!
 * This is it!
 * Show time.
 * Deez nuts.
 * Here we go!
 * Alright!
 * Bazinga!

Upon Casting Wasp Strike / Widow Strike
First Cast (Wasp)
 * Here goes...
 * Wasp...
 * Hornet.
 * Bee.
 * Float like a butterfly...

Second Cast (Wasp)
 * ...nothing!
 * ...schrond!
 * ...strings in!
 * ...sting it!
 * ...sting like a bee!

Upon being interrupted (Wasp)
 * ...getting myself.
 * ...chong?
 * ...stings.
 * ...home... stuck.
 * ...ouch.

First Cast (Widow)
 * Here goes...
 * Widow...
 * Darkness...
 * Love...
 * You just made...

Second Cast (Widow)
 * ...nothing!
 * ...schrond!
 * ...conquers.
 * ...hurts.
 * ...the list!

Upon being interrupted (Widow)
 * ...gah!
 * ...chong?
 * ...quers?
 * ...wins?
 * ...damnit!

Upon being blocked by 's 
 * W-wha?
 * Bloody hell.
 * What a windy day...
 * Missed it...
 * Noire: Next time.

Upon Casting Demonic Rush
Offensive Stance
 * Here goes nothing!
 * Show yourself!
 * Here we go!
 * It's time!
 * Let it go!

Defensive Stance
 * Eh.
 * Hmph.
 * Yaaa!
 * Haa!
 * Ah.

Upon Casting Turnabout Persona

 * Noire: Show me your true persona.
 * Noire: Prove your worth.
 * Noire: Now prove to my very eyes...
 * Noire: Go...
 * Noire: Don't be a coward...

Upon casting Turnabout Persona against 
 * Noire: Show yourself.
 * Noire: Now go.

Upon Buying an Item

 * Interesting.
 * Nice buy.
 * What a deal.
 * I'll take that.
 * I wonder how this works.
 * Gotcha.
 * Close enough.
 * Whoa.

Upon buying 
 * Whoa. This one.

Upon buying 
 * Now this is useful.

Upon buying 
 * Now this is situational.

Upon buying 
 * What? Why this?

Upon having 3000+ Gold
 * Oh, I haven't bought something, why don't I?
 * I have enough gold somehow...
 * Am I ready to buy?

Upon having 5000+ Gold
 * Man, I should buy already.
 * I should buy something.
 * Summoner... look, gold.

Upon Killing a Minion/Monster

 * Who's up next?
 * Man, farming on the farm...
 * More minions and more minions.
 * Golden times.
 * Moving on...
 * More cash to get.
 * Here goes more cash.
 * Here comes the money. Yeah.
 * Money talk. Oh hold on...

Upon Killing an Enemy Champion

 * Who's next to fight?
 * Who's up next?
 * I want a new challenger now.
 * Go ahead now!
 * Days getting colder.
 * Now who's up?
 * I'm more thirsty now...
 * Ehe.
 * Go now!
 * Too much cat milk...

Upon killing an enemy Darkin (except Martha herself)
 * What a bloody fate...
 * I just... barely won this.
 * So I just... passed.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * I told not to charm me. I'm not a man after all.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Why hook me at the instant?

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Not again. Just no.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Just like all other Lamias.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Taking down the big show.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * And then, the end I just won this.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Yeah, got swerved again.
 * (sigh)

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Why me then?

Upon killing an enemy 
 * That's how mark your name.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * So I just won the duel myself.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Never gank your mom.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Never spin to lose.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Never raise your donger.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Never transform your blades.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * I'm a different one, Jarv. See?

Upon killing an enemy 
 * I guess you're not good enough to keep up.
 * Apprehended.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Yeah,.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Still can see you and catch up.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Maybe later you might get your violence right.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * LeBronze James detected.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Hoooo... Lee S#@!.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * I told you.

Upon killing an enemy Martha
 * (sigh) Finally.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Yi to wee.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Just nothing but black metal songs abide.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * So that's how Morgana banana ends.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * I like your style.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * That's what I'd expect from Berserkers. Bunch of good fighters.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Yeah, my weapons, please.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * That ain't worth the air queen.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Uh, no need.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * I wonder how was accused then?

Upon killing an enemy 
 * This... is hard.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * No joking.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * ...whoa.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Now I can dodge balls myself.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * (sigh) Why me then?

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Bronze V for this one.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * At least to kill the likes of you.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * I told you, I told you.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Just don't let me catch you.

Upon killing an enemy 
 * Why still remember the past?

Upon scoring a Double Kill
 * Ah, a dominance.
 * Man, I wanted more...
 * More please.
 * I'm ready for such a thing.

Upon scoring a Triple Kill
 * More... more!!!
 * I want more...
 * Come in, come in...!
 * Show yourself...!
 * I can't wait to see this happen...!

Upon scoring a Quadra Kill but failed to kill the last remaining Champion as the team aces
 * Aw...
 * Come on...
 * You can't...
 * Dammit...

Upon scoring a Penta Kill
 * (slurp) Maybe I should finish the game...?
 * Ehe, that was fun!
 * Let's do this again sometime.
 * Maybe you can score things by your own instead.

Upon Destroying a Turret

 * Swerved.
 * I'm probably going out of here.
 * Turret down.
 * Turret destroyed, folks.
 * And here we go.
 * Reminds me on some Noxian mission before...

Upon Placing a Ward

 * Just... in case.
 * Hoping for more challengers to show up.
 * I wonder...
 * So this is how one should plant it.
 * Sight placed.

Upon destroying a ward
 * Nope.
 * Nah.
 * Not today.
 * Shoo.
 * F&#^ outta here.

Upon Casting

 * I'm tired... I should go...
 * It's... good to go.
 * Sigh... good thing this happens...
 * I hope... I can go away...
 * I hope... this ain't warded...

Upon Death

 * Ah... ugh...
 * Ah... why...
 * Ah... damnit...
 * Damn... it...
 * You...

Upon being killed by 
 * What a day... sir.

Upon being killed by 
 * That's for ya.

Upon being killed by 
 * I know I should be wary of... you...

Upon being killed by 
 * That's a good... vengeance.

Upon being killed by 
 * You... made it.

Upon being killed by 
 * You... win.

Upon being executed by a monster early game
 * Agh... wrong move.
 * You know summoner... this hero is just hard to use right?
 * If you know... how to use my aura...

Upon being executed by a minion/turret
 * At least to get out...
 * Not today.
 * Ray... no way.