Talk:Garen/@comment-26875630-20150920220231/@comment-24496127-20150921092649

Well....Riot does say they value diversity...

I'm sure if the community kicks up a big enough fuss we can make AP Garen a thing. What about giant sword and armor doesn't say mage? Or maybe Garen wanted to be a mage like lux but couldn't fit into the magical girl outfits, and became so burly that he was just given a sword and title cause he looked scary.

If you think about it, it could all just be a conspiracy. Garen didn't want to be a warrior, but he had that look they were going for, so they tried forcing him into it. After he denied them, their eyes suddenly grew cold, a stark contrast from the normal joviality the kingdom was know for, and they brainwashed him into blindly following orders. This unfortunately messed with his brain a bit, and now he screams Demacia at random intervals. This is really a cry for help, but he's not allowed to ever voice that.

He's yet another puppet made to preserve the notion that Demacia is a land of justice. But there really is no justice there, just another kingdom proffiting off of propaganda. The civilians will never know the dark secrets behind the kingdom, most the ones who know can't speak of them, and those that can speak of them would rather just die for their country. Demacia is truly a dark place.

Ya know, it's always amazing to me just how hard I procrastinate. I literally wrote this just to put off writing a paper.