User blog comment:NeonSpotlight/April Fools and Bearded Champions/@comment-5077844-20150403101356/@comment-24073465-20150403171117

Wait...Draven AND Nicholas Cage!?! GOOD GOD MAN, THAT'S IT!! Every pic should be Nic Cage sporting a Draven-esque stache! The over-acting ham levels on this thing will go off the charts!!!

It'll have more ham than a hamburger where the bread is replaced by ham, and you take away the vegetables and condiments and replace them with even more ham!