Talk:Lee Sin/@comment-15562896-20130223185756/@comment-62.1.237.36-20130226003051

Ahh, my dear baby. Poor, dear, dear boy.

I wish to share with you the Wisdom of the Shojin Monastery. I wish to share with you the Ancient Knowledge of Win.


 * When you really, REALLY want to win in solo-que, which is largely a gamble, you MUST:

1) Learn BY HEART which LoL champions are dedicated supports; that is, tagged as dedicated supports

2) No cheating!!!! Lux IS a dedicated support, so is Morgana, Teemo and Nidalee


 * during champion selection solo-que, when you see ANY champion who is a dedicated support, you MUST:

1) Ask them if they are premade

2) If they are not, DODGE QUE


 * When you see Lux, Nidalee, Teemo in solo-que,

1) do NOT ask if they are premade

2) IMMEDIATELY dodge que

You need not thank me, young grasshoper. Simply, offer your prayers and respect to the great Butsu-Butsu. Repeat this prayer after me, 50 times:

"Next time I play with an allied Lux/Teemo/Nida solo-que I will hit my head on the wall"