User blog comment:Draven, the Glorious Executioner/Introducing the Church of Draaaaaaaaaaaaaven/@comment-1695916-20131018012630/@comment-5331854-20131018084542

He who worships the furry devil shall see the terror of eternal purgatory, the depravement of joy on the Fields of Justice that hits in after having a short-lived life of pleasure by wearing the skin of the furry devil. The accumulated hate of all players who raged at him for playing as the furry devil shall be the focus to fixate him at Platinum V forever, for he will learn that people learn how to handle the furry devil with honor, focus, teamwork and counter-build.

He who will learn different strategies, champions and the importance of claiming objectives (killing is still important, just not as much as actually progressing to win) will please His Draaaaaaveeeeeness. For only those who are strong in faith and heart will not succumb to the sin of constantly killing and depraving others of their farm.

He who plays as Te_mo only has two options: Sell his soul to the furry devil or withstand his temptations and try to be a contributing member of a team. Only the latter one may be forgiven (especially when getting Te_mo in ARAM), only the latter one may see that the Glorious Axes of His Draaaaaveeeeeness will only target his sins, not his body. Unless you find pleasure in commiting sins, then he'll target your body.

In the name of the Executioner, the Brother and the City-State. Praise the Moustache.