User blog comment:Draven, the Glorious Executioner/Introducing the Church of Draaaaaaaaaaaaaven/@comment-5633574-20131018060542/@comment-5331854-20131018092245

This is but one aspect of our believe. His Draaaaaveeeeeness is omnipresent, omniscient and omnipotent, but we who believe in him can only contribute so much.

By giving each branch its own secondary mission, we, as a collective, can make this world a better place. But you may rest assured that praising his Draaaaaveeeeeness is our primary goal. There is always a second chance in hunting the furry devil. There is no second chance in praising His Draaaaaveeeeeness.

We chose to hunt the furry devil as our secondary mission because we noticed much rage against him. So much that it can make the common player forget that His Draaaaaveeeeeness exists.

To save the common player, we risk our faith and heart everyday, for we are on the brink of permarage whenever we hunt the furry devil. But as long as we stay strong and never forget that praising His Draaaaaveeeeeness is more important than succumbing to this rage, we will serve him. And the common player will serve him, too.

Maybe we're not acting like the traditional way demands, but if we can save at least one soul from the purgatory that awaits all who permarages, then it was worth it.

Praise the Moustache.