Talk:Sion/@comment-5557556-20140204142646

I had one of my "smart" moments when I picked Sion for jungle. Everything went smooth until teamfight time came. MY GOD HE IS THE SLOWEST THING IN THE WORLD.

I got mercury threads to counter slows and stuns so I can do something. I ended up having 350 attack damage and was at just 4th item. When teamfight breaks, I usually chase Sivir, I stun her and I then proceed to chop her up. She falls to something like 20% of her health. Then I start chasing her. She is not attacking me or casting her ult. And I fall behind rapidly. I can't even get close to her. I have almost 100 attack damage more, I can overpower her without any trouble but I CAN'T CATCH THE BLOODY WENCH.

Same thing happens with Hecarim. I ult and try to chop him up. He foolishly tried to duel me only to find his pony ass kicked. What to do, pony rush! He leaves me in the dust. Trundle? No problem just show me the way. As I was about to kick his troll ass he uses W and leaves me in tears. WHAT IS POINT OF HAVING THE MOST OP DAMAGE IN GAME AND MOST OP ULT WHEN I CANT CATCH THEM.

Their Sona bought thornmail, doesn't matter, mister Sion beats the crap out of her and her harph. Sona in trouble, no problem, just play some fine music and leave poor Sion behind!

We eventually lost the game because my team decided to do baron without ad carry. Enemy team came in and I panicked and used smite too early. They stole the baron. Shyvanna goes MAD on me. Damn you Sion, damn you and your fat ass. You are slow as a snot.

PS Go to hell Shyvana. Everybody has a bad day.