Talk:Galio/@comment-4636093-20170308142731/@comment-31203455-20170308154016

Here is another;

Enemy team 5 man ganks your Jungler late into the game. You (as Galio) and Yasuo charge down the lane to save your teammate.

Yasuo says his ultimate is ready. Not in range yet himself, but you are.

You select your ally. You start the dash.

It's a fucking Gragas.

He uses his ultimate directly on top of himself. Saves the entire enemy team.

He dies. You get pulled, knocked up and silenced by the enemy Blitzcrank just before you activate Shield of Durand.

The slightly fed Darius, already fully stacked from fighting Gragas, attempts to execute you.

Misses by 3 HP, giving the kill to Jhin who would have critically struck you for 50% of your maximum health anyway thanks to Lethality.

Yasuo attempts to 1v5 anyway. Dies.

Miss Fortune and Nami attempt to defend but are pushed off your inhibitor tower.

Nami heals herself over Miss Fortune, who was too far forward as an ADC anyway and got grabbed by Blitzcrank. ADC dead.

Nami is gangfucked at the base of your Nexus.

Nexus Towers fall.

Nexus killed.

But it's the enemy Nexus, not yours.

Gragas had stolen Baron that the enemy had been attempting despite having 2 open inhibitors.

Minions had pushed down two turrets in the time it took for the enemy team to kill Miss Fortune and take Top Inhibitor.

You teleported in and won the game.

Good Job Galio. Good Job Team. Yay! Even though you guys had been absolutely toxic to each other ever since Yasuo gave first, second and third blood to a sub-par Kassadin (who went 3/12/5 in the end).

Report Yasuo for flaming. Forget that Miss Fortune essentially fed all game after Gragas called her a "cunt" when she asked him for Red Buff.

Never play Galio again. Shit champion. Even though you picked a champion scaling with Magic Resist against a 99% AD Champion.

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What was I trying to get at again?