Thread:Tesla Effect/@comment-26252250-20150328051037/@comment-26252250-20150329023230

"The lifeblood of the Empire is our bureaucracy"

Darius to his CO: "I got your bureaucracy" *slices head off*

But bureaucracy did get in the way of Swain's ascension through the Noxian ranks, though. A guy once said that the quote at the top was "painful to read". Me? Noxus clearly has to have some form of bureaucracy, else if they always go around decapitating people, they'll realize there are no more able-bodied people to train for the military (one of Boram Darkwill's lieutenants said he had to cull 3 regiments because they were afraid to fight alongside newly-resurrected Sion; I mean, how much longer before they run out of soldiers?)