Talk:Jax/@comment-107.3.51.23-20121225215631/@comment-62.1.231.76-20130102133814

Pros don't play champions that require skills.

Noobs play champions that require "skills", in a game that's designed to be utmostly noob-friendly (anyone played Warcraft 2 or Starcraft 1 before?) and forgiving.

I know you are a very skillful Ezreal player and you have amazing skills at clicking keyboard buttons at the top left corner, Q, W, E, R, S, D, F must be so tough to click you need extraordinary skill (proportious to your extraordinarily miniscule peepee).

I also know that when Jax initiates his helicopter dick, you immediately begin to FURIOUSLY AUTO-ATT SHOOT HIM mystical bananas, until he jumps in-between your bosom area to hump you deliciously like a Spaniard Bull-fighter.

I also know that you like to fap when the screen turns grey and you feel bad when the colours appear again, so you repeat your auto-att mystical skill technique at the first opportunity you see Jax spinning helicopters and twirl bubbles, and you also eat cup-fulls of human feces at the same time.

I like to pee.