User blog comment:TeaIsExplosive/Pick-a-lane-queue/@comment-6061249-20130208172338/@comment-88.72.97.15-20130213100432

Or even copy "I hereby declare the middle lane to be talen by me and I swear to the heavens above that I shall not fail my quest to annihilate the enemy!". Most of the time, people like that introduction that much that they actually let you play your mid.^^