User blog comment:KarasuGamma/Randomized Abilities and the Ensuing Hilarity/@comment-5266525-20130408100047

Your next Parrrley on an opponent will deal 540 (+ 415% AD) (+ 50% bonus AD) (+ 110% AP) physical damage to the target and all targets in a cone behind it and slow their movement and attack speeds by 40% for 2 seconds.

Ouch.