User blog:SwagPope/GORBOT, The Broken Champion

GORBOT, The Broken Champion is a champion in League of Legends. He's currently broken.

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Lore: GORBOT was born in a distant world where retarded ten-year olds were deciding over the fate of kingdoms. He emerged from the thoughts of a particular child who had never heard of game balancing, even though he complained about overpowered characters all the time. As he and his master aged and raged, GORBOT grew increasingly grim and malicious, preferring to harm his teammates in order to perform better at the games he played, and oftentimes completely ignoring the rules and playing his own, insane game of squirrel chess. Just before he was going to smite his last teammate however, a darkness took hold of GORBOT, and when it dissipated, he was in another world.

As a new champion in the league, he had to obey the stupidest of commands from every summoner he served. He did not care, however, for he could still harm those who aided him, as much as he always did. Nowadays, he spreads his evil thoughts to any madman that dares to pick him, and his emerging in the league is often cited as the death of teamplay. GORBOT has never been happier.

""And I thought Darius was bad...""