Talk:Teemo/@comment-31203455-20170207110956/@comment-29645975-20180214025427

Yordles are stated to have an innate magic that allows them to do various things they should not otherwise be capable of doing, due to an ancient connection to the primal magics of Runeterra. They live for centuries, can use weapons larger than their own bodies by two or three times without undue effort, are invisible most of the time to people unless they choose to be, etc.

"Reality-altering fey-style magic" honestly explains all discrepancies.