Talk:Tryndamere/@comment-88.224.50.218-20121121165728/@comment-62.1.143.227-20121125223550

I hope Riot removes Tryndamere from play, because my anus is sore. I do love having his gigantic sword slide deeply inside my unarmored bum and I refuse to buy armor because I want to have much AP, AD, and DP, but this has gone too far. I like DP as it fulfills my life and makes me feel good. My favourite movie is Deep Compassion and my favourite hobby is fisting.

I usually target Tryndamere just after he activates his R ulti, and then I strike at him with all my might, all my strength, all my power. In those 5 seconds, Tryndamere applies an ample quantity of anal-lube onto his gigantic sword and his eyes get fixated on my soft, pinkish rosebud. Somehow, in ways that cannot be explained by science, he knows that I never buy armor (...TAB) and even though he has just 1 hp, he continues hitting me with butt-blade instead of escaping. After about 3 to 4 seconds, his hp is about 200 and my hp is 0. Oh my Peter North, how does he do it?

RIAT PLZ REMOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!