Talk:Ezreal/@comment-8506165-20130917022359

I really don't get it.

Ez is an ADC with obscene poke in the form of Mystic Shot which has a very low cooldown, low mana cost, 1100 range, high projectile speed, scales 100% with his total AD and with whatever AP he builds, and procs on-hit effects and thus lifesteal. And reduces his cooldowns, as if it wasn't good enough already. He has some utility in Essence Flux giving AS to allies, even though this isn't my major gripe with him. He has the best escape/repositioning of any ADC in a blink with a higher range than Flash, and yet it has a lower cooldown than any other ADC's escape/repositioning abilities before you factor in his Q reducing cooldowns (compare: Corki, Tristana). And he has a global ult, which admittedly deals laughable damage when it's gone through a load of targets, but deals some vicious magic damage if he's using it in a botlane duel due to its high base and 100% bonus AD scaling on the first target, and allows him to secure/steal kills on other lanes. Not to mention his passive that when fully stacked gives him more AS than Varus's passive does after he kills a champion. He's constantly picked at all levels of play and even gimmicky builds like Blue Ez have had some measure of success even though an ADC with no crit should be laughable.

And yet Riot never touch him with the nerf bat. His last nerf was relatively minor and was back in early 2013. Go beyond that and yeah, there are more nerfs, but also mixed with buffs. How is this obnoxious blinky bitch still avoiding any attention from the balance team when he's practically permanently picked and has so many strengths that any other ADC would've been nerfed if they had as many?

Oh, and he's a total Mary Sue. Just another reason to dislike him, but I thought I'd throw it in.