User blog comment:Lukeatlook/Never Go Full Meta/@comment-4834593-20140715081440/@comment-26055105-20140720185534

When I'm forced into top lane, I almost exclusively play AD carries. Most ADCs do work very well top, but, as Newstandard said, only against certain champions. While Lucian top (with the new buff/nerf) shits on Nasus and Olaf, if he gets stunned, he's dead. Quinn top is basically Teemo for people who don't want to be Teemo, and is a fantastic counterpick for melee carries, especially Aatrox and Tryndamere. However, her main drawback in lane is that: A: her vault is very predictable, and B: she can be CC'd mid-vault. That makes laning against, for example, Renekton dangerous because Renekton can just w every time he sees Quinn come in for a vault. Vayne is actually the best one I've played so far. The %HP as true damage is just too strong against tanks, plus her tumble and condemn keep her (relatively) safe.

Those are the ones I like to play top. I don't like Ez top. Just one glance at him can tell you he's clearly a bottom, if you know what I mean.