Talk:Twisted Fate/@comment-5021936-20120622031510

Get magic pen. "Oh maybe we could use some Durabi-" No, fuck you. Get magic pen. No multiple dorans, no starting with boots+potions, no guidewhore bullshit. Get some damn MS runes and get off my dick.

You have sorcerer shoes? You have haunting guise? "Oh, haunting guise what a bad it-" Shut up. No, just shut up. Get a Sheen and stick it up your ass.

You have Sheen? Kewl, now shut the fuck up. You want Rabadon, you want Will of the Ancients, maybe sum otha shiet. But don't rush Lichbane. Not yet.

You got some otha shiet? Kewl, you damn son of a bitch, who learned to play this game reading strategy written by some snot-nosed pussy who got to high ELO by verbally sucking his friends' dicks on Skype, you're about to learn something by not doing the most "common shit that the pros-" Didn't I told you to shut the fuck up? Well, then, shut the fuck up, guidewhore. Now you get Lichbane.

Now, you use. Q. Yeah, use Q. If you have bawlz you can set it to smart cast and aim quickly with your mouse instead of losing time clicking like a 56 years old herp derp -5 IQ down syndrome inbred who's trying to play games to look younger. Now you AA. Your shietz with Lichbane did like, wut, half your enemies' health. Why? Becuz I say so. Pussy.

Then, you use W. If you're too much of a faggot to pick always gold card then go fuck yourself or something, you're probably better at that than playing TF. "Oh maybe you shouldn't swear that muc-" No. Screw you. You do damage from W, you do damage from Lichbane again. You hit like, wut, 500dmg. Enemy dies. If not, repeat process. Q->AA-W. Fuck yourself with Lichbane. Q->AA->W. Defacate gold.

And that fellaz, is how you play AP TF.