User blog comment:Asylumking/Who makes you salty?/@comment-4706772-20150227213059

Champs that get me salty and why:

(i consider them all OP and skilless with little/no counterplay involved, in a nutshell)

Akali: 3 point and click dashes that deal damge, that has no cost and is spammable. add that to her rediculous burst. just such a BS champ. "but just pink he invis" that is not even close ot the reason she is OP, it is a mild annoyance. the reason i hate her is her insane mobility and burst.

Vayne: DOES. NOT. ACTUALLY. TAKE. MUCH. SKILL. TO. PLAY. just rightclick to do tons of true damage, and has a spammable juke and a cc on a hyperscaling adc. also,  VAYNE. DOES. NOT. HAVE. A. WEAK. LANEPHASE. kogmaw, has a weak lanephase, varus has a weak lanephase, ashe has a weak lanephase, twitch ha  a weak lanephase. those three can bare duel other adc's nevermind outpoke them (varus and twitch slight exceptions). while vayne cant poke, if the straigh up duels the enemy botlane, she will win from, just cc, insane damage, and being able to juek their skillshots every 2 seconds.

Riven: all these people complaining about yasuo dont realise riven is just yasuo who doesn't need creeps to get close to you/juke you. also, her cc does not requie hitting 2 short range small hitbox skillshots, and her shield scales of AD, so she is actaully annoyingly tanky. so we have a high damage, high mobility, durrable, high cc, champion, that can faceroll for pentakills. She also does not actaully take much skill, because you can just press all the buttons and do insane damage and she snowballs really hard when she gets fed, AKA always.

Volibear/Shyvana: (grouped because they have the same reasons) So we have a high movespeed, high damage tank, with lots of aoe, and that sticks to your ADC/mage very well, dealing enough damage to kill it without assistance, and then tanky and fast eough to runaway. rinse repeat in a BS pattern.

Fiora: that ultimate is just stupid. overall she deals kinda insane damage, but i would be fine with her kit if it wasn't for that dang ultimate. without that ult, she is just a slight more mobile master yi. Her ult deal massive damage, apllies lifesteal and hydra, makes her invunerable for so long and has no counterplay involved too it.

Caitlyn: An ADC that basically never loses lane unless the player using her sucks. even her bad matchups are more of "they get to CS against me" rather then "i might actaully die". her kit inclued the ult that half healths any mage/marksman from like half the map away, a Q with an insane hitbox, CC, (granted it has a delay, but still), a juke on a high range ADC, and a slow. combined with er crazy AA range is just a champion thatcan kill you before you even get in range to damage her in most cases and requires no skill to play.

Vi: Basically the same as riven, only with a point and click ult that cant be stopped by cc, percentage health damage, and armor shred, in exchange for slight mobility.

Morgana: Her entire kit is just revolting. Q: high damage, huge hitbox, redicuoulously long CC, and long range, yes it move a little slowly, but that is poor compensation. W: so you give a support and execute so they can deal massive damage on what would otherwise be a utility support? well done rito! E: i actually liek the concept of black shield, it's a really cool idea, but i think that it doesn't allow much counterplay since most marksmen deal almost exclusivly physical damage, making getting rd of the shield quickly, difficult. if it was reduced by all damage, aybe it would be a decently balanced ability. R: a teamfight ult on a champion that cant engage well without flash, this is the same problem kennen had for a while. also slowing everyone on the intial cast make getting out of it without blowing flash difiicult, reducing counterplay.

Xin zhoa: see fiora, only this one has CC and if tankier. granted he is slightly easier to peel off, but i have seen xins 3-4 just about every champion ingme (including moakai, mundo, and even alistar)

Darius: xin but tanky with a true damage execute, and basically wins lane no matter what. also massive damage for how tanky he is.

Rengar: comes out of no where and deletes your teams adc/mage before they get a chance to flash or react in any way. just no counterplay involved, and snowballs insanely hard when even slightly fed, which is easy to become on him from his insane damage.

I am fully prepared to deal with hate from vayne/riven mains who insist their champ take skill to play, but having played both and gotten quadrakills on both without really knowing what i was doing, and seeing may other people with simular stories, i realised that they do not actaully take much skill to play, or any champion listen her for that matter.

I think i should add that i dont consider, LeBlanc, teemo, nasus, yasuo, yi, zed, fizz or kat annoying in anyway. they can all be easily countered. most of the (execpet nasus) only need to be cc'ed for a second and then they explode, which can actaully be accomplished cause most of them dont have mobility (excpet leblanc, zed and fizz, yes kat and yas have a jukes, but they are unit reliant, and therefor easy to predict). leblance is just an outplay champ(like zed and yasuo and fizz), you can usually predict her easy and juke her chain/ bait her juke. nasus just needs to be handed a lanebully and he cant do anything (but teemo/ renekton/ elise/ pantheon/ kennen against him and watch him cry). i will admit i have a weakspot for squishy assassins (zed,fizz,and kass) having mained them for a long while, but f the champ you play is balnced you learn how to play against it. i have most of the champion on this list, and the only thing i have learn is that ther is simply no outplaying most of them.