Talk:Kayle/@comment-58.111.193.138-20130227092300

Yesterday's game was the worst victory I've ever had. I was gunna Jungle with Kayle cos I haven't in awhile. One of the guy's took Kayle Top, so I let it slip. As soon as we are done loading, the first gear he picks... My God. A Machete. He gets a fkin Machete. I ask "Dude. Why a Machete?". He goes Imma make Madreds Razor. I ask what for? He says for last hitting. The Top opponent was a Jayce so he tells me he isn't used to fighting Jayce and is worried he'll have a hard time last hitting and wants the betr chance to do so. I go ok. But y the Machete first? Cloth Armor would do betr for early laning. He goes he wants to deal extra damage to the minions...

Im like OMFG!!!!! After I tell him that Machete only deals bonus damage to monsters in the jungle he is like oops. He goes it'll work out. I'm doin Smiteless Udyr for Jungle during this time and I ask for just a quick watch from Top and Mid Laner to see if they would invade. They don't. So I comfortably take the Blue with 2 HP bars still left. As soon as I'm done with the wolves, Kayle gets first blooded. 10-15 mins in game, our Mid and Bot Lane is pushed the enemy towers all the way to the 2nd towers. Top... We lost both our towers. I'm just glad Our Mid and Bot lane was awesome cos our Top was feeding so hard that it wasn't even funny. I had to save his ass every fkin time I went Top. Barely saving him and almost dyin myself (Thank God for Smiteless Jungle).

By the end of the game, the guy's record is like 2/18/8. Items... Wriggle's, Aegis, Tabis and a BV...

I must ask God. Y are there so many trolls that don't know what Kayle does? I thought there would be ppl who can at least play with Common Sense if they haven't tried a Champ. Didn't even take a single item from the recommended list.