Talk:Kindred/@comment-26203093-20160617082331/@comment-26203093-20160617173844

I don't argue with them because I don't have time to argue with them. I'd love to suck their dick to get them to work with me, but I can't write two sentences worth of compliments to get them to move while we have an opportunity that has a 5 second opportunity gap in which they need to start moving. I can barely afford pings.

And amity disappears immediately the second they disagree with something. I joked with a guy at the beginning and he turned toxic the second I told him he had to move immediately when I ping or he's putting the whole game at risk. The only damn thing I can do about that when I'm not a playmaker is stay with them til they're focused and use them as a meatshield, because I can't get them to be where I need them to. Not kidding; that has a statistically higher chance of winning me the game because they're forced into fights they're not willing to take the chances on when we don't have a proper comp.

Asking for favours is the same as kicking their dog for all the responses I get. If I tell them to do anything they're not already doing, I'm bronze. So, yes, I can keep them happy so they'll stop spamming the surrender button, but no - I swear they're more likely to do the opposite of what I tell them because then they have to prove me wrong. And then they'll start trying to KS my jungle creeps. And at that point, though I could watch them die and feel nothing, I wouldn't tell them to go kill themselves - I'd just indulge in that I'd be a happier man if they didn't exist in the first place.