Talk:Bard/Background/@comment-26147930-20150226063542/@comment-25050130-20150226153310

Quotes

 * Upon selecting
 * "Hello. I am Bard, your personal healthcare companion."


 * Attacking
 * "Excuse me while I let out some air."
 * "My hands are equipped with defibrillators. Clear!"
 * "I heard a sound of distress. What seems to be the trouble?"
 * "Does it hurt when I touch it?"
 * "I also know karate."
 * "The treatment is working."


 * Movement
 * "I am not fast."
 * "Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings!"
 * "Flying makes me a better healthcare provider."


 * Taunting
 * "It's alright to cry. Crying is a natural response to pain."
 * "You have sustained no injuries. However, your hormone and neurotransmitter levels indicate that you are experiencing mood swings, common in adolescence. Diagnosis: Puberty."
 * "You will be alright. There, there."


 * When using
 * "Seat belts save lives. Buckle up every time".


 * Being ultied by
 * "Always wait one hour after eating before swimming."