User blog comment:Pbnjelly/Adventure Time!/@comment-5593561-20140701164121

If the world is not finished yet, it will be after these merry heroes.

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Despite Gangplank's strong desires to be the captain, Lulu was voted for leadership by strong majory. Before that the pirate king was however first turned into a squirrel dozens of times, bombed by Jinx & Ziggs and then got his beard insulted by Rammus - which quite honestly was the last tic for him, even though oranges eventually fixed that too.

Lulu does not however rule them with an iron hammer, she prefers to let them do what they want as long as they leave the kappas alone and wear all colors. The usually silent Rammus commented that is too homo for him, so they settled on purple. They have some trouble getting into places due random explosions & frequent bar visits. Lulu thinks the problem lies in leprechauns and gave away all their food budget to Veigar. Aside from Gangplank, the posse was not amused, for they had to eat oranges the rest of the week.

While Gangplank is still bitter about not getting to be the captain, he respects her now, because she wasn't fazed at all after his failed attempt to poison her in her sleep. You see Pixie prevented it by stuffing his precious beard in his nose. It was not pleasant at all.

While Ziggs wasn't pleased he tried to do such a thing to a lady, Rammus said it was OK, and Jinx was the most understanding of them all - saying he should try with cannons next time.

Ziggs is glad that his lifework comes handy in this time of need, perhaps even too glad now that Jinx ate all his medications on one go the day before. "Never seen her eyes that purple before." Lulu was heard stating most pleased.

While Lulu is not exactly her type, he enjoys the company of another Yordle who hasn't taken their pills.

Most of the havoc done on their journey is of course caused by their group's most energetic girl Jinx, who against odds actually enjoys the company when they aren't being killjoys. Her favourite past time when they aren't on the road is shooting Rammus and stealing Ziggs products. Her head is still killing her after she ate those pills though.

"Guess you can't get superpowers from red pills after all. My weapon started talking to me though. He can be so annoying too, I need to go shoot something to stop his jabbering."

The easygoing armadillo has not much interest for company, but his loud companions doesn't bother him that much, aside from Jinx who thought saving the world is less important than shooting bullets at his indestuctible shell. He paid back by starting to call her "Flatx". And so she started using rockets...

Flatx wasn't the only he pissed off, but eventually they all learned not to fuck with the Armadillo.