User blog:Myself v1.0/When you live in the EUW...

So, I don't know about you, but I'm becoming really sick of the connection quality of this server. I've elaborated a list of thoughts that came to my mind while experiencing this delicious sign of true love that Riot must process to all west-european players:


 * LoL usually stands for "League of Legends", except in the EUW. There it means "League of Lags".


 * Your chances of winning a match here are strictly determined by how many players the server decides to turn into AFK zombies. There has been cases of 10 players thrown-off from the server in the same game, thus resulting into a server-team victory.


 * Stability is so good, migrating from EUW to anyother server should be free. Still, it would take a month for EUW to load your migration. This is intended.


 * Most of the times, you'll be thrown-off from the server even before the loading screen finishes. Someothers, you just won't leave the character-picking screen. This is the server's way to tell you how exquisite the game is going to be.


 * It has been recorded that EUW only works at it's peak when Riot is doing live maintenance, unlike real servers. This is because EUW is not a machine, but a sentient entity who feeds on player's despair and broken electronics laws.


 * In EUW, all champions are stealthed. You won't notice them until the server decides to show them 10 seconds after they kill you, should the server want to unlag those champions. This results in thousands of assists for the server itself.

"Do you think your game is going to start soon? It would be a shame if somebody lags for 10 full minutes, huehuehue"- EUW.

Sorry for this post, but I really needed to take it out from my chest. Feel free to add your own rants about how "good" is our great and glorious server.