User:DPolly

Dante "Polly" Paola
Dante Paola, ("better known" as Polly) is a typical rock-loving kid who spends most of his time playing video games and just about one day a week he goes out with his friends to talk about grunge bands of the early '90s and eat some pizza.

He used to have arrows in the knee like you, and then he took a cleanse to the spell list. Sweet Arwulf, he loves Cleanse + Flash, makes him nearly ungankable and unkillable.

Profile
Skills: Nice guy +15, AD proficiency +20

Dante studied in a school full of dumb children and football wannabes. He then got to high school and studied programming. Programming sucked, but he got a nice tittle and a job. Since his youth he spat on the face of authority (In his "refined, gently way") and developed a passion for video games such as Diablo, Dungeon Siege and Icewind Dale, while also spending lots of money on Pearl Jam records and live videos of Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Mudhoney, Gruntruck and Mother Love Bone. His life of excesive gaming led him into becoming a Skype geek who talked with "internet friends" all day. Thankfully, he realized how pathethic that was and told everyone to go fuck themselves. He then started seeing more his real life friends and things got better for him.

Special Ability
CHAMARE BAYGON: Polly doesn't use his anger in petty internet disputes, so that all his rage-mode strength is reserverd for important battles. Uppon obtaining a kill, you may use one of the following phrases to activate their effects:
 * 1) I CAME HERE TO FUCK BITCHES AND GET MONEY (Only Olaf): Get insane life steal, damage, attack and movement speed and laught at the face of tanky vikings who read Mobafire and are useless in late game.
 * 2) This whole shit is owned by gypsies. You DON'T wanna fuck with the gypsies (Only Twisted fate): Own your enemy building AD with a champion that can't fight for shit.
 * 3) Here's a TIP. And a PENIS behind it (Only Xin Zhao): Refresh all your cooldowns and obtain 100% armor penetration.
 * 4) CHAMARAIJARAI (Any champion): Activate uppon multikill to open a magical portal to Paraguay.
 * 5) I hereby bestow uppon you the tittle of TOOTHLESS CRACKWHORE (Any champion): Your enemy loses his useless internet pride with your next autoattack and may or may not call you "lucker noob" once you've owned him.
 * 6) WHO CARES (Any champion): Polly instantly launches a massive kamikaze attack that ends the life of 1d3 enemy champions.
 * 7) Fuck dat shit IMMA CHILL (Any champion): Tell your unpleasant, antisocial teammates to get off your dick and farm some minions. Get IE thanks to this and carry the game for those ungrateful bitches.
 * 8) DAT JUMPING (Only Riven): Build massive AD, armor penetration and critical chance. Uppon being called "noob" by Mobafire readers, use passive and land a 1200+ crit.
 * 9) TOASTFACE KILLAH (Any champion): Summon the legendary street warmonger Toastface Killah to assist you in battle with hardcore gangsta rap and ghetto catch phrases.
 * 10) CAIM AND PEDO (Only Talon): Call uppon the strength of Drakengard characters to defeat Annie bot.