Talk:Miss Fortune/@comment-16257908-20170311004932/@comment-31203455-20170321141932

That is putting it far too kindly, Yustus.

What Riot are doing is more like what happens when you start to trip and fall over but you continue to keep your feet moving quickly in that direction to try and out run the eternal stumble and not smack your face into the floor.

Of course while this is happening your are trying to balance a tray of very delicate glass ornaments in one hand while you scoop up and glue back together the ornaments that fall off with your other two hands.

The glass ornaments are stacked in a Lopsided Pyramid that is technically constantly toppling over just as you are (which is the only reason that you have room to add new layers to the lopside of the pyramid). You are restacking the newly glued together ornaments to support the previous layer but this new layer will need a new layer to prevent it from toppling over.

Also, the tray is constantly being changed (which is why the ornaments fall off) cos your boss is saying that he is bored of the current tray.

And the whole corridor you are stumbling through has a water bed floor and you are on stilts.

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Riot are drawing with the eraser locked away. Obviously this is because we the playerbase are greedy twats who gets bored incredibly easily.

It's also because Riot are on a permanent power creep setting, which means gradually champions are getting more powerful as Riot refuses to touch some fan favourites correctly but make sure that the fact that they are being biased is obscured by other champions equally or more successfully angering the playerbase.

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As long as they keep going, they don't need to admit when they go wrong. Kog'maw was a gem in the form of being easily reverted without having to say "Yes, we reeeeeeally fucked up here".

Which is weird because I don't think they fucked up as badly with Old New Kog'maw as much as they seem to think they did. It was at least salvageable, I think.

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This bus is only stable as long as it keeps moving!