User blog comment:Krufix/Randomness fix possibility/@comment-124.170.15.118-20120407072805

GP hits until he can crit, hides in a bush and parleys an unsespecting player, instakill.

Garen hits until he can crit, hides in a bush and spins, giving his spin base damage extra damage for every hit it deals, insta-rape.

Crits are RANDOM to make you want to take the odds into your hands and dive someone hopeing your 20% crit JUST happens to crit, instead of hitting 4 minions between every crit so you can crit the champion every time.