User blog:ChickenRave/Asdema, the Wicked Alchemist

Asdema, the Wicked Alchemist is a custom champion in League of Legends, created by ChickenRave.

Quotes
Upon selecting Asdema: Game start: 1/5 times when Sadism gets triggered: Upon casting Preparation: Triggered automatically when an ally Gragas uses a bottle of Berry Juice: Jokes: Taunts:
 * "Let's get this started!"
 * "Let's go, summoner!"
 * "Haha! Take that!"
 * "I'll make this place my bar! Happy hour!"
 * "Please share with your allies, Gragas!" near an ally Gragas
 * "Better than whatever's in your barrel, isn't it?"
 * "Even Amumu can have a happy hour!"
 * "I see you staring at me. Are you... thirsty?"
 * "I can't set you on fire, you're clearly no match!"
 * "What is it, you can't see... straight?" near a female champion
 * "You could fit your whole head in between!" near a male champion
 * "Cheers!" near Gragas

Lore
Asdema was a waiter in a pub. Using her appeal to make her customers drink more, she found her life boring and kept waiting for a change. Once day, a man walked in and ordered an excessive amount of beer "to forget the trouble he got himself in". Drinking each bottle one after the other, he told the woman how he got forced to join the League of Legends before breaking down crying. Altruist by nature, Asdema couldn't let it happen and decided to take his place. Soon she found out she got deceived and the man just wanted to get her killed, she sank into madness and started preparing dangerous potions to defend herself, until she met Gragas who helped her get back some mental health and fight better. Since then, she's enjoying how her life changed and has a lot of fun distracting her allies and opponents with her great curves.