Camille/Quotes

Champion Select

 * Pick


 * Ban

Upon Starting a Game

 * Summoner's Rift


 * Howling Abyss
 * "I HATE SNOW."


 * Twisted Treeline
 * "An island of ruination. Heh, how glamorous." 

Movement

 * "I know what I am. Do you?"
 * "Purity of form, purity of function."
 * "Hostility works if courtesy fails."
 * "Progress trumps suffering."
 * "Ego brings everyone to their knees."
 * "Progress should never be kept waiting."
 * "I remain human - for the most part."
 * "I go where the work leads."
 * "Second-guess yourself. You will still be wrong."
 * "You lack strategic foresight."

Attacking

 * "Know your place!"
 * "Seek my attention at your peril."
 * "Your limitations will be your downfall."
 * "My motives are not your concern."
 * "Don't worry. I'm not finished yet."
 * "Your downfall has already been calculated."
 * "Don't engage if you don't seek to win."
 * "Your feeble efforts are... disappointing."
 * "Excellence is a trait you lack."
 * "Who are you to try and stop me?"
 * "I will make you an irrelevant detail!"


 * From Fog Of War
 * "Pay attention!"
 * "Watch where you're going!"
 * "Mind your surroundings."


 * "Oh I'm not playing with you"
 * "Oh I'm not playing with you"


 * "The yolk of mankind looks good on you."
 * "The yolk of mankind looks good on you."


 * "Oh my... can someone put a sheet over this hat rack?"
 * "Oh my... can someone put a sheet over this hat rack?"


 * "The law protects when it is protected."
 * "Less hat, more plans."
 * "Did Daddy buy you that gun?"
 * "I am not one of your blunt-object enforcers."
 * "I am not one of your blunt-object enforcers."


 * "How very.... Noxian of you."
 * "How very.... Noxian of you."


 * "You are behaving like an imbecile!"
 * "You are behaving like an imbecile!"


 * "Child, I have considered every outcome. Plan accordingly."
 * "You are not thinking far enough ahead."
 * "You are not thinking far enough ahead."


 * "Shush now! Leave the talking to the adults"
 * "Shush now! Leave the talking to the adults"


 * "You might be decent practice."
 * "You might be decent practice."


 * "It would have been better for you to stay dead."
 * "It would have been better for you to stay dead."


 * "Do you have a formula for being better?"
 * "Do you have a formula for being better?"


 * "I suppose I must teach you a lesson"
 * "I suppose I must teach you a lesson"


 * "My blades are sharper!"
 * "My blades are sharper!"


 * "I've seen bigger tempests in my tea cup."
 * "I've seen bigger tempests in my tea cup."


 * "Heroes make such nice targets!"
 * "Heroes make such nice targets!"


 * "So much time wasted on presentation."
 * "So much time wasted on presentation."


 * "Your antics have become a liability."
 * "Your antics have become a liability."


 * "You know... I don't even believe in you."
 * "You know... I don't even believe in you."


 * "Your mistakes illuminate your naivety."
 * "Your mistakes illuminate your naivety."


 * "Mediocrity is the root of all evil."
 * "Mediocrity is the root of all evil."


 * "Who let you out of your toy box!?"
 * "Time to cut your strings, little puppet."
 * "Time to cut your strings, little puppet."


 * "Altruism is so insipid."
 * "Altruism is so insipid."


 * "Run along, girl, and mind your elders."
 * "Run along, girl, and mind your elders."


 * "How about a taste of your own medicine?"
 * "How about a taste of your own medicine?"


 * "Exterminating you would be a pleasure."
 * "Exterminating you would be a pleasure."


 * "Watch it, girl. I am your future!"
 * "Watch it, girl. I am your future!"


 * "Tell me. Hmph; Is it the third arm that makes you extra-glorious?"
 * "Your revolution has ceased to be useful."
 * "You have become an obstacle to progress. Time to remove you."
 * "You have become an obstacle to progress. Time to remove you."


 * "You would look better as a rug in my foyer."
 * "You would look better as a rug in my foyer."


 * "I am the one who keeps the wolves at bay."
 * "We are all monsters. Now, you are just one on the outside."
 * "Didn't your master teach you to heel?"
 * "Shouldn't you be on a leash?"
 * "Shouldn't you be on a leash?"


 * "You are quick, but I am quicker!"
 * "You are quick, but I am quicker!"


 * "Think ahead, or start digging your grave."
 * "Think ahead, or start digging your grave."


 * "I am a weapon.You're some sort of... pudding."
 * "I am a weapon.You're some sort of... pudding."


 * "All flash and no substance."
 * "All flash and no substance."


 * "Oh look, it's the worst of times."
 * "Oh look, it's the worst of times."

Upon Killing an Enemy Champion

 * "You could at least be civilized about dying..."
 * "I said good day!"
 * "Don't take it personally, you were simply outclassed."
 * "You are inconsequential, don't fuss so!"
 * "Industry always triumphs."
 * "Target eliminated."
 * "Problem solved."
 * "Ugh, at least die with some dignity!"
 * "This is what a professional looks like."
 * "Think you deserve better? You don't."
 * "Ugh, today just got terribly bad for you!"
 * "You are already forgotten!"
 * "Bloodshed and the upper class have always gone hand in hand."


 * Killing the Same Enemy Twice in a Row
 * "Your strategy lacks variety."
 * "You have made the same mistake twice!"


 * Killing the Same Enemy Three Times in a Row
 * "This is not your lucky day."


 * Killing the Second Enemy in a Teamfight
 * "I despise middle-men."
 * "You are too late."


 * You (as ) Getting First Blood
 * "That wasn't so difficult!"
 * "Is that fear I detect?"


 * Ally Getting First Blood
 * "Whittle them down!"


 * Enemy Getting First Blood
 * "Now you're just being... vulgar."


 * "Ashes, ashes, you fall down."
 * "Ashes, ashes, you fall down."


 * "Hmm, that was less than stellar."
 * "Hmm, that was less than stellar."


 * "You have become obsolete."
 * "You have become obsolete."


 * "Only command what you can enforce."
 * "Only command what you can enforce."


 * "That antique of yours is quite poor at close range."
 * "That antique of yours is quite poor at close range."


 * "Bravado is contrary to civility. Much like boys."
 * "Should have brought your 'A' Game"
 * "Should have brought your 'A' Game"
 * "Should have brought your 'A' Game"


 * "Your affinity with time does only afford you make more mistakes."
 * "Pay attention, boy. Maybe next time you'll get it right."
 * "Pay attention, boy. Maybe next time you'll get it right."


 * "Next time, take the map."
 * "Next time, take the map."


 * "Looks like two blades are better than one."
 * "A nimble blade wins the fight, but the keen mind wins the war."
 * "A nimble blade wins the fight, but the keen mind wins the war."


 * "Today's forecast? Your death."
 * "Today's forecast? Your death."


 * "All bluster, no execution."
 * "All bluster, no execution."


 * "My boy, no one cares about your silly little country..."
 * "My boy, no one cares about your silly little country..."


 * "Is that the result you were looking for?"
 * "Is that the result you were looking for?"


 * "I suppose dying is the ultimate lesson."
 * "I suppose dying is the ultimate lesson."


 * "You should have relied on your weapons more!"
 * "You should have relied on your weapons more!"


 * "Funny thing about heroes: they all end up dead"
 * "Funny thing about heroes: they all end up dead"


 * "Showmanship has no place in battle"
 * "Showmanship has no place in battle"


 * "Better to be self made then made to serve."
 * "Better to be self made then made to serve."


 * "Good luck in your next incarnation"
 * "Good luck in your next incarnation"


 * "Looks like you weren't the hero."
 * "Looks like you weren't the hero."


 * "You are SLOPPY."
 * "You are SLOPPY."


 * "And all the Noxian High Command couldn't put Riven together again."
 * "And all the Noxian High Command couldn't put Riven together again."


 * "Scissors... beats...paper."
 * "Scissors... beats...paper."


 * "Play in the shadows at your peril."
 * "Play in the shadows at your peril."


 * "This chemical equation has been neutralized."
 * "This chemical equation has been neutralized."


 * "Bandle scout rule number one: Be better."
 * "Bandle scout rule number one: Be better."


 * "Living another day was not on the cards."
 * "Living another day was not on the cards."


 * "Ugh! hideous little thing."
 * "Ugh! hideous little thing."


 * "All the class and manners I expect from a Zaunite."
 * "All the class and manners I expect from a Zaunite."


 * "That was glorious."
 * "Never go full machine."
 * "Never go full machine."


 * "If blood fazed me, I wouldn't be very good at my job."
 * "If blood fazed me, I wouldn't be very good at my job."


 * "Not all dogs go to heaven!"
 * "You were a weapon? Boohoo!"
 * "You were a weapon? Boohoo!"


 * "Monkey see, monkey die!"
 * "Monkey see, monkey die!"


 * "The story of your sword is over."
 * "The story of your sword is over."


 * "It's a fine line between deadly and dead."
 * "It's a fine line between deadly and dead."


 * "Ugh! I think I got some on me."
 * "Ugh! I think I got some on me."


 * "Was that deception or were you really that careless?"
 * "Was that deception or were you really that careless?"


 * "Bombs... away!"
 * "Bombs... away!"


 * "Potted and pruned."
 * "Potted and pruned."

Upon Going on a Killing Spree

 * "Were you going to stop me? I didn't think so."
 * "Anything worth doing, is worth doing right."
 * "The satisfaction isn't in the killing, but in a job well done."
 * "Professionals never second guess."
 * "They do not pay me to make mistakes!"
 * "Remove the strong and watch the weak crumble..."
 * "Don't walk away....RUN."

Taunts

 * "If you don't have the talent to fight, at least have the decency to die."


 * An Ally
 * "Extremes are easy, it's the balance that is difficult"


 * Responding to an Ally's Taunt
 * "Results speak louder than words."


 * Responding to an Enemy's Taunt
 * "Your ignorance is showing."
 * "Find bravado where you can, while you can."


 * Near Enemy Corpses
 * "So many bodies...so little time!"


 * An Enemy
 * "Belts? Is dressing like a commoner fashion now?
 * "Don't go looking for something you don't want to find."


 * An Enemy
 * "Hourglass kid? Was sundial brat already taken?"


 * An Enemy
 * "That little toy of yours won't help you when you're dead!"


 * An Enemy
 * "Pattern breeds weakness."


 * An Enemy
 * "Shall I wait while you consult your precious runes?"


 * An Enemy
 * "Your lack of strategy disgusts me!"


 * An Enemy
 * "Mmm, it's like looking into a crude, boorish mirror."
 * "Ever wondered how you became an orphan?"


 * An Enemy
 * "Oooh, your revolution is so... quaint..."


 * An Enemy
 * "Here, doggy."


 * An Enemy
 * "The yolk of mankind looks good on you."

Joke

 * "A Noxian, a Zaunite and a Freljordian walk into my blade. The end."
 * "A joke? Hmm... What do you get when you cross me in a dark alley? ... eviscerated."


 * Responding to an Ally's Joke
 * "Amusing!"
 * "Don't beg for attention, it's unbecoming."
 * "Don't be funny, be useful."


 * Responding to an Enemy's Joke
 * "In your case, intelligence seems like an unhappy accident."
 * "I hope you still think that's funny when I slit your throat..."
 * "I suppose wit varies with intelligence."
 * "Awww... thinking for yourself must be difficult."
 * "Ha...Ha...Ha..."
 * "Rudeness is a sure way to an ugly death."

Dance
(Camille begins to breakdance, spinning around repeatedly on one hand.)

Upon Casting

 * "Patience isn't a virtue, it is the virtue."

Upon Casting

 * "There are two sides to every issue, my side and the wrong side."

Upon Casting

 * "Only cowards run."
 * "You will be where I want you to be."
 * "Running will make no difference."
 * "I'm coming to get you."
 * "Where are you going?"

Upon Casting

 * "You and I will end this. Now."
 * "You will stay where I want you to stay."
 * "Stay here."
 * "Ah-ah-aah!"

When an enemy champion attempts to leave

 * "Ask permission if you want to leave."
 * "I didn't say you could leave."
 * "You didn't really think I would let you go that easily?"
 * "You will leave when I allow it."
 * "That's not going to work!"


 * Trying to Use
 * "Cowardice is worst than laziness."

When an Enemy Uses an Ability on active

 * "What a waste!"
 * "I've already figured you out."
 * "Your attempts are feeble."
 * "So predictable..."
 * "How rude!"
 * "Are you fighting back? -Tut- How selfish!"
 * "That was mediocre at best."

Scoring a Quadrakill

 * "This is what problem solving looks like!"

Scoring a Pentakill

 * "I don't leave witnesses."

Upon Buying an Item

 * "To the victor, the spoils."
 * "The right tool goes to the one with the heaviest purse."
 * "Fortune favors the wealthy."
 * "A proper lady employs many methods"
 * Buying First Item
 * "Money makes everything easier!"

Upon Proc'ing

 * "Try harder!"

Upon Using

 * "You are strong, but I am stronger."

Upon Proc'ing

 * "You can run, but it won't help!"

Upon Using a

 * "Bottoms up!"
 * "Cheers!"

Upon Using

 * "I am no one's puppet."

Upon Using

 * "Meekness was never a virtue of mine!"

Upon Using

 * "You are in my way."

Upon Proc'ing

 * "You try my patience!"

Upon Using

 * "I am the only weapon necessary!"

Upon Using

 * "Time to thin the herd."

Upon Placing a

 * "An attention to detail produces shoddy work."
 * "I am the trap!"
 * "I have yet to be wrong."

Upon Destroying an Outer Turret

 * "Wait long enough and the cracks always show!"

Upon Destroying an Inner Turret

 * "When the foundation's rotten, the walls give so easily."

Unknown

 * "A weapon's virtue is proven in combat."
 * "Don't be crass!"
 * "Do nothing if you wish to be nothing"
 * "Hmph; You may thank me when this is over."
 * "You are utterly unemployable."
 * "This is your best!?"
 * "You do not want your name on my list."
 * "Your behavior is unacceptable."
 * "Behave yourself!"
 * "You are meek."
 * "How gauche."
 * "I'm old enough to know better"
 * "You WILL co-operate"
 * "Let me be clear. I WILL kill you."
 * "I find your skill lacking."
 * "Pathetic."
 * "Mind your manners, or I'll mind them for you."
 * "This work isn't for amateurs."
 * "You will be forgotten before you're dead."
 * "How inadequate."
 * "You are a means to an end."
 * "Target Neutralized."
 * "Ego brings everyone to their knees."
 * "Eye on the target."
 * "Either attack or run. Your indecision is repulsive."
 * "So direct, like most fools."
 * " I don't leave witnesses."
 * "Technology and I have a....complicated relationship."
 * "I bargained my soul for the progress of Piltover."
 * "I'm what you would call; a deniable asset."
 * "I ensure the survival of Piltover!"
 * "Progress is honed on necessary deaths."
 * "My skills eliminate the chaos of Piltover."
 * "The harsh memory of one's past does not soften with age."
 * "Regret is what tempers the steel of our soul."
 * "The right word cuts more deeply than a knife."
 * "Fear sharpens every blade."
 * "I don't play the game, I make the rules."
 * "It's not lies that cut but the sharpness of the truth."
 * "Sometimes ambitions must be restrained."
 * "Violence is a means to an end."
 * "Morality is a beautiful servant...and a dangerous master."
 * "Elegance never goes out of fashion."
 * "Piltover will achieve it's destiny!"
 * "We all have lines, I may have crossed mine..."
 * "Another step on the march of progress."
 * "They pay me to find problems...and then dispose of them."
 * "Everything has a place, forgetting yours is dangerous."
 * "I am employed when negotiations fail."
 * "Society needs rules."
 * "Self-made women need to be more prevalent."
 * "Privilege must be preserved at all costs."
 * "It is not the weapon that defines you, but how you wield it."
 * "This is simply my profession."
 * "Being nice is sooo tedious."
 * "Sometimes scars are the most refined attire one can wear."
 * "Progress is served by technology, not controlled by it."
 * "The world is not black or white, heh; but a delicious shade of gray."
 * "Efficiency is paramount to success."
 * "The task at hand is the only one that matters."
 * "Feigning innocence is so time consuming."
 * "Order exists because of me."
 * "For the problems of Piltover, I am the solution."
 * "Rudeness must be eradicated!"
 * "I will not be mislead."
 * "The luxury of mercy is one I cannot afford."
 * "Results are all that matters."
 * "Better to sip regret than swallow death!"
 * "There's always time for tea!"
 * "Value yourself first, lest you be deemed worthless."
 * "I only need time."
 * "Character is revealed by when one retreats."
 * "Calculated."
 * "Winning means being better."
 * "You won't avoid the consequences of your actions."
 * "The difference between success and failure is adaptation!"
 * "If life hasn't changed you, then you have failed!"
 * "Reckless!"
 * "Complacency breeds death."
 * "Adapt or perish."
 * "Tut-tut a Lady never dirties her hands."
 * "The trick is to be clever and quick."
 * "The test of good manners is patience."
 * "Waiting yields the most reward!"
 * "Patience is what separates good hunters from dead ones."
 * "Looks like I missed a spot."
 * "A professional is marked by precision."
 * "Opportunity rewards those who wait."
 * "Precision is the only standard that matters."
 * "A sharp blade quickens the work."
 * "The future favors the versatile"
 * "I am out of patience!"
 * "For you, this will be over in a moment."
 * "Always dance with the one who brought you."

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