User blog:Heartlessmushroom/The Kid, Seeker of The Guy

The Kid, The seeker of The Guy is a custom champion in League of Legends.

Lore
The Kid is the only name that others manage to give to a young child carying a tiny gun and wearing a little red cape who's sudden appereance in Valoran caused little news.

He claims in constant repetition to be on an epic journey to become "The Guy". League Scholars are Uncertain on what or who "The Guy" is or represents to this child, but it must be something of great importance for someone like him  given how passionate he is about reaching such goal with such a limited arsenal.

However, observations soon suggested the true tragic existence of The Kid within the universe. He posseses a frailty beyond mortal comprehension, the slightliest amount of damage will cause The Kid to explode in a shower of blood. His death is never definite. Soon after dying, The Kid will somehow show up unharmed a few steps back from where he previously faced his demise.

Whether The Kid considers this a curse or a blessing, doesn''t matter to most, as it has been proven that The Kid somehow manages to draw in the anger and rage of everything around him. Even things that could be considered as "inanimate" will charge and attempt to slay The Kid. Given the nature of his immortality, this will happen over and in stubborn repetition.

Most consider The Kid an aberration of natural law, a magnet of misfortune and death which will plague the world as well as himself for all eternity. Others consider him as a paragon of ultimate perseverance. Always moving forward despite his shortcomings and defying Death itself by his will alone.

Whathever The Kid really is, the odds will forver be stacked against him.

""Hours, literally hours. Lost, to the constant flow of repeating, repeating, death, repeating and repeating. Is there anything to gain from this?

No. ""

- Summoner Arin

Comments
This is a joke-ish champion. An obvious attempt to transalte the fragile The Kid from I wanna be the guy into a LOL champion.

Hand drawn champion portrait coming soon.