User blog comment:Draven, the Glorious Executioner/Introducing the Church of Draaaaaaaaaaaaaven/@comment-5556439-20131018143218/@comment-5331854-20131019225429

One theory suggests that he only showcases his worst dance, for our minds cannot comprehend when he dances good. Since he's omnipotent, he can make himself worse than he really is, too. Acceptable.

A second theory suggests that everything he does is a dance and we are too dumb to realise it. Acceptable.

Third theory: This specific dance scares the furry devil so he uses it on the Fields of Justice but his Travolta-Level is over 9000. Acceptable.

Praise the Moustache.