Talk:Sivir/Background/@comment-188.2.106.228-20120305212529/@comment-62.1.128.49-20120715202624

Cheapest for the priviledge to be allowed to call her for battle, as a Summoner of the Institute of War;

Otherwise, she won't even let you catch a glimpse of a fraction of her left nipple if you don't shower her in massive amounts of gold beforehand..

.. from your knees, of course.

On a side not, what female champion would you sacrifice your left testicle to sleep with?