Talk:Lux/@comment-26875630-20151015022556/@comment-24496127-20151015035529

I think it's because God wants to punish us for our sins, and so he proclaimed that Lux shalt recieve buffs, and as he so said, Lux was buffed (You know, I just realized how often the bible has redundant wording like that. Where it just repeats something that was just said. Kinda like Metal Gear...but holier.). As he proclaimed these words the oceans rose, and Yoloscope420 was bathed in all the salt of the seas, turning his skin a wrinkly grey and his eyes bloodshot. Yoloscope420 would soon become known as a wikid(see what I did there?) troll, spreading his salt throughout all the known champion pages, and God would gain silent amusement from the suffering of those playing against a Lux.

Dear whatever Religion(s) I could've possibly offended by writing that. I'm sincerely sorry.

As for getting him banned...I'm honestly not sure what constitutes bannable behavior on the Wiki. Potentially some of his comments that ask for certainlyT to go die, but just complaining about every champion isn't disallowed as far as I know.