Talk:Swain/@comment-3286233-20110922131713

Swain: Hey Prince, can I see your stat for a second? [Swain check his aura] Huh, that's odd. I thought that would be big news.

Jarvan IV: You thought what would be big news?

Swain: Well, there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.

Jarvan: What are you talking about?

Swain: Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard...

Brian: Heard what? (Jarvan IV over extending)

Garen: JARVAN, DON'T!!!

[Surfin' Bird plays. Swain transform into his raven form and starts to sing while Fiddle, Anivia and Udyr in phoenix Stance starts ganking Jarvan, killing him]

Swain: A-well-a, don't you know about the bird? Well, Swain's gonna tell you about the bird A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird

Garen: Yorick!!! what are you doing? call MIA.

Surfer Singed: SURFIN!! [Singed flings Yorick to his tower where Singed poison and adhesive forcing Yorick to activates his ult to himself but fail to live]

Yorick: blururguh hugahahaawawawawawawaa aaah....[dies]

Xin: Oh my god Yorick!! you alright?

Yorick: (revives for 7 seconds) Pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

[Garen and Xin facepalm]