Talk:Sejuani/@comment-50.53.139.17-20120509154257

If Riot owned a car repair shop:

RIOT: "Hi there. What can I do for you today?"

CUSTOMER: "Oh it's just my tire. It went flat.  Can I get a new one?"

RIOT: "Oil change? You bet.  We'll get you one in a jiffy."

CUSTOMER: "Umm...no. No, my tire is flat.  I need a new tire."

RIOT: "Hm? I dunno about that.  Looks like you need some new oil.  And maybe some wiper blades."

CUSTOMER: "What? I changed my oil last week.  And my wiper blades are fine.  I need a new tire!"

RIOT: "Whatever. Just leave your car with us and we'll take care of it."

The next day the customer comes back to the shop and finds that the oil has been replaced, it now has a spoiler that no one even mentioned and the tire is still flat.

And now we all understand why Sejuani got the buffs she did. The end.