Talk:Master Yi/@comment-98.252.26.207-20110520164727/@comment-87.202.54.22-20110525204242

rock, paper, scissors. i understand how scissors can beat paper, and how rock can beat scissors, but there is no freaking way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap itself around rock and leave it im mobile? why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? actually, screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they're taking notes in class? i'll tell you why: because paper can''t beat anybody. a rock can tear that crap up in two seconds. when i play rock, paper, scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me, i'll punch them in the face with my clenched fist and say, "oh, i'm sorry i thought your paper would protect you, asshole"