Talk:Rammus/@comment-202.124.135.206-20110923025910/@comment-67.177.8.139-20110925201924

"How to Troll as Rammus: a short Anecdote, in form of a script. Rammus: Why should I be the tank? Perhaps you other fellows can fill such a role. Viegar: Absurd! You're playing a champion designed for the 'tank' position! It is expected that you take the brunt of the damage given by our opponents before your unfortunate death. Rammus: My unfortunate death? Why should I charge in with my death as a given? I am hardly of a suicidal persuasion. Veigar: Poppycock! As a Rammus society demands that you take the abuse for us, and then die. And yet you desire otherwise and had the audacity to choose Rammus! Rammus: Why are you trying to force my hand and control my life? I am the one controlling this champion; I shall be the one to decide his build, whether it be to take or to give the damage. Veigar: You force too much complication into these matters! I was merely informing you that Rammus is a tank, I don't seek to... Fine. I see that you will not be persuaded. Go on and choose your own life then.

Result: Defeat."

Fixed. That. For. You.