Talk:Jayce/@comment-6364503-20130524051516/@comment-27010991-20130525161257

^Fucking this. This cocky smirking clown doesn't really allow any kind of counterplay, as far as 1v1 matchups are concerned. Sure, you can communicate with your jungler, but in solo queue that's always a gamble, not to mention that he might do the same and destroy your chances at enjoying the laning phase even further. What's more, since they usually start with a fae(faerie?) charm, they arrive with their asshole stacked full of wards so unless your jungler is gonna pop out of there as well, you won't get a successful gank and even if you do, then this asshat will just use one or two of his multiple utility skills to just escape/disengage/fuck off cackle at your from his ridiculously unfair range. As you said, he dictates the pace. What the fuck is that? When did LoL, a competetive and mostly balanced game, turn into fucking Pac-Man where all you can do is fucking run away and eat while this smugass motherfucker is nibbling at your asshole until you die?

I used to hate going against Malphite, because most of my top laners are ad offtanks, meaning that they couldn't do much against his obvious countering mechanism, but boy does Malhpite look like your friendly neighbor Spider-man compared to this jackoff. I probably haven't won the lane against him yet, but I always wreak havoc afterwards purely out of frustration and laugh myself under the table when I rip his face off.

As I recall, Riot wanted to release a really special champion as the 100th one and they suceeded. He almost came to be as fucking nerve-tearingly annoying as a constantly laughing Teemo with one of his many unforgettable (fuck) skins. Almost.

Sorry for raging so much, I just really don't like champions that in most cases leave very little room for counterplay, especially if you're the one picking first.