User blog comment:Lyndongwapo/If you want to be a superhero...what champion in LOL would choose to be?/@comment-5038450-20150421043349

Hero : Akali, the Fist of Shadow. Member of the Kinkou, skilled assassin, and master hairdresser because the situation DEMANDS it.

Villain : Riven........'s hair. I mean, have you seen how messy it is? She's such a shaggy rabbit.

The battle : I would struggle much at first, with all the dirt and dust Riven had collected in her hair. But with my twin disciplines I would trim her hair in such a way, Riven's hair will know what it's like to be beautiful. With the clean, fresh waters of Ionia, I will show these virulent tresses what it means to be clean. With the patchouli and lavender shampoo of balance, I will make her hair smell of love, not war. After a long, hard day of fighting, Riven will experience first hand what it's like to have damn good hair.

And remember : Lather, Rinse, Carry.