User blog comment:Emptylord/Champion reworks/Teemo the Swift Scout (2012)/@comment-86.124.214.117-20120325135354/@comment-3974211-20120325135706

I thought the fact that Teemo can't attack or cast abilities made it balanced, it also doesn't break out of existing CC.

It's like the difference between a truck rolling down a hill and the greased up deaf guy. Both are unstoppable, but only one is going to hurt. ;)