User blog comment:Tridan V2/Milo, King of the Deep/@comment-5663427-20140314174244/@comment-214321-20140316141935

Pocohantus, the Injin Gurl

Passive - With the wind. Sees all units on map out of vision due to winds telling her. Q - Tree Grandma. Summons giant tree grandma to do stupid amounts of damage because fan creations have no balance. W - Raccoon Friend. Summons a worthless Raccoon that does nothing but occassionally claw at enemies for low damage. This is the kit's balance so we can allow other things to be OP. Causes enemy Nasuses to become unhostile during the summon duration. E - Swift as a Coursing River. Makes you go really fasst in the river. Crossreference for teh win. Ult - Dont Hurt my White Boyfriend. Use on enemy white male champion, they become untargetable by your allies and then they join your team by the power of love.