Talk:Noxus/@comment-4786777-20120522164531/@comment-110.55.240.106-20120523105429

Notice to the Public:

Hail Supreme High Ruler Grand Generalissimus Führer Overlord Jericho "Il Duce" Swain and His Right Hand High General Darius! All of those who oppose the Swain regime shall taste over nine thousand percent of the wrath of High General Darius's Almighty Axe! Leave now, all of you who want justice and democracy, before it's too late (High General Darius ordered it, you'll be given eighteen months to leave upon your will. Too poor? No problem, the Noxian carriage services are free of charge for the eighteen month duration.)

-Tier 2 Colonel Katarina du Couteau, Left Hand (and daughter), and Tier 2 Colonel Talon Darkblade, Right Hand of the Late High General Aldrich du Couteau, Head Commissar of the [Neofascist] Republic of Noxus.