User blog comment:Typhron/...But if you had to pick?/@comment-5962400-20140825173639

I would go with Renekton on the first two and say that Riot are absolutely terrible at the whole lore thing.

Seriously. The champion lores range from passable (Kha + rengar, nautilus, diana) to bottom tier furry fanfictions (HINT HINT EVERY YORDLE EVER HINT HINT).