User blog comment:Krauserlols/Aatrox doesnt live up for his Legend/@comment-5955640-20130517054453/@comment-6003864-20130517162807

Right then. Challenge accepted.

Annie's power comes from he taming of a giant rampaging teddy bear. It's in her lore. Fire is just kind of her thing.

Gangplank's thing is in it's name. Grog-Soaked. That stuff is nasty.

Xerath projects energy. Lighting is energy. I'm not seeing what your issue is there. Magic is the source, not the type.

It's a trap designed by yordles. Heimerdinger in particular. He has a school in Piltover after all. It's a Yordle (TM) snap trap.

Obviously Teemo is high as fuck. And he grows the shrooms on his furry ass.

Rumble's mech overheats because it's a junkyard machine. That's his passive right? It's not exactly up to OSHA standards.

His moves do have something to do with his original programming: Extra shielding against dangerous elements, an extendo arm to grab things, a big ol' punch to combact it... And moving really fast so that he can do everything fast.

Again, in the lore. He designed the ball to keep his daughter-robot safe. Hence why all of it's abilities are good for zoning or protecting.

Really? The lantern? He collects souls with it, and then he can use it as a teleporter to bring dead people to him. So why not alive people? And it's the power of the dead souls that is the shield.

Twitch's crossbow. I'll give you that I have no clue. But idk what you're getting at with Redwall. The rat antagonists, in order, used: a whiptail, a cutlass, a wavy sword, sword and whip. So there.

Mundo is an MD. Not a Ph.D.

Draven throws axes because he got bored of just swinging them. And he never runs out because they come back to him (he's so sexy he attracts metal).

Tidal waves are smaller than floods. Question of volume.

He's not just Gambit, he's kind of a tarot reader as well. His lore says he was a gypsy after all.

Pantheon's ult comes from the fact that Spartans believed they were decended from Gods. So they fly in from heaven when they battle.

Wilump just doesn't sound like a good name for a champ. Also, it's Nunu that does the directing. We don't call Sej Bristle do we?

Because Valor wants to be in battle. Demacian hawks are just as battle-ready as Demacian people.

Kog'maw can't digest. That's why he's spewwing things up.

Cho eats things because all Void life feeds of itself. It's in the lore.

Irelia's death animation shows that when she dies, her concentration is lost and the swords, weapons of death no matter what anyone else says, stab the closest thing to them: her.

His sword used to have a story. They retconned it.

Because Darius puts a special concoction on his axe that makes them hemmorrage, makes them bleed a LOT.

Crows are carrion birds. They fly above battles always. The crows gave him a greater tactical knowledge because they had seen so much war.

Syndra is sexually starved because everyone is afraid/hates her. Why do you think she dresses like that? Balls are another statement of that.

TL;DR, that was SO MUCH FUN PLEASE DO IT AGAIN.