User blog comment:Draven, the Glorious Executioner/Introducing the Church of Draaaaaaaaaaaaaven/@comment-21633663-20131021133251

i hereby wish to abandon the lanes of mushrooms and bamboo.

i choose the path of his Draaaaaaaaaaaaveeeeeeeeeeeeness to wield and cleanse with the axes of judgement, and wish to be part of the church that worships his facial hair.

My sins shall be forgiven, and the furry devil shal be purged from this land.

Hail the Moustache.