Talk:The Brutalizer/@comment-146.115.146.96-20110820193750/@comment-4334649-20110906004950

"Discovered in the year 1874, the brutalizer has forever been shrouded in mystery. However, it's true identity lies in the texts of Dr. Clark Wingo "The Brutalizer is a fossilized tyrannasaurous Rex phallic member, apparently the creature passed during the act of mating, hence the extremely hard nature of the object.". So remember, nothing penetrates like a T-Rex" That comment is full of win.