Talk:Ezreal/@comment-33536623-20130925121047/@comment-5955640-20130930184026

I don't rememeber micheal being married and wasn't his kids like at least one of them spawned from a lady he never touched sexually?

Wait. This isn't a discussion I remotely want to have in the slightest nevermind.

Lux isn't exactly party blond. She's more yuppie blond. She's totally thinks Ezreal is cool because she doesn't know what cool really is.