User blog:ChickenRave/Mackal, the Hat of Insanity

Mackal, the Hat of Insanity is a custom champion in League of Legends, created by ChickenRave.

Quotes
Upon selecting Mackal: Game start: Walking: Jokes: Taunts: Spell quotes:
 * At your service!
 * This will be amusing to watch!
 * I wonder how long this is going to take!
 * I should install legs on the Hat. I wouldn't have to wear shoes!
 * This is exciting, but boring at the same time.
 * I am known for having an amazing sense of humor. If you don't laugh, you get stabbed!
 * What is white, then suddenly red? Their underwear when I'll stab their bums!
 * Why don't they scream while being buried alive? No one wants to die with the taste of dirt in their mouth!
 * Near Shaco: I feel very honored to meet you. Let's have some tea, then a knife fight.
 * The Hat is talking to me! whispering aggressively Stab! Stab! Stab!
 * Upon casting HatBot: It just wants to hug! And kill you!
 * Upon casting Catch, all targets touched and Mackal hear: You're coming with me, sweetheart!

Lore
Mackal is a psychopath who craved to kill people as he wished, but didn't want to be sent in prison for his crimes. He came up with the idea of creating a top hat that looked so evil he could blame it for his crimes, saying it's speaking to him. After being sent a few times to rot in an asylum, he started going even crazier than ever and hearing his hat whisper in his ear, killing people making it silent for a while. After five years of murder and insanity he gave up, embraced his madness and followed Shaco's path to the League of Legends.