User blog comment:Draven, the Glorious Executioner/Introducing the Church of Draaaaaaaaaaaaaven/@comment-10768370-20131018092814

I, Tridan, Follower of his Draveness.

Shall pledge my allegiance to his Draveness.

I shall not sin, and shall not let me in with sinners and those who do not worship the Glorious Executioner.

I shall worship and serve his Draveness for thousands of years and my lifetime, whatever lasts longer.

I vow that I will never mention the Swift Scout, the Furry Devil or the Te_mo in these ways or any other way.

I will honor his Draveness everyday and make sacrifices worthy of the Glorious Executioner, in killing the Furry _____.

For now, and forever will I be his servant,

Praise the Moustache