User blog comment:GimmeStarfoxWii/If you could have the powers/abilities of any League champion.../@comment-6611681-20130626075613

Syndra for the ultimate telekinesis.

But on a more fun note...

1. Kassain. I can silence anyone who disagrees with me... so long as it's not my mother. It didn't turn out well for Kassadin when he tried it, I'm pretty sure it won't turn out well for me either.

2. Evelin. With her passive I can go where no man has gone before... the female dorm's shower room >:}