User blog:Simbey/Real Talk: Riven

Now, if you're familiar with LiBrizzi, then you know what I'm going to talk about. If not, you should go to YouTube and search LibrizziLoL becaue his Real Talks are hilarious.

Ok, ok.

REAL TALK

, the playable River.

is arguably one of the most overpowered champions in the the online video game, "League of Legends." Riot, however, has recently made a nerf to her and base attack damage, hoping that would help.

Guess wgat? It didn't do jack isht homie. Jack isth.

still does 30+120% of her physical damage at level 1 after 3 consecutive strikes of her  PLUS the bonus 20% of her  as additional physical damage if she seperates each  with her op as. Now I have an A in said class, so lets do some math. (It's probably gonna be wrong)

Say has 54 AD at level juan plus 15 from r00ns. Whale, das 54 15, which = 69 (DUDES). So, decides to buy a longsoard for extra damages, which gives you an additional ten attack damage, which raises our sekc number to 79. The bonus here is 25. Keep that in mind.

Nao, we're gonna hit our with 3, which is 30  120% of 79 (94.8) physical damage. Now, we're going to hit this with 3 autoattacks (lots of 3s here...). That's 79 + (20% 3) = 79 + 47.4 = 126.4 physical damage.

TL;DR If you keep it 3 hunna, that's '221.2 physical damage. 'You know how much hp has at level juan? 430. That's '' at level 1. ''INCONCEIVABLE. Now I'm sure you're wondering:

"SIMBA, WAT DO U SINK WE SHUD DO ABOUT IT?"

Whale, I'll tell you hwacht: '''Nerf that stubby sword until its made of wood. '''And when I say nerf, I don't mean change her ratios. Oh no, is broken beyond repair. There's only one thing you can do to make her a champion that requires more than reflexes and QWER to play.

Das rite:

I'm talking mana costs, low at first but high when spammed,  scaling on her E (BECUZ  SCAELING ON A SHIELD IS BR0CK3N AS F00K), a little longer cooldowns, and slightly lamer AD scaling. This will maybe put her on a level: Not too hard to play, but not easy either. I don't have specific numbers, but I might put some up in the future, so look forward to it.

I hope you enjoyed this blawlg,. If you have an opinion, pls put it in the comments belol and tell me what you think about my first non-custom champion article. PCAE