Talk:Yorick/@comment-4664737-20121023135941

FUNNY STORY:

(Me and my friend playing with friends)

(Me lock in Lulu)

Friend: Okay, I'm gonna be Support Yorick!

(She said it AFTER I locked in Lulu)

Me: (Something snapped in me) MUST... PROTECT... ROLE...

Me: WATDAPAK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I'M THE SUPPORT HERE! GET YOUR ASS SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!

Friend: But I'm supporting! I'm much better supporting that you are!

Me: Oh, you didn't...

In-game:

Our line-up: Lulu, Zyra, Ezreal, Yorick (Exhaust and Teleport) and Hecarim

Enemy line-up: LeBlanc, Shyvana, Garen, Draven and Rammus

Me: SEE???!!! I'm much better at supporting than you are!!!

Friend: Oh, please. I have more damage in one ghoul that you have combined!

Me: THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A SUPPORT, YOU ****!!! YORICK'S A FIGHTER!!!

Friend: Oh, so that's supporting? Ez died while he was with you. Didn't happen when he was with me.

Me: Your SS, *****, brings anyone back for 10 sec.?

Friend: So that means I'm better at supporting than you?

Me: See that? I just turned Leb into a pussy!

Friend: That's because that's what you're only good at!

Me: And I just saved your ass with my SS for the nth time?

Friend: And let the carry die instead? That's not a good supporting.

(In the end, we ended up with a different build. Me AP. She AD. Zyra ended up supporting)

Friend: OMFG. You have more kills than Ez and Zyra. That's supporting?

Me: I'm letting you do the supporting because you need it more than I do.

Friend: Oh, so you mean I'm the better support?

Me: No, I'm LETTING you have it because this would be messed ip game if I didn't.

Ezreal: It's pretty messed up already.

Me and Friend: What was that? (Glares)

Ezreal: Nothing.

10 minutes later, attempting Baron steal:

Me: HAH!!! I stole the Baron, *****!!!

Friend: And let 2 people die for it?

Me: Envy much?

Moment of truth, both Nexus vulnerable, we have 2 Inhibitors down, they have 2 but 1 is respawning.

Me: Oh, well. It was a good game. We could've won if it weren't for the dirt-bag. OMG. She's using a Pentakill skin but in-game she penta-feeds.

Friend: (Keeps quiet)

(Hecarim and Ezreal attempts backdoor. Gets killed by Leb and Shyv)

(Exhanges by killing backdooring Draven)

(Enemy team invades)

Me: So where the hell is OUR SUPPORT?

(Me and others die defending)

(Defeat?)

Announcer: VICTORY!!! (Our team)

Our team: (0_0)!!! (0_o)??? \(o_o)/

Me: WHA-?! HOW-?!

Friend: Ward, baby, ward. (She had teleport)

Me: How the hell did you place it there?!

Friend: Heca.

Me: Ooohhh...

Me: But I'm still the better support.

Result chat:

M: I'M THE BETTER SUPPORT!

F: NO, I AM!!!

M: ME!!!

F: YEAH, RIGHT!!! YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR PIXIE UP YOUR ASS!!!

M: SAME WITH YOUR GHOULS!!!

F: YOU KILLED BARON, I KILLED NEXUS!!!

M: THAT WAS A FLUKE!!!

F: BUT STILL IT HAPPENED!!!

Our team and enemy team: =(-_-)=