Jesse Perring

Jesse Perring is currently working as the Customer Support Specialist of Riot Games.

Skills: All + Infinity

Profile
Jesse Perring came from humble roots at the dawn of existence. Prior to the dawn of time and creation, he traveled to their ends, surveyed the results, and decided to grace them with his presence. At the inception of humanity, he invented popcorn, and has munched it while surveying their antics with general amusement and moderate meddling.

Special Ability
Counter-Paradox: Jesse Perring makes a burrito so hot he cannot eat it, then creates a separate reality in which he eats it, then he brings the "burrito eaten" pocket of that reality back to the first and melds the two.

Killing Machine: Jesse Peering tranforms into a gay guy with a machine gun and he kills everybody with his machine gun shooting flowers